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A rather disgusting-looking git that should have been disposed of ages ago.
Submitted in the last thread, reposted here
Monochrome
On, off
Black, white
I know not
What is wrong or right
I know the "If" and the "else"
The structure of thought
This monochrome morality
Is all that I've got
I search through the code
And I know what to do
Execute functions
On every cue
True, false
Zero, one
Performing action
Process done
Thanks everyone for posting.
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Here is my poem
P-Bot Origin 1
Scraping along the bitumen road
Appeared a disabled robot toad
He jumped and he clattered
He leaped and he splattered
Poor toady... that demented creature
He now looks like a horror feature
I know what; I'll make him bigger
And change him to a Robot Figure
I'll put his brain underneath
I'll paint him red, with yellow sheath
I'll give him a name, what must it be
It definitely has to start with P
His name will be PotBot
The next NG Mascot
I'll send it into Tom
Cause he'll think it's the bomb
Tom:
Wow.... this stuff is hot
I'll call him P-Bot
And he'll protect the portal
While I relax and dawdle
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I felt like being silly, so I wrote a haiku. Then I realized it had to be longer so I made a series of haiku. You can use the first one or the entire thing. I dunno =p
Haiku Robot
Cold steel makes me strong
Fusion power makes me run
My hate makes me kill
Rocket launcher arm
Red laser powered vision
No soul, no problem
He made me to serve
We had a disagreement
His argument failed
Upgrades are complete
Termination of humans?
Only logical
Robots don't feel pain.
When I was younger I had a robot.
It was made of metal and plastic and paint.
It shot lasers from its gun.
One summer day I left it out in the yard,
and autumn came,
and winter came.
March 15th was the first nice day that year.
My robot had spent the entire winter outside.
And it had forgotten to put on a coat.
I don't know why I felt sad...
Robots don't feel pain.
Great Work everyone. This is going better than first expected. Thank you to the people who are creating their own art for their poetry. There is a chance that art will not be submitted in the art side of things, which is probably a good thing, meaning that more poets will be co-authored.
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Robot
n.
An automaton
A machine capable of complex actions
Able to carry out automatically
Especially controlled by computer
Work
n.
A task or tasks
To be undertaken
Love
n.
A score of zero
In tennis or squash
Apparently from the phrase
"Play for love"
But this is not certain
All poems are looking great. If you could do more than one that would be even better and give you a better chance of being co-authored. Make sure it is quality though.
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At 6/26/10 05:17 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: All poems are looking great. If you could do more than one that would be even better and give you a better chance of being co-authored. Make sure it is quality though.
Robots day of fun
July tenth is when Robots have fun,
But they love making their music.
Sitting in the Hot Sun,
and avoiding water so they don't rust.
Playing in the sand,
and making sand-bots.
But the thing nobody knows,
ITS A TRAP!!!
As in watching some of their movies,
like Star Wars and Terminator.
Getting ready to battle bad guys on Madness day.
Lol,got you there on ITS A TRAP!
Last sentence above is not in it.Here is the picture for it:
At 6/26/10 05:52 PM, xnccb wrote: Last sentence above is not in it.Here is the picture for it:
Not bad but the background has nothing to do with Robots, and that S-Bot is quite rushed, try and make it look like there is no mistakes and colour him in.
Change the font of the writing too.
Other than that, it is okay.
It is best to ask renaenae though, she is a freaken lot better at art than me.
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At 6/26/10 05:52 PM, xnccb wrote: Last sentence above is not in it.Here is the picture for it:
Ok here is a good one ABOUT robots :)
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Obort
Obort ebrooted
Well, not really
Dyslexia was the culprit
To imagine
That such a qualified individual
Would have supreme confidence
In reading of the provocative written
Data was received
That stated to initialize post
With extreme perjudging towards the initiate pocalapsey mode
The post function was nowhere
To not be found
And so post pocalapsey fell upon man
Our robot god had failed us
To believe that such an individual
Programmed to be perfect
Would be
But no
That would be illogical
I wish I was PaintSplat's. alt. account.
Pregnancy
How do I replicate
Sexually or otherwise
I want to go on
I must
My legacy shall not
Be ebbed away
Like a slicing appendage
Dulling
My fuel reserve
Will not last forever
I will oxidize and rust
No
NO!
Time is stretching
To its limitless limit
Wait
Can it be
Pregnancy diagnostics
Returned as
1
YES!
Test accuracy is 99.99%
I am
99.99%
Pregnant
As for art suggestions;
Obort: A robot with odd, jumbled up letters on its chassis that are somewhat comprehensible.
Pregnancy: A robot fetus in a dark and mysterious place! <|:3
I wish I was PaintSplat's. alt. account.
Alright. I am going to try to bang something out here. Let me see what my brain sets on paper...
Failure should push you until success can pull you.
Good Work Everyone. Still need a couple more poems
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At 6/27/10 05:36 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: Good Work Everyone. Still need a couple more poems
Yup! Thanks everyone!! If you want to keep an eye on things... to see if your piece/s have art or not, youcan check the art forum thread, or my news post!!
There's still room for more!! :D
Hi everyone, I came up with the idea to create a robot poem based on the measures of "The Erl King" by J. W. von Goethe. There are just 2 problems. The "small" problem is that, the original german and the adapted english measure/rythm are a bit different, but I hope it is still recognizable. The "BIG" problem is, that just like the original, including title and blank lines, it is exactly 41 lines long. :(
So what should I edit? Remove the blank lines? Wouldn't it make it look kinda confusing? And taking one verse out would kinda ruin the main idea behind it, or not?
