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Callsign: 3 (i don't know what a callsign is, so i just put 3)
Location: FL
Battle Cry: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Last words: Fuck...

CLOTHING AND GEAR:
Accessory: Monocle
Headgear: Russian Ushanka
Upper Garment: "I LOVE ANAL SEX" T-shirt
Lower Garment: Kilt
Footwear: Israeli Combat Boots

WEAPONS:
Primary: RPG Launcher
Secondary: Some sort of revlover.
Melee: Gladius Sword.

INVENTORY:
Bag: Old Suitcase.
Space 1: Lighter
Space 2: Cigarettes
Space 3: Shovel
Space 4: Comic Book
Space 5: Teddy Bear
Space 6: Donut

VEHICLE: Unicycle

MISC:
Stronghold: None.
Sidekick: Mouse
Soundtrack: Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
Final Boss: Robot Hitler.

callsign: 3 short, high pitched whistles followed by a longer, lower pitched whistle
battlecry: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1
location: unknown
last words: unknown

accessory: bandana (around my neck)
headgear: lucky hoody
uppergarment: t-shirt/paintball jersey
lowergarment: paintball pants/lucky underwear
accessory: cell phone
footwear: basketball shoes/high top socks

primary weapon: steyr SSG sniper rifle
secondary: katana
melee: fists/elbows/knees/feet

inventory 1: backpack
inventory 2: flashlight w/ batteries
inventory 3: maps
inventory 4: water bottle
inventory 5: box of bullets for the sniper rifle
inventory 6: lighter/matches
inventory 7: half oz of ganja

vehicle: helicopter

stronghold: a room full of mirrors
sidekick: zombie kerrigan from starcraft
soundtrack: the epic trance playlist on youtube
finalboss: myself

At 6/20/10 03:59 PM, stosh1919 wrote:

At 6/20/10 01:13 PM, Wagggs wrote: I have no life for filling this out.

-Sidekick: Zerok. He seems to know how to handle such a situation.

Why would you pick a guy for your sidekick?

Because it's a zombie apocalypse and having a woman around would be bothersome. It's not like I can stop and screw the chick; it's a zombie apocalypse. You gotta think about this.

Obviously I'm the only one prepared for this.

At 6/20/10 11:26 PM, Wagggs wrote: Obviously I'm the only one prepared for this.

A book whose author doesn't have a fundamental understanding of how parasitic beings or biology works, and who recommends you to use a bladed weapon over a gun?

Have fun dying

I made it blank.

Stares at OP for his antics.

I don't know about any of you guys, but I'd definitely keep a gun, a lawn mower, and a showerhead ready. <3 Lawn mower and showerhead FTW!! Gotta love Dead Rising!

I'm going to use JohnnyDamon's post as a template, because it makes things easier. Also listed my actual most probably equipment in the event of Z-Day.

Callsign: Lintire / Lint for short
Location: On the move, around the countries. Moving from one place to the next.
Battle Cry: Leeroy Jenkins!
Last words: Way to go out, a zombie dick up my ass.

CLOTHING AND GEAR:
Accessory: Camo-cloaking (let's just say I got my hands on some high-tech shit)
Headgear: HUD with bells and whistles
Upper Garment: Black Hoodie
Lower Garment: Faded Jeans
Footwear: SWAT Paramilitary Combat Boots

WEAPONS:
Primary: M-140 - Good ol' ARs
Secondary: Desert Eagle
Melee: Buster Sword Replica

INVENTORY:
Bag: Backpack
Space 1: C4 and detonator
Space 2: Cigarettes
Space 3: Matches (preserves the flavour)
Space 4: Novel of sorts
Space 5: Rations
Space 6: Extra Ammo

VEHICLE: Warthog (please?)

MISC:
Stronghold: None.
Sidekick: The Hulk, if he's available, else Sephiroth and his kick-ass rapier covering my six.
Soundtrack: Prodigy - Invaders Must Die
Final Boss: Resurrected Mecha Dragon

I'd include a picture of all this, but in all honesty I couldn't be fucked.

At 6/20/10 11:41 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 6/20/10 11:26 PM, Wagggs wrote: Obviously I'm the only one prepared for this.

A book whose author doesn't have a fundamental understanding of how parasitic beings or biology works, and who recommends you to use a bladed weapon over a gun?

