At 6/18/10 11:29 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
It doesn't matter, you still don't play Sonic games for the story. Having a simple story wouldn't help anything at all because the game would still play the same. Besides, you could say any of Mario's stories are "stupid-as-shit" but nobody gives a damn because it's fucking MARIO.
Nah, they don't give a damn because they'd think I'm a troll for not liking Mario, but this is irrelevant.
Oh god no. And Metal having elemental power would have to have a story linked to it if it comes from the levels. I don't see anything wrong with that. Metal Sonic fusing with Eggman would also be stupid.
I never said he fused with Eggman, I said he fused with one of his machines, like Gemel (or whatever his name is) did in Sonic Advance 3. It's always retarded when two entities fused together.
And Metal Sonic isn't a new character that fanboys obsess about, there have been Metal Sonic's since Sonic 2 and Sonic CD.
I never said he was new, but fanboys do obsess about him and Shadow.
Fine. Instead of Metal Sonic, it's Mecha Sonic. And instead of the Death Egg, Eggman has a... pfft... I'm not even trying... a Flying Egg Fortress of Doom. And Mecha Sonic gets elemental power because Eggman rebuilds him to adapt to the zone he's in. And Eggman kidnaps all of Sonic's important friends to lure him into a trap to keep Sonic busy while he kidnaps the animals to make into badniks.
But really I don't see why you're getting all worked up about this story. I thought it was pretty obvious that I just pulled random stuff out of the air and threw it together, the only thing I put an iota of thought into was the name Super Sonic the Hedgehog, which even I think would be a stupid name. I didn't want to introduce anything new, because then it would be like any ordinary fanboy story, full of crappy things that could've been replaced with other existing things.