Situational Acid

[HollowedPumkinz]

So lets say there was some Super corrosive Acid at the top of a very tall Apartment building, and this acid is a new super strong acid that can go through almost anything. The Acid is spilled from the roof of the tall apartment into a very large puddle that spans the size of most of an apartment building. And it is burning through the top into a row of apartments. There are exactly six apartments in a row from top to bottom. In the top most apartment is a single mother with three children, in the next is a paranoid man with plenty of guns and some explosives, the next one is a Mexican family with 6 occupants, after that is a couple with no children, second to the bottom is a librarian with a ton of books he lives alone, and at the bottom is a crazy old cat lady with a shit ton of cats in her apartment.

When the acid gets to the bottom people are dead but not every one, what happened, who is dead?

A diagram for your pleasure:

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| Mother with 3 kids |
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| Gun Guy |
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| Mexican Family |
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| A couple |
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| Librarian Guy |
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| Crazy cat lady |
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[Gerbil]

The mom lives, cuz she shields herself with the kids.
The gun guy dies in an explosion of gunpowder.
The Mexicans live because thier to lazy to die.
The couple die together.
Libarian shields himself in books and runs out of apartment.
Cat lady shields herself with cats.

[Donut]

Uh.... cocks?

[Gerbil]

At 6/18/10 09:02 PM, Donut wrote: Uh.... cocks?

Cocks indeed. Lets be friends. Mind if I call you Jeff?

[arcansi]

Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

[DevilDog016]

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

Fuck you and your real world!

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

This is super strong acid, stronger than any one could possibly imagine so yes it fucking can, it could even eat through that big head of yours if it got on you.

[ActualOccurences]

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

Its hypothetical!!!

[fuzzum111]

At 6/18/10 09:09 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

This is super strong acid, stronger than any one could possibly imagine so yes it fucking can, it could even eat through that big head of yours if it got on you.

Does it have a PH of -5? Or some insane amount like that?

For those whom do not know, the PH scale is of acid, and alkaline. 7 being neutral 1 being a very strong acid and 14 being a very basic alkaline. -5..would be insane.

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 6/18/10 09:50 PM, fuzzum111 wrote:

At 6/18/10 09:09 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

This is super strong acid, stronger than any one could possibly imagine so yes it fucking can, it could even eat through that big head of yours if it got on you.

Does it have a PH of -5? Or some insane amount like that?

For those whom do not know, the PH scale is of acid, and alkaline. 7 being neutral 1 being a very strong acid and 14 being a very basic alkaline. -5..would be insane.

Take that and square it twice and that's how strong it is. But it doesn't fucking matter, it's just strong enough to blow past six stories with ease by any fucking method. This is just hypothetical.

[SuzpektClean]

"In the physical world that we occupy blah blah blah blah...."

[PrawDuhJee]

At 6/18/10 09:50 PM, fuzzum111 wrote:

Does it have a PH of -5? Or some insane amount like that?

For those whom do not know, the PH scale is of acid, and alkaline. 7 being neutral 1 being a very strong acid and 14 being a very basic alkaline. -5..would be insane.

You can't physically have a pH of negative 5. The aqueous solution would become saturated, there's simply not enough water.

[TwentySevenPointFive]

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

Come on lighten up big guy :3

[Senmetsu]

| Mother with 3 kids |

Mom and the 3 kids die because the acid started at the top and nobody knew to shield anything yet. These poor poor people though, you'd think losing their dad was enough but... Anyway, that story has long since passed but once.. once there was a man.... a man who knew the difference between right and wrong. He was as wide with muscles as he was tall but one day he couldn't stand being the good guy anymore and he... he moved to Detroit and became a city bus driver. He hired a Jun Ki the Junkie to hack into the database and create him a new identity. It only cost him an 8 ball and a couple of packs of Kools.. This is when life got sour. The feds were onto him! All he wanted was a new life away from those stinking brats! They weren't his children. He knew that.. he'd been done wrong, wronger than anyone should be done and he'd had enough. They seized his accounts. He'd been burned. When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend... An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI. Family too... Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.