Have fun dying

So you have read it?

And I don't remember it saying the keep a bladed weapon over a gun. I do remember it says not to use the M16 though; which I think is crap.

There's quite a few things in the guide that I must challenge. It was a pretty funny read though.

At 6/20/10 11:55 PM, Wagggs wrote: So you have read it?

Yes, and Max Brooks is fucking retarded, but not as retarded as the people who accept his book as truf

And I don't remember it saying the keep a bladed weapon over a gun. I do remember it says not to use the M16 though; which I think is crap.

"Blades don't need reloading"

It's on the back of the book. He recommends a fucking gardening tool that you can only find in select stores in America that most likely aren't sharp enough to use. Not to mention he recommends traveling with such a large load, by fucking bicycle.

There's quite a few things in the guide that I must challenge. It was a pretty funny read though.

It was meh at best

At 6/20/10 11:58 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Yes, and Max Brooks is fucking retarded, but not as retarded as the people who accept his book as truf

I don't accept his stuff as truth. And your right, he is pretty retarded. I was just making a joke. You're making it seem like I was serious about following the guide.

Hey, I made my own
Callsign: Whistler One
Location: On the move, around the countries. Moving from one place to the next.
Battle Cry: Die Bitches!
Last words: Well let's all have sex

CLOTHING AND GEAR:
Accessory: Grav Boots
Headgear: HUD with bells and whistles
Upper Garment: Kevlar Armor
Lower Garment: Green Cargo Pants
Footwear: Terra's (Good GP Boot)

WEAPONS:
Primary: TWO P-90's
Secondaries: Two Glock 20 (Can fire Underwater)
Melee: Tribal Sword (Ronon Dex)

INVENTORY:
Bag: Napsack
Space 1: C4 and fuses
Space 2: Cigars
Space 3: Matches (makes the flavour better)
Space 4: Radio
Space 5: Rations and Recycle Substances (Because Piss is tasty)
Space 6: Extra Ammo

VEHICLE: ASLAV (Army Light Vehicle)

MISC:
Stronghold: None.
Sidekick: Colonel Jack O'Neill
Soundtrack: Likin Park - What I've Done
Final Boss: Pacman

At 6/21/10 12:11 AM, WhistlerOne wrote: Hey, I made my own

You made an account just to post in this thread, didn't you?

At 6/21/10 12:04 AM, Wagggs wrote:

At 6/20/10 11:58 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Yes, and Max Brooks is fucking retarded, but not as retarded as the people who accept his book as truf

I don't accept his stuff as truth. And your right, he is pretty retarded. I was just making a joke. You're making it seem like I was serious about following the guide.

There are quite a bit of people out there who really see it as the infallible truth to a zombie outbreak.

Hell, Cracked gave better advice for fucks sake

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At 6/20/10 12:48 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 6/20/10 12:46 PM, Biodegrade wrote: asdf

AMAZING!

There is a Zombie Survival Crew! Someone go get them.

Too bad the n00bs overran it long ago.

Head wear: Baseball Cap
Upper Body: Long-sleeve shirt
Lower Body: Jeans
Footwear: Puma Flats

Primary Weapon: AR-15
Secondary Weapon: .22 Handgun
Melee: Hatchet

Inventory:
1. Lighter/Matches
2. 1 oz. of Marijuana
3. Pipe
4. Rag/Towel
5. Compass
6. Paper
7. Pencils

Vehicle: Bicycle

No Stronghold or Sidekick

Soundtrack: Whitechapel
Final Boss: A Big Antlion

Forgot the top part..

Callsign: Scuba
Location: Memphis, TN
Battle Cry: GIMME ZOMBIE BLOOD AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES, FOR FREE!
Last Words: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

At 6/20/10 11:58 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Yes, and Max Brooks is fucking retarded, but not as retarded as the people who accept his book as truf

And you are retarded for taking a mockumentary seriously. The book is a fucking joke. He doesn't need to know shit about anything, it's a book, made for entertainment. And due to the fact ITS FICTIOUS, it does not have to comprehend to biology, or our world's physics, for that matter.

It does provide valid points. Though I do challenge his views on melee weapons, it's a very good book. Quite a few times, I imagined situations in which the methods provided could be helpfull or hurtfull.

