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Oh dear have the festivities begun already? Seems I am a bit late, I had to cater to.. things.. events, and whatnot.

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Welcome all new Gentlemen! 'tis a shame that we don't appear to be acquiring any new lady friends however..

now as for the strongest Tea, that would be Malachy Tea, simply horrible strong stuff that is..

afterwards we shall partake in some cannonball tennis.

I Commodore Von Wienerschnitzel The III wishes to join this prestigious society.

funny thing that was my dogs nickname since he is a wiener dog.

At 7/7/10 02:19 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: My word does this not share a significant resemblence with the Gentlemans Club? Never the less, and much to the point, I. Sir Dempsey, wish to be a member of your fine establishment.

My baker will get on those ginger bread cock jokes right away!

The gentlemans club as far as history goes would be newer - High society is placed farther back in time - in victorian times and earlier. Think parasols, frilly dresses, maids and nobility wearing ridiculous clothing.

Alright the new invitations have been sent out and here is ye updated list!

High Society Members and their Snooty Monikers List

Chronamut: Lady Tottington
MrCrawford: Lord James M. Crawford IV
bgraybr: Mr. Monocle von Monoclen.
FurryDemon: Preston (or Princeton) Montgomery the heir of the Montgomery fortune.
Kaizerwolf: Sir Reginald III
SlntCobra1: Earl of Cobras
Gobblemeister: Calvin, Earl of Cornelia
EagleRock: Sir Avian von Igneous, Esquire
Porkchop: Colonel Porkchop
ArmouredGRIFFON: Sir Dempsey
Tony-DarkGrave: Commodore Von Wienerschnitzel The III

and remember - high society can be performed live at any time in ye olde high society room!

please come forth into ye room as yourself, and then don ones title afterwards by typing /nick (username) - otherwise we may NEVER know who you truly are!

titters and fans self furiously

good day to you sir colonel Mustard. would you like to play a riveting game of cricket on the Promenade?

Greetings, old chaps.

It is I, the legendary Archibald Q. Jones, Duke of Wales.

At 7/9/10 01:35 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Cricket you say? Thanks but no, I prefer a riveting game of either Tennis or Croquet.

We only play cannonball tennis around here where we give you oversized raquets and you have to deflect cannonballs.

At 7/9/10 01:58 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 7/9/10 01:35 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Cricket you say? Thanks but no, I prefer a riveting game of either Tennis or Croquet.

We only play cannonball tennis around here where we give you oversized raquets and you have to deflect cannonballs.

hmm what about bridge or a game of Jin?

At 7/10/10 04:22 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

hmm what about bridge or a game of Jin?

what are you, 80? GET WITH THE TIMES SIR!

At 7/10/10 01:38 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 7/10/10 04:22 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

hmm what about bridge or a game of Jin?

what are you, 80? GET WITH THE TIMES SIR!

How DARE YOU SIR!! JIN IS A NOBLE GAME OF WIT AND CUNNING!

At 7/10/10 03:05 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 7/10/10 01:38 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 7/10/10 04:22 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

hmm what about bridge or a game of Jin?

what are you, 80? GET WITH THE TIMES SIR!

How DARE YOU SIR!! JIN IS A NOBLE GAME OF WIT AND CUNNING!

I notice you left out bridge - and I'm a LADY Sir, please address me by my proper title.'

lol obsure little britain reference

WELL HOW DARE YOU M'LADY!

Wait is that the chat where I can slap people with a fish?

At 7/11/10 10:19 PM, SteelChair wrote: Wait is that the chat where I can slap people with a fish?

I say who is this Ruffian?

At 7/11/10 11:21 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Tis nothing more than a lowly commoner. Throw him out with the rest of the riff-raff and rubbish.

I say that is a jolly good Idea.

At 7/11/10 11:21 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Tis nothing more than a lowly commoner. Throw him out with the rest of the riff-raff and rubbish.

Darn kids with there hippity hop talk. SPEAK ENGLISH WE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES.

At 7/11/10 11:51 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Listen here good sir, did you or did you not read the title of this club? "High Society Club" and our sub-title is "No riff-raff, commoners, etc. allowed." So bugger off will you please? If you wish to join our fine establishment, try again in about 2 years. Sorry old bean.

I say, I find you language quite rude old chap, I do apologize for my horrible behavior. But I do hope we can set this little problem aside and act like gentlemen.

silly creatures, THIS is is ENGLAND - there was no high society in the "United States" - nay it hadn't even existed yet! This is the VICTORIAN times - and before.

as for cannonball tennis - WE don't play it - we get big, strapping young gents with thighs the size of tree trunks to play FOR us! We also line each side with criminal commoners in case they miss - 'tis a bit bloody, but it's delightfully dark sport I say..

and yes steelchair - fish slapping abound - high society has to be called in session in ye olde irc room though - or everyone will get confused! We generally call high society either tuesday or wednesday night.

At 7/12/10 10:35 AM, MrCrawford wrote:

At 7/12/10 08:10 AM, Chronamut wrote: silly creatures, THIS is is ENGLAND - there was no high society in the "United States" - nay it hadn't even existed yet! This is the VICTORIAN times - and before.

Oh poo. I thought we were going about being silly Edwardian prats.

nono much older. If you want to be newer you must go to the gentlemans club.