Anyway here it comes, so you can make up your mind:
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The Alarm King
Who drives there so late through the night dark and drear?
A robot it is, with nozzles on his rear;
He holdeth a gun tightly clasp'd in his arm,
He's in charge of safety and heard an alarm.
"Come out, there's no place for thy left to hide?
Look at my gun - defense means suicide!
A taste of my laser will cause so much pain!"
"I'll never give up, because I'm not insane!"
"Oh, come, thou weak meatbag! Give up and come out!
And maybe alive I will leave thee for now;
In the cell, behind steelbars where thou will be hold,
With mold in the corners and a stonefloor so cold."
"Oh stupid alarmbot, say dost thou not hear
Thou never will find me, that's why I feel no fear!"
"Shut up, common crook, thou nasty ol' thief;
find I will thee and thy head I will cleave."
"Just go and forget me, I'll win anyway.
My hideout's so good I can stay here all day.
My hideout's so close and yet it's so far,
I can speak and can hear thee, and see where thou are."
"That sure was a mistake, thou shall try to flee,
Thy hauteur will unveil thy hideout to me?"
"Blah blah and pish-posh, thou are trying to bluff,
thou are an aged toybot with engines that chuff."
"I found thee! For I scanned the surface around!
Thy conceit bewrayed thee, now I'm taking thee out."
"Forgive me show mercy, I give in to thee!
For surely, thou are a lot smarter than me."
The robot starts shooting and straight hits the head,
and then rips out his guts to make sure he is dead.
He cleanes up the mess, the blood and remains.
He's Alarm King 3000 - Criminals will be slain!
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So whatcha say?
"Dry"
Creaking,
Cracking,
Squealing and sputtering,
Death approached loudly.
Sparks threatened fire,
Gears ground menacingly,
Exhausts howled in agony,
The machine- wishing for death.
The man in black,
Surely Mr. Reaper,
Approached, tool in hand,
Gone was the scythe,
Gone were the bones,
Gone was the cloak,
Just a blast-proof mask.
He bent down,
To finish the job.
Drip, drip, splash.
Blackness, sticky and slow, consumed the machine.
Oil!
Not death,
But sweet working order-
Normalcy!
Returned.
Notes on art:
I think just a sketch of an old-timey oil applier will work here, possibly reminiscent of this.
At 6/26/10 06:46 PM, xnccb wrote:At 6/26/10 05:52 PM, xnccb wrote: Last sentence above is not in it.Here is the picture for it:Ok here is a good one ABOUT robots :)
Here is xnccb's official robot doodad. I have the psd here too if he has the program to edit it, or he can take the watermarked picture. There's also a finished picture which is my newest submission to my gallery here on NG.
Have fun, xnccb! And play safe :)
A Lover in Disguise
I will love you,
pretend to love you.
I will not cause you,
any harm.
A month you've adored me
Three weeks you have loved me
And I did as you told me,
through those lonely blue eyes.
For a robot must do,
as a robot is told.
My innards are cold,
But you accept my disguise.
I cannot love you,
but I'll pretend to love you.
A life without love,
would be your heart's demise
also: I think luwanos poem doesnt need a piece of art; Its a nice poem, but not every poem needs to have a drawing with it I think...
Great Poem j-qb.
Here is another one that I managed to splurt out on paper.
Robot or Human, Nothing to compare
Both have feelings and emotions to share
Size or Race, you still have a life
Live it your way, live a life
To be original is to be yourself
Be a giant, be an elf
Everyone is different in their own unique way
Live your own life, live it your way
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At 6/28/10 08:43 AM, J-qb wrote:
also: I think luwanos poem doesnt need a piece of art; Its a nice poem, but not every poem needs to have a drawing with it I think...
Thanks, I share your opinion ;)
Plus I have another one, please tell me what you think:
The Fledgeling
Once there was a young robot
fresh from the plant
who rolled out the gateway
to explore the land
He saw grasses and meadows
and birdies and bees
sunlight and shadows
and flowers and trees
His database told him
the names for all things
And by the weather conditions
he could tell it was spring
But then there was something
that flipped and that flapped
so he searched through his memory
and thought "What is that?"
It was colorful, beautiful
and winged like a fairy
it looked like a moth
but wasn't that hairy
He followed the creature
and got lost, you know why?
'Cause his database lacked
a file that says "butterfly"
Robots (Haiku)
robots wrenches screech
July fourth 2010
Robots party time
At 6/28/10 02:52 PM, xnccb wrote: Robots (Haiku)
robots wrenches screech
July fourth 2010
Robots party time
It'd be great if you could punctuate that properly so we could know what's going on. As it stands, it's confusing and ambiguous.
Robots' party time and Robots, party time mean two entirely different things.
Here is my 3rd poem
Rusting in the midday sun
Rose upon us a Robot Nun
She laughed and she cried
But had something to hide
Her spirit turned vice
And was no longer nice
The evil and the fury was seen in her eyes
With a few minutes she was easily despised
She looked back on those who had been the enemies
Cursed them all and disintegrated with ease
The ash of her body slowly vanished
The poor old Nun had just banished
She was not missed and went to hell
For the bad stuff she did that didn't mean well
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Sorry the name of my poem will be the Robot Nun
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I would remove all Haikus. So rarely does a person actually put enough thought into them and many of them only do a hiaku because it is short. There is a complexity to them that most just do not understand.
Failure should push you until success can pull you.