Sorry everyone. I dunno what came over me. Plus I don't know when my hero turned into Michael Weston. 3 deaths

| Gun Guy |

Gun Guy gets paranoid after hearing the loud crashing of structural fubar happening above him and call his enemy up to challenge him to a dual, but his enemy wasn't home. So Gun Guy left a very long detailed message about how angry he was, during this time he melted away.

Now you listen here you son of a bi---wtf! AAaaaw help aaagghhh...*cough-splutter-choke* *silence* Blarg. I am dead.

Naturally the Enemy of Gun Guy, N.M.E. is pissed when he hears that message and he wants to know if ol Danny boy is tryin to snitch on him(Danny boy is what he was called when he was younger, he graduated to Gun Guy), anyway, Danny boy's lyin on the floor in kinda like a puddle position. You know..round and squishy...Anyway, N.M.E is like "my god..what's all over my shoes?" and its Danny Boy's shoes! So he takes off runnin right? But his shoes start fallin through, so he lies down on the sidewalk, thinks about things very carefully, and begins to saw away at his own leg with a razor blade. He's a drug dealer, they have to cut lines of coke, so he has razor blades.. And he gets about halfway through when DannyBoy comes runnin down the stairs and he's like "HA HA APRIL FOOLS" and NME is like "You SOB I'll kill you." and DB is like "Not if you bleed out.." And he went back to playing video games

Alright so my story derailed, official count for this one is 1 death.

| Mexican Family |
They toss their 6 kids out one at a time and make a pile then aim for the squishy area instead of the sidewalk when jumping out the window. These mexican "parents" weren't parents at all, they were space aliens. From outter space... Anyway, they'd been flyin around in space for like forever and kept imbreading and dancin the salsa and then BAM they crashed into earth and they were like "This is lame. There's no place to salsa dance here." Then they found Mexico, they were living there for a while and they got tricked into thinking America was a better place, they heard it was the land of the free but when they got here there was no place to salsa dance. Everywhere they tried to live was so crowded, and by now the alien council was like "Wtf, why are you salsa dancing everywhere!" and they were like "ay dios mio, the mission!" and so they adopted these kids of all colors cuz they saw it was all the rave and they had to fit in. Then their house got acid on it so..hell with those kids.

So 6 died here.

| A couple |
The couple met in a subway tunnel in 1902 where the main character and leading male role in the story was a vampire and he bit the girl. Anyway, they've been around ever since living in this same apartment and never coming out except through an escape hatch in the back to feed. They naturally escaped the acid.

| Librarian Guy |
Nerd. Dead.

Lol as a nerd I have the right to kill other nerds without question. Its a bond we share.

| Crazy cat lady |
The crazy cat lady wasn't as crazy as one would think.. She knew that the ancient egyptian Gods treasured the cat as an idol for a reason, because its so cute and cuddly and makes even cuter cuddlier babies(with sharp claws and pointy teeth). When the acid came she knew long before it was coming who was going to live and who would die. She had foreseen this with her cat powers. She used them like magic relics to focus her power through, the more cats the better. With twelve-thousand cats in a studio apartment she felt pretty safe. She has been afraid for a long time that the vampires who live above her will discover her awesome power and she'll have to unleash fury that would make Hell go "DAAAYUM" She just created a magic force field over herself. Screw the rest of the world: they think she's just a crazy cat lady.

Looks like I killed 11 people.

I suck at math.

The only people who lived were the cat wizard, the two vampires, and the two space aliens

[Skwurll]

At 6/18/10 09:58 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

Take that and square it twice and that's how strong it is.

So, you squared negative 5 twice?

Wouldn't that make it 625?

Which is a positive number, and an impossibly high basic substance.

[platypuspwn]

uoy kcuF

[iateamexican]

At 6/18/10 09:50 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: For those whom do not know, the PH scale is of acid, and alkaline. 7 being neutral 1 being a very strong acid and 14 being a very basic alkaline. -5..would be insane.

