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At 4/9/11 09:46 AM, JabberWocky wrote: Why, it seems that I have not spokem since the third of November of last year.

My greatest apologies, Ladies and Gentlemen.

-- Sir Lady Wockenshire VII

yes well.. as do all have to tend to our estates.. it seems these meetings shall be preiveledged and few.

I say, we should hold an inaugeral ball at my estate! Wear only your finest..

oh what am I saying.. we ALWAYS wear our finest :P

This place grows more quiet by the day. We really must get all the old users back. If we offered the finest in Brandies, luxury foods and spices from around the world they would come flooding back.

I miss the days where this thread was teaming with posts :(. O' my, they were good days.

At 3/24/11 01:07 AM, Chronamut wrote: French people - ridiculed and punishable by death of various means. This will never change.

I like the sound of this...

At 4/20/11 11:39 AM, Decky wrote: This place grows more quiet by the day. We really must get all the old users back. If we offered the finest in Brandies, luxury foods and spices from around the world they would come flooding back.

I miss the days where this thread was teaming with posts :(. O' my, they were good days.

yes well.. I suppose fine luxuries must get boring after a while...

*fans self*

and thats one great thing about high society,.. pining for the days when things were better.

At 4/25/11 02:18 PM, Chronamut wrote: yes well.. I suppose fine luxuries must get boring after a while...

*fans self*

and thats one great thing about high society,.. pining for the days when things were better.

The high society will always be in my heart. You can take the gent out of the club but you will never remove the club from the gent, as they say. Fair well sweet club, I shall miss your grand old times and your snobby ways.

Now I shall retire to weep at the vanity table.

Yes 'twas a good run.. remember all the peasants we whipped and all the galas we held.. what sport, what fun.

And for those that remember live irc high society, getting drunk and smoking opium whilst engaging in orgies..

At 5/13/11 08:22 AM, Chronamut wrote: Yes 'twas a good run.. remember all the peasants we whipped and all the galas we held.. what sport, what fun.

The pesants can sleep easy now. The whip has been put to rest. Now time for the last glass of that extra special, mature brandy.

Ta-ta ma lady, ta-ta.

A little late to mention but at long last I am no longer a peasent. I am a servant. I can finally stop cleaning pig pens...

*shudders*

So is my master at this moment?

At 5/14/11 10:48 AM, 34Deadman wrote: A little late to mention but at long last I am no longer a peasent. I am a servant. I can finally stop cleaning pig pens...

*shudders*

So is my master at this moment?

congratulations on your promotion - our eternal final celebration of high society is now in session.

I am Lady Nippleton and what is this

'Ello Chaps n' Maddles! I've just returned from ye old' games and I'f must 'ave beaten at least twenty a man tah' death! Quite a show, and I'f receive-ed a large reward for my patronage to our Lord and Saviour Thomas Pulp!

Ev'nin my lords n ladies, I beggin your pardon sirs and maddams but could I trouble you for a chance to join your club, as all I'd be much obbliged if youd see your way to it.

'Ruffles hat in a circular fashion while looking at his feet'

At 7/24/11 12:41 PM, Confucianism wrote: Ev'nin my lords n ladies, I beggin your pardon sirs and maddams but could I trouble you for a chance to join your club, as all I'd be much obbliged if youd see your way to it.

'Ruffles hat in a circular fashion while looking at his feet'

'fraid not chap.. we have rules here!

NEW HIGH SOCIETY ROSTER FOR 2011

Current Year(2011): peasant ; the lowest of the low
1 Year Ago(2010): servants, pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a noble house.
2 Years Ago(2009): servants pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a ROYAL house - as well as minstrels, merchants, shopkeepers, etc.
3 years ago(2008): The lowest of nobility: those who earned their rank recently or through sheer grit and were not born into it. Mostly elevanted merchants or those from the military
4 years ago(2007): common nobility: those who are descended from nobility and have known nothing other than pampered spoiltry their entire lives
5 years ago(2006): those who have been knighted, or given titles such as count, etc.
6 years ago(2005): those who serve the royal guard or the royal military
7 years ago(2004): the lords and ladies of esteemed high society
8 years ago(2003): the dukes and duchesses and those cousins and second cousins of nobility, who if married properly could become kings and queens
9 years ago(2002): grand dukes and grand duchesses - with silyl proposterous titles to make them seem better.
10 years ago(2001): Princes and princesses of the monarchy
11 years ago(2000): Kings and Queens of the monarchy
12 years ago(1999): Emperors and Empresses.

Mods: Kings and Queens of the monarchy. Yeah that's right - you don't get to be emperors and empresses unless you're 1999 users.

Staff members: Whatever 1999 users benefit from. In this case Emperors and Empresses. Or whatever the fuck they wanna be,

New rule: You don't HAVE to stick to your assigned role - you can be anything from your signup date and down - but not above your signup date- only time can elevate you in status, or special grants from me.

French people - ridiculed and punishable by death of various means. This will never change.

