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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 07:21:55 Reply

At 7/14/10 07:11 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Commodore Von Wienerschnitzel The III kind sir.

Excellent, I am pleased to make your aquintance. Ah gentlemen, It appears that the amount of posts I have in the newgrounds establishment has reached the wonderfull number of 1500


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There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 08:11:58 Reply

Good Show old boy. I myself am close to move to a nice round number to.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 13:04:07 Reply

Shouldn't our newest member be among the commoners, rubbish, minstrels, and all the lesser dregs of society since he has not even been here for 6 months, let alone a year? I do believe that our dearest Lady Tottington hath made that rule rather clear.

You commoner, come shine my butler's shoes then go fetcheth me some tea. I am feeling quite parched if I may say so.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 14:33:46 Reply

At 7/14/10 01:04 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Shouldn't our newest member be among the commoners, rubbish, minstrels, and all the lesser dregs of society since he has not even been here for 6 months, let alone a year? I do believe that our dearest Lady Tottington hath made that rule rather clear.

You commoner, come shine my butler's shoes then go fetcheth me some tea. I am feeling quite parched if I may say so.

It seems that the easy life of a young dandy which I so dreamed of will not come today. Awful shame that. *Shines shoes*


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There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 16:04:55 Reply

I say my fine gents this is my 7,400 post jolly good show.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 17:18:49 Reply

Oh marvelous, I do wish I cared more! I just finished a sporting game of Cannonball Raquetball, and i must say, I have easily made the highest score! I do wish I had another friend to playeth with, the other gentlemen is a might beat up from our last encounter.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 17:48:58 Reply

What I would like to know is, how is it our servants are able to survive these dangerous sports we make them play?

Sure we may be wealthy, but how much are we paying for healthcare, just for our jolly amusement?


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-14 18:46:35 Reply

At 7/14/10 05:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sure we may be wealthy, but how much are we paying for healthcare, just for our jolly amusement?

hehehe surely you jest good sir healthcare my word that is a witty jest.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-16 03:05:26 Reply

At 7/14/10 06:46 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 7/14/10 05:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sure we may be wealthy, but how much are we paying for healthcare, just for our jolly amusement?
hehehe surely you jest good sir healthcare my word that is a witty jest.

Yes, surely you must jest. What sort of gentleman would provide "healthcare" to mere commoners when replacement workers can be purchased from orphanages at such low prices?

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-16 05:37:02 Reply

At 7/16/10 03:05 AM, bgraybr wrote: Yes, surely you must jest. What sort of gentleman would provide "healthcare" to mere commoners when replacement workers can be purchased from orphanages at such low prices?

exactly! what madman would give your commoner servants healthcare?healthcare is pointless for a mere commoner they only last for thirty years tops.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-16 14:05:05 Reply

Well it seems you gentlemen have made thine point exceedingly clear. Well made gents. I just think it a waste to have to pay someone to help clean up the courts, what with all the blood, guts, gore, and bone shards about than just let our amusement get fixed up.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 15:17:05 Reply

Bonjour! Si vous permettez, je voudrais me joindre à cette partie de thé délicieux petit que vous avez ici! Bernard! Chercher mon manteau, si vous pouvez!
Ma mère était l'un de vous dégoûtant britannique, mais mon père est un Français de qualité supérieure! Je suppose que je pourrais supporter logement parmi vous Britanniques sale pour une tasse de thé!

Oh! Mon Dieu, j'ai presque oublié! J'ai apporté des escargots!

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 15:21:38 Reply

[again, sorry for double post...i keep forgetting theres no editing here]
Oh! J'ai oublié de vous dire mon nom. Mon nom est Monsieur Pierre Devereaux!

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 15:48:26 Reply

At 7/16/10 05:37 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: exactly! what madman would give your commoner servants healthcare?healthcare is pointless for a mere commoner they only last for thirty years tops.

Indeed! If the commoners who worked in my factory wished to have teeth, they should stopped attempting to eat rocks or whatever it is that the great unwashed do these days. If they have no healthcare, then they will work instead of pointlessly feigning injuries.


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 15:50:39 Reply

I say my fellow gents, it looks like a French person wishes to join. It seems as though he did not take the time to read our charter. Dare I say it? Jolly good then, let the mocking commence my fine fellows.

I shall start.

"What's the most common French expression?" The answer is "I give up."

let the mocking of the French continue gents.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 16:02:03 Reply

I do say, this club seems quite interesting. I claim the name of Sir Carleston, of the Charles fortune.
May I join this fine establishment?

Also if I may ask, what would be considered a "old signup date" as I have only joined in 2007.

Sometimes the best solution is, simply, a swift kick in the ass.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 17:18:22 Reply

What is going on here? One does like it though. I request to join this gathering of the posh tongue, my name is Sir Decky of Cheshire, charmed to make your acquaintance. I must away now to beat my servant boy, he dared to present me with a less then average stuffed Pheasant. Where are the medieval torcher devices?


