Last person on Earth

[Bigbaddragon]

What would you do.

[EDDDDDDDDD]

DIE, then YOU DIE!

[Armissea]

Id become number one in every newgrounds stat of course

day after day newgrounding all the way

and if you dont understand that

*in the tune of iron man*

NEWGROUNDS IS MY LIFE

*guitar riff*

[Cosmic]

YAY! FREE STUFF!!

[thenewbies]

Look badass.

[ratchet103]

Drink straight out of the bottle and put it back in the fridge afterwards.

[Steff]

I'd fuck dead bitches.

[Painbringer]

I would do everything I ever wanted.

Also I would avoid the influx of wild animals.

[Bovineoverlord]

1. Make a Frankenhotguy, make babies with.

2. Make more Frankenpeople to prevent inbreeding depression

[Stereocrisis]

I guess it would be cool to jump into whatever car there was laying around in the streets. Going into grocery stores, and gun shops, and malls, and hospitals and just screwing around and acting like a child. See, I think we were all meant to behave like children, but then, the adults ruined it for us. Society makes us behave differently than we would had we been on Earth all alone. If that were the case, I would yell when I was mad. Cry when I was sad. Masturbate whenever the urge struck me, like at a bank or something. I would love to just go into a gun shop though. Load up on guns, and just go around blasting shots every where. It might get old quick, but as of right now, I no I won't ever be able to do that obviously. So I totally would love to do that. Or just walk up in an abandoned old house and trash the place. Of course, I would eventually lose my mind because I would want to have sex with women, and have friends, and I would have no goals because there would be nobody to impress. I probably wouldn't shower often, until I got itchy and couldn't stand my own stink. I mean, I only shower now to please others. It's a tricky question, because I do so many things in life for other people, or because I was taught how to act when I was growing up, so I would just feel liberated. Everything I did would never be questioned. I could just walk up in a church and piss in the holy water, and nobody would be there to tell me I was wrong. And in that aspect, you could go on forever. You could blow your nose with hundred dollar bills. Money would be useless. It would come down to survival. Killing my own animals for meat, and farming my own fruits and vegetables. It would be hard to not have anyone doing all these things for me. Also it would suck if I wanted to travel. I mean, I could just take cars and drive them forever, but I can't operate an airplane, or a cruise ship, so I would never be able to see other countries that weren't connected to my continent. Aw fuck it, it's never going to happen anyway...

[Konosko]

Kill myself or try things I've never done before like bestiality or something else fun sounding like cocaine

[SuperSilver123]

Depends. There would be grocery stores all around and I could get whatever I wanted. However, in due time, all that stuff is gonna rot and become obsolete when no one is making it. I would have to resort to junk food that doesn't rot as quickly and become severely malnourished. By that time I would already have built a house but then I would need food. Like any other survivalist, I would gather all the utensils for ripping and taring meat and go hunting. I would catch some stuff, kill it, rip it apart, cut the skin off, take out the blood, and cook it. I would disdainfully eat it since it's probably undercooked, still has germs in it, and I have no kitchen experience whatsoever. I would continue with my life in the forest (or in a house) and start to rebuild. Since I cannot mate with a human female, I would start to raise animals for my own. I would shed a tear for all those lost and then live my life until I die.

Or I would just commit suicide.

[dx5231]

It would be kinda amazing in the start. I could try to travel to another country, steal some military jets, or something like that, but maybe I could die in an accident, so I would travel in a car. Damn, that would take a while. I would go to the USA, and do whatever the fuck I felt like. Getting the best cars, living in the best places. But after a while I would feel lonely. I would probably start going crazy. Then I'd probably suicide.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Life would be interesting at first. Remember I Am Legend? Will Smith had all the isolation and started going crazy. That was after a thousand days. But, imagine that you'd spend your whole life that way.
Definitely weird.

[shairn333]

well, with no one to judge me, so many things become fuckable. also, walk around naked. fuck yeah.

[Corpus-Delicti]

Go into an adult toy store and pleasure myself for hours.

[Cybersief]

Wonder what the hell happened to everyone else.

[Step]

I'd be grateful because I won't ever have to see this overdone thread anymore.

[JKMonkey]

loot...

pillage...

[Zombified]

Make a palace out of all the "free" stuff I would take from shops and shit. And just live my life until I die. I don't care if I'd be lonely either. Nothing really would have changed there. So it's pretty much a win/win for me. ;D

[kazumazkan]

Try to survive do the shit i never get to do

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 6/19/10 03:40 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: What would you do.

Find some guns and go hunting for animals

[dlord100]

Me and my dog Sam would go hunt zombies for experimentation. Then we'd go to the movie rental store and talk to mannequins. I would also keep a stash of bacon and save it for later.

[durzza]

At 6/19/10 03:42 PM, xnccb wrote: YAY! FREE STUFF!!

ALOT OF FREE STUFFS

[Haifisch]

I'd take that abandoned rocket ship over there and fly to Mars and repopulate with them

[Mans0n]

I would probably do whatever I feel like until i started to get lonely.

then suicide.

[Scarface]

I would spam the forums and become a NG master.

[StickyFinguhs]

I would fap on a tree

[misterchees0]

Get all the canned food I can, Steal a jet or whatever.

[mikel33405]

Walk across the street without looking both ways.