Good day old chaps! A pleasure to make the acquaintance, I'm Viscount Dromenberry the third. One of my close chums, Lord Lordingthou, I'm sure you've heard of him, informed me of this ever so wonderful place known as the "High Society Club", during a spot of polo. As soon as I finished my after polo watercress sandwich, I got my butler, Jeeves, to drive me right across to the clubs and crews palace manor. Unfortunately, we had to make a detour through that slum, the General forum! Such an unsanitary place, commoners and rogues as far as the eye can see! Jeeves was frightfully sorry, but I'm afraid I'm still going to have to give him the old boot, because we don't want the lower classes getting uppity, what what?
Anyway chaps, I'll be jolly happy if I can dine with your most prestigious club once in a while. Ta-ta!