At 7/23/11 12:54 AM, floffmonster wrote: I am Lady Nippleton and what is this

Lady Nippleton has received a special grant from me to be elevated to Lady due to her services to the Monarchy.

At 7/24/11 01:40 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 7/24/11 12:41 PM, Confucianism wrote: Ev'nin my lords n ladies, I beggin your pardon sirs and maddams but could I trouble you for a chance to join your club, as all I'd be much obbliged if youd see your way to it.

'Ruffles hat in a circular fashion while looking at his feet'

'fraid not chap.. we have rules here!

NEW HIGH SOCIETY ROSTER FOR 2011

Current Year(2011): peasant ; the lowest of the low

Wouldnt that make me a peasant then.....which means I would be in even if it is in the lowest casing.
(Not to be judged by what a peasant actualy says)

yes you are a lowly peasant - now run along!

At 7/25/11 08:54 AM, Chronamut wrote: yes you are a lowly peasant - now run along!

Not that I mean to poke at you or pry into your club but why have you mentioned having peasants and the like if they have no actual ability to say anything in this club, if so then you should specify.
And I bid you good day sir.

I say!?

One didn't expect that the High Society would return. I will take up my duty as roster manager again. that is if ma lady will permit me.

At 7/25/11 09:07 AM, Confucianism wrote:

At 7/25/11 08:54 AM, Chronamut wrote: yes you are a lowly peasant - now run along!

Not that I mean to poke at you or pry into your club but why have you mentioned having peasants and the like if they have no actual ability to say anything in this club, if so then you should specify.
And I bid you good day sir.

oh they're allowed to speak - however they may only speak as peasants.

I beggin your pardon my lady. I din understand proper, me bein a peasant an all. Would your lady'ship be needin another pair a hans on her land. I knows how to plough the fields and such. Its just me last lord had me bansihed from is lands cos'e said I din slep with is daughter. Only I tried to tell em that it werent me it was me twin brother. He ad im beheaded just to make sure ya see. Im as fit as a fiddle if ya be wantin to employ me.

At 7/27/11 05:02 PM, Confucianism wrote: I beggin your pardon my lady. I din understand proper, me bein a peasant an all. Would your lady'ship be needin another pair a hans on her land. I knows how to plough the fields and such. Its just me last lord had me bansihed from is lands cos'e said I din slep with is daughter. Only I tried to tell em that it werent me it was me twin brother. He ad im beheaded just to make sure ya see. Im as fit as a fiddle if ya be wantin to employ me.

oh very well.

the courtyard HAS gotten a little full of bodies poking up everywhere after we've catapulted them into the courtyard for one thing or other..

oh very well.

the courtyard HAS gotten a little full of bodies poking up everywhere after we've catapulted them into the courtyard for one thing or other..

Right away ma lady, hers me not wantin to be the next. Gripes......its only McFinigan from the tavern. Poked is ed in to many places if you ask me.

The roster will be coming ASAP ladies and gents. Might have to skip one though due to unforeseen circumstances. My apologies.

At 7/30/11 06:13 AM, Decky wrote: The roster will be coming ASAP ladies and gents. Might have to skip one though due to unforeseen circumstances. My apologies.

Should I start fatenin up the poultry ma lord?

A roster? How fun! I always like acknowledgment for how much better that other people I am.

At 8/3/11 11:02 AM, Kajenx wrote: A roster? How fun! I always like acknowledgment for how much better that other people I am.

yes - reveleth in thy superiority :)

And so and so, the great sir Reginald the III awakens. By the gods I feel dreadful. I've been terribly ignorant of this place of high class and society, and i do give out my most sincerest apologies. Would thee welcome me back into thy group with open arms? The world has been quite rude to my sense of time, and I dare say I've lost track of my noble upbringing.

Cheerio.

At 8/4/11 01:15 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: By the gods I feel dreadful. I've been terribly ignorant of this place of high class and society, and i do give out my most sincerest apologies. Would thee welcome me back into thy group with open arms? The world has been quite rude to my sense of time, and I dare say I've lost track of my noble upbringing.

ohh I SUPPOSE...

pish posh and poppycock..

Good day old chaps! A pleasure to make the acquaintance, I'm Viscount Dromenberry the third. One of my close chums, Lord Lordingthou, I'm sure you've heard of him, informed me of this ever so wonderful place known as the "High Society Club", during a spot of polo. As soon as I finished my after polo watercress sandwich, I got my butler, Jeeves, to drive me right across to the clubs and crews palace manor. Unfortunately, we had to make a detour through that slum, the General forum! Such an unsanitary place, commoners and rogues as far as the eye can see! Jeeves was frightfully sorry, but I'm afraid I'm still going to have to give him the old boot, because we don't want the lower classes getting uppity, what what?

Anyway chaps, I'll be jolly happy if I can dine with your most prestigious club once in a while. Ta-ta!

but of course my dear- welcome to our most priveledged of abodes :)