Cool Story, Bro!

Anyways i wud die within seconds...either that or i wud be the cause of the infection...no idea.

You gotta think though. Zombies are basically walking, rotting human tissue and organs. So at one point your brain will deteriorate into useless rotted tissue.

You better have a shitload of oxygen tanks if your going to hide out in a vault. Since they don't circulate air or anything breathable through the vaults. Because there aren't any vents.

I love that book. I've read it twice mothufucka.

Clothing
Headgear: Baseball cap
Upper garment: Nike T-shirt
Lower garment: Jeans
Footwear: Boots

Weapons
Primary weapon: G36C, one of, if not the lightest ARs around, designed for mobility
Secondary weapon: Colt M1911 w/laser sight
Melee: Machete

Inventory
First aid kit
Food and Water
GPS
Duct tape
Extra ammo
Cell phone

<Vehicle
A U-Haul truck with barbed wire on the top and holes to shoot guns.

Miscellaneous
Stronghold: Foundry
Sidekick: Don't need one, they would use up my food.
Soundtrack: Dead Kennedys, and yes I'm aware of the irony.
Final Boss: General RAAM and Zombie Charles

Call sign: Celt
Location: War-torn America
Battle Cry: Random Yells
Final Words: Banzai!, charge into a zombie horde with a grenade in my hand and don't let go.

Clothing
Coat: Tretch Coat
Headgear: Bush hat
Upper garment: Sleevless shirt
Lower garment: Cargo pants
Footwear: Boots

Weapons
Primary weapon: Rifled Shotgun w/ scope
Secondary weapon: Auto-Mag (It's a handgun)
Melee: small axe

Inventory
C4 and detenator
Food and Water
Video camera and lots of storage
Extra ammo
My Bowie Knife

Vehicle
Armered van

Miscellaneous
Stronghold: Top of tall building
Sidekick: Tom Gould
Soundtrack: I only need one song. Brocas Helm- Cry of the Banshee
Final Boss: MechaHitler

Call sign: Crosshairs
Location: Hamden
Battle Cry: Look over here! *headshot*
Final Words: I'm not going to hell alone!

Fact:

Unless you're lucky enough to, say, win the lottery or happen upon a lesbian orgy in your back yard, none of this will matter.

Fact n.2:

Unless you're the most heartless, ruthless, sociopathic bastard alive, none of this will matter. You will look for family members, you will waste time asking for help or trying to give it to others, you won't shove an eight-year-old onto a group of zombies coming at you.

The perfect tools won't save you. You have to be void of all human emotions, and incredibly fortunate.

All that, to survive the first day.

At 6/22/10 10:42 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Fact:

Unless you're lucky enough to, say, win the lottery or happen upon a lesbian orgy in your back yard, none of this will matter.

Fact n.2:

Unless you're the most heartless, ruthless, sociopathic bastard alive, none of this will matter. You will look for family members, you will waste time asking for help or trying to give it to others, you won't shove an eight-year-old onto a group of zombies coming at you.

The perfect tools won't save you. You have to be void of all human emotions, and incredibly fortunate.

All that, to survive the first day.

Hey, guess what.
You can go shut your fat, fucking mouth. We're having fun here, and you don't need to ruin it. If you really want to be a jackass, maybe we'll throw you to the zombies to escape.

At 6/22/10 10:47 AM, Bassanova-001 wrote:
Hey, guess what.
You can go shut your fat, fucking mouth. We're having fun here, and you don't need to ruin it. If you really want to be a jackass, maybe we'll throw you to the zombies to escape.

I wasn't telling you to stop the thread, pissant. If you're old enough to have pubes, you should be able to spot the difference between someone bashing a topic and someone simply offering a challenging opinion that is perfectly open to discussion.

At 6/20/10 11:26 PM, Wagggs wrote

Obviously I'm the only one prepared for this.

I heard this book was terrible and just a bunch of stupid cliche things.

At 6/22/10 11:59 AM, BritPop wrote:
I heard this book was terrible and just a bunch of stupid cliche things.

If you mean the book that Brooks wrote...meh. It has a few interesting bits of information here and there, but other than that it doesn't offer anything new.

Some good advice about how to protect yourself (destroy stairs, shit like that), but that's pretty much it.