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At 45 minutes ago, Confucianism wrote:

At 35 minutes ago, Decky wrote: Couldn't find your name so I simply gave you one. I did ask for people to state them before hand.

Then call me Confucius Sun.

Confucius Sun? Not very high society.

At 50 minutes ago, Decky wrote: Confucius Sun? Not very high society.

Connie Renolds at your service my lord.

At 20 hours ago, Confucianism wrote:

At 50 minutes ago, Decky wrote: Confucius Sun? Not very high society.

Connie Renolds at your service my lord.

Better, much better.

At 1 hour ago, Decky wrote: Better, much better.

Would sir care for a lemon meringue tart to go with his morning tea?

At 2 days ago, Confucianism wrote: Would sir care for a lemon meringue tart to go with his morning tea?

It would help the day go by I guess. One just wishes that we had more activity in are quiet little club. We simply must put our heads together and think of ways to draw the potential snotty members in.

At 9 hours ago, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: congrats gentlemen and ladies 20 pages of this prestigious club.

Indeed, indeed. It was a long and hard battle but we did make it to this most delightful milestone. It's only a shame that Ma'lady hasn't taken the opportunity to drop in and see how we are doing. O' well, to the drinks cabinet!

At 1 day ago, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: congrats gentlemen and ladies 20 pages of this prestigious club.

**golf clap**

I, Sir Scar, am proud to have been a part of it, if only in the end.

At 7 hours ago, Amaranthus wrote: Lord Decky!
Is it true somebody challenged you for a duel sir?
Because i don't believe the rumors other servants are spraying around sir.

Sadly that is not the case, I would love for a young contender to try and duel with me. O' my days have been filled with the most hum-drum activities at present. I believe this place is fun of dust. Tied up in here! What if Ma' lady where to stop by and visit. It has been a while. I think it is time to sit back in ones chair and drink heavily. It's past sundown you know. O' to live in this time (or to just post in an Internet forum pretending to do so).

At least ones drink is real, chin-chin.
*raises glass*

coffee is so high class

At 2 hours ago, Austerity wrote:

At 15 minutes ago, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: coffee is so high class

Says the person from the stoner's club.

What ever helps a gent to relax is ok by me. I'd like to try this drug in some sort of antique native american peace pipe. O' it could be a fun afternoon, one would need a lot of the finest pastries to get through that day. Me simply must go and see a threater production whist completely "blazed". Can't beat Shakespeare in such times.

please suh I won't-tuh join, my name is Tiny Tim. I'm one hungra fellow who always ask foo mow. I prumise I won't be a burden, honest-lay

At 15 minutes ago, Greggg586 wrote: please suh I won't-tuh join, my name is Tiny Tim. I'm one hungra fellow who always ask foo mow. I prumise I won't be a burden, honest-lay

Oh dear lord, an urchin. Somebody deal with this riff-raff before it tracks soot all over the carpets.

At 4 minutes ago, Austerity wrote: After we clean him up he can be our janitor

Pshaw. You may keep him. My household staff is fit to bursting with the working class.

At 1 hour ago, Austerity wrote: Anyone care for a cigar?

Not tat towl suh. does it come with pecan pie? or raspberray...I love rasberray

My word! I turn my back for but a moment and this place gains so many posts. I'm happy to see that we have some life back, even if it is mostly one-liners. I believe a hazzar is in order.

*hazzar*

At 17 hours ago, Greggg586 wrote: please suh I won't-tuh join, my name is Tiny Tim. I'm one hungra fellow who always ask foo mow. I prumise I won't be a burden, honest-lay

Pleased to met you Tiny Tim, I'm Lord Decky of Cheshire and seeing vas Ma'lady is currently away doing her own thing I'm in charge here :). Now then, you little urchin bring me some hearty food and be quick about it. My stomach grows tried of waiting.

Oh my, I seem to have made a most egregious blunder and withheld my name. I am Lord Davinforthingtonworthy, of the Hampshire Davinforthingtonworthys. Pleased to make your acquaintance, fellow gentry-folk.

At 17 hours ago, Austerity wrote: Anyone care for a cigar?

I shall have one. Would anyone care for some Brandy?

At 16 minutes ago, Trambamboline wrote: Oh my, I seem to have made a most egregious blunder and withheld my name.