For those whom do not know (you) its pH, not PH.
Thats like saying CuSO4 is cuso4, or CUSO4, its more than just a grammatical mistake.
At any rate, I made all the doors in the building seal magically. Nobody got out alive.

[razorbladesigh]

Mother lives, at work and the kids are at school.
The gun guy is alive, also at work.
The Mexican family dies, as per the joke this is based off of, they live off food stamps.
Couple lives, at work.
Librarian lives, at work.
Crazy cat lady lives: at work.

The joke this is based off is:
An apartment is blown up. Inside is a white family, a mexican family and a black family. Who lives?
The white family lives because they are at work and school. The mexican family dies, they live at home on food stamps and don't send their kids to school. The black family lives: they are out stealing bikes.

[cowboop]

the mother and children would die without warning for time to excape
the gun freak would die probably run into his bunker (his closet) and die
the mexican family would excape with 3 dead (they couldnt run faster then the acid)
the couple would escape in fear of dieing without kids
the library man would die scared of losing his books
and the cat lady would die since she believes cats are worth more then her life

[AtomicD00M]

At 6/18/10 09:04 PM, SuperGerbal wrote:

At 6/18/10 09:02 PM, Donut wrote: Uh.... cocks?

Cocks indeed. Lets be friends. Mind if I call you Jeff?

He cant be Jeff! His not the real one!

Btw on the mexican Family, that may be me.

[AtomicD00M]

At 6/19/10 01:06 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Apparently, the Librarian dies and everyone else lives:

The apartment with the mother with three children has....

The mexican family isn't there because.....

The librarian guy...

This,
Its really accurate.
*Golf clap*

[hhcash]

At 6/18/10 08:58 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: The mom lives, cuz she shields herself with the kids.
The gun guy dies in an explosion of gunpowder.
The Mexicans live because thier to lazy to die.
The couple die together.
Libarian shields himself in books and runs out of apartment.
Cat lady shields herself with cats.

* the cats shield themselves with the cat lady.

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 6/18/10 11:26 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: The joke this is based off is:
An apartment is blown up. Inside is a white family, a mexican family and a black family. Who lives?
The white family lives because they are at work and school. The mexican family dies, they live at home on food stamps and don't send their kids to school. The black family lives: they are out stealing bikes.

Never heard of any such joke. It was based off of imagination and love fuck face.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

Silly boy, for no one realized that although there was a very acidic solution atop the building, there was also a very basic one, and hence cancelled out and the pH of it all is now 7. Problem solved before it started.

[JordanD]

Mother throws the kids out the window hoping they'd be saved. She burns to death.

Gun guy snipes the kids and gets headshots so the acid misses him for being a good shot.

The mexicans reproduce faster than the acid can kill, the children survive.

The couple is having sex and the acid doesn't wanna bother them so he leaves them be.

The acid spills onto the librarians books and he kills himself over the trauma.

The acid stops after leaking through the ceiling of the cat ladies apartment and they are all spared. But then the floor gives away under the couples table that they were fucking on and crushes the lady.

[MrTeapawt]

Everyone was on vacation, thus nobody died.

THE END.

[Smorsh]

No one died. All they had to do was just step out the building.

[DevilDog016]

At 6/19/10 01:41 AM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: Silly boy, for no one realized that although there was a very acidic solution atop the building, there was also a very basic one, and hence cancelled out and the pH of it all is now 7. Problem solved before it started.

Hahah, I must admit, that was clever.

[mattuiop]

At 6/18/10 08:58 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: The mom lives, cuz she shields herself with the kids.
The gun guy dies in an explosion of gunpowder.
The Mexicans live because thier to lazy to die.
The couple die together.
Libarian shields himself in books and runs out of apartment.
Cat lady shields herself with cats.

most logical

[Dromedary]

At 6/18/10 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: Acid doesn't work that way, it's a physical impossibility for acid to eat through 6 stories.

Did he forget to mention the building is made out of cardboard?