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 17:26:14 Reply

Professor Nitwit: I say gentlemen, shall we all have some good olde fashion tea whilest we make fun of those who are below us?

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 18:05:51 Reply

At 7/17/10 05:26 PM, DrClay wrote: Professor Nitwit: I say gentlemen, shall we all have some good olde fashion tea whilest we make fun of those who are below us?

Sir Carleston: Well Professor Nitwit, that sounds like a grand idea! I'll get some peasant to make the tea now.

Oh Jeeves! Cometh here and make us some tea!


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 18:26:13 Reply

At 7/17/10 03:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I say my fellow gents, it looks like a French person wishes to join. It seems as though he did not take the time to read our charter. Dare I say it? Jolly good then, let the mocking commence my fine fellows.

I shall start.

"What's the most common French expression?" The answer is "I give up."

let the mocking of the French continue gents.

Well I say, the french come crawling back to us for forgiveness, do they? weel after all they've done, they do not deserve it. I have prepared a rather humorous remark about said nation; "What is the most common french military strategy?" the answer is "Surrender"


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 18:47:29 Reply

At 7/17/10 06:26 PM, rorypearce94 wrote: Well I say, the french come crawling back to us for forgiveness, do they? weel after all they've done, they do not deserve it. I have prepared a rather humorous remark about said nation; "What is the most common french military strategy?" the answer is "Surrender"

ha-ha-ha

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 20:33:46 Reply

Sir Carleston: Oh I have one! How do you get a French waiters attention? answer- Start ordering in German! Ha haha!

Aren't the french just one big joke anyway?


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 20:41:27 Reply

Sir Decky of Cheshire: James Bottomtooth is a commoner. I remember when he was nothing more then a street urchin that scampered around polishing the shoes of the well-to-do gentleman of Trafalgar Square. Hes only were he is now because of his dealings with the ladys of the night. He'll never be a true blue blood like us good gents.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 21:42:42 Reply

indeed indeed.

and oh dear who let that FILTHY.. THING in hree - oh the french are simply rubbish - rubbish I say!

MAN THE CATAPULT! The last french we catapulted was a french maid - I do believe her rotting remains still poke out of the courtyard..

as for nobility status - I would say.. at LEAST 3 years - but the farther back the more esteemed you shall be, more wealth, land, medals, servants and whatnot.

also I see we neve new recruits! I would update ye list but.. I am tired of doing so ... someone else shall have to instead.

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 22:06:48 Reply

At 7/17/10 09:42 PM, Chronamut wrote:
as for nobility status - I would say.. at LEAST 3 years - but the farther back the more esteemed you shall be, more wealth, land, medals, servants and whatnot.

Sir Carleston: Oh, Bugger; looks like I won't be a noble for at least another 5 months. Oh well then. Oh and can someone PLEASE clean up that horrid french body? Every time I walk within 50 yards of it I feel quite ill.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-17 22:21:08 Reply

At 7/17/10 09:42 PM, Chronamut wrote: as for nobility status - I would say.. at LEAST 3 years - but the farther back the more esteemed you shall be, more wealth, land, medals, servants and whatnot.

Curses! I am just a humble "Sir", for the time being anyway. I do believe that I am one of the bottom of the pack, so to speak. I'm one of the young bloods that inherited money from ones dear deceased Papa. It matters not one bit when one is as delightfully eccentric as one is.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-18 09:27:40 Reply

At 7/17/10 10:21 PM, Decky1991 wrote: Curses! I am just a humble "Sir", for the time being anyway. I do believe that I am one of the bottom of the pack, so to speak. I'm one of the young bloods that inherited money from ones dear deceased Papa. It matters not one bit when one is as delightfully eccentric as one is.

It seems that you narrowly outrank me, It seems that I need to work my way through the ranks, so to speak, However the wealth that I was left by father will certainly help with this most important matter.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-18 09:52:20 Reply

At 7/18/10 09:27 AM, rorypearce94 wrote:
At 7/17/10 10:21 PM, Decky1991 wrote: Curses! I am just a humble "Sir", for the time being anyway. I do believe that I am one of the bottom of the pack, so to speak. I'm one of the young bloods that inherited money from ones dear deceased Papa. It matters not one bit when one is as delightfully eccentric as one is.
It seems that you narrowly outrank me, It seems that I need to work my way through the ranks, so to speak, However the wealth that I was left by father will certainly help with this most important matter.

It appears to be us two good Sirs against the rest of this inteen soirees. We should form an alliance, together are time here is much vaster.

It is with great sadness that I have to inform the other members that ones eerie, phychic connection thing (internet) is kaput. I'll be back as soon as I can.


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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-18 10:45:57 Reply

I say dear boys what will we do with these uncivilized Scotts and French?

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Response to High Society Club 2010-07-18 11:34:03 Reply

Je suis désolé ... Je pensais que je serais accepté ici ... Mais passons! Un Français supérieure, comme moi, n'a rien à faire autour de vous les Anglais!

Au revoir!