One had noticed but thought that it wasn't too big of a problem seeing as I am not currently creating a roster, although with all these new faces I think it may be time that it was updated and re-posted.

I am Lord Davinforthingtonworthy, of the Hampshire Davinforthingtonworthys. Pleased to make your acquaintance, fellow gentry-folk.

As you must have read in my post above I'm Lord Decky of Cheshire, roster manager of The High Society. Now let us take a seat and discuss time when we had our fill of bread and wine.

At 21 minutes ago, Scarface wrote:

At 17 hours ago, Austerity wrote: Anyone care for a cigar?

I shall have one. Would anyone care for some Brandy?

I'm more partial to Port myself, but who am I to snub the offer?

At 9 minutes ago, Decky wrote: One had noticed but thought that it wasn't too big of a problem seeing as I am not currently creating a roster

True perhaps, but rules are rules and one mustn't ignore them lest one be chastised by the constabulary.

As you must have read in my post above I'm Lord Decky of Cheshire, roster manager of The High Society. Now let us take a seat and discuss time when we had our fill of bread and wine.

Delighted to know you old bean.

At 3/24/12 02:11 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Would lord Decky care for a glass of wine?

Well that would be nice but sadly I must away to visit a friend. I shouldn't be too long, so if you pour it and then leave it to breathe then I shall drink it up on my return, farwell for now.

Pleased to met you Tiny Tim, I'm Lord Decky of Cheshire and seeing vas Ma'lady is currently away doing her own thing I'm in charge here :). Now then, you little urchin bring me some hearty food and be quick about it. My stomach grows tried of waiting.

most certain-Iay suh, shall bring it quick-n-reatay fow you *brings rolling table of food*. Me mom was a top cooka. Her nick name was "Chicken Chase-sa" she's a real live one she was.

At 3/24/12 06:24 PM, Greggg586 wrote: (stuff)

Good, good. I shall feast on this hearty meal. O' how I do love peasant food.

At 3/24/12 06:28 PM, Austerity wrote:

At 3/24/12 04:25 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 3/24/12 04:24 PM, Austerity wrote: Nah brah I'm a lord. Now go get me some pancakes with steamed fruit

Nope.
You signed up in this year which makes you nothing but a peasant.

i signed up in 2004 son, this is my new account

*breaking character to clear stuff up*

Firstly, words like "brah" have no place in this club. The idea is to speak as if you were in the high society back around 200 years ago, please keep that in mind. Secondly you signed up this year, you're a peasant. If you have an old account then tough, you aren't currently using it.

I grew up with a barmy bloke named johnny John. He was bleedin' wead, always walking with a pot on his head. I asked the yampy bugga what he was doin, and he said planting apple seeds. I asked why and he just giggled and ran arf. thats why I don't dog's breakfast with crazy people, because they'll mess you up in a yank N chivvy

Well, one can truly hear the tumbleweeds in this place. Where are the servants with the fine brandy? Where are the workers in the fields, picking the hops for the next batch? And most of all where are the up-standing gents and fairest ladies that make this great club what it is? I miss the good old days where one could grace this club and be welcomed by many a friendly face with a highly alcoholic beverage and a wing-back chair near an open fire. Sadly this is not the case anymore but how I long for those times back.

At 4/15/12 12:46 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I'm sorry sir here's a beverage.

Thank you Jeremia Amaranthus Catson now I shall retire to the corner to drink this beverage alone. You are welcome to join and be regaled of stories of the old times. O' were is ma'lady.

At 4/15/12 01:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Actually sir my name is Jeremiah Amaranthus.
Breaks character for a second, can i get my name changed?

Yes you may. One may have to remind me for the roster when I next post one.

At 4/15/12 06:49 PM, jjjkuk wrote: What have we here? A gathering of monkeys in suits and dresses? Very well. You may address me as Count Dragomir, in homage to my Romanian heritage. Kneel, you English people, lest I suck your blood, hence my name and origin.

Good evening sir, pleased to met you. I am Sir Decky of Cheshire, and I'm the roster manager here. Although I must say I don't think that there is any need to suck the blood of are fine members.

RUN AMARANTHUS! I think he means it!!!!

Good day fellows, how goes the club?