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If I do say, this is quite an interesting establishment. *Readjusts monacle*

I beg your pardon, but I've been seeking such a place where the peasants are few - I find dealing with their drivel to be the utmost drudgery.

Sorry for my absence. One shall begin work on the roster now. It shall be up in a matter of hours. Good day to you all.

My apologise for the lateness of this roster but without further to do, here it is.

High Society Members and Their Snooty Monikers List

Chronamut: Lady Tottington (Creator)
Decky: Sir Decky of Cheshire (Roster Manager)
MrCrawford: Lord James M. Crawford IV
bgraybr: Mr. Monocle von Monoclen
FurryDemon: Preston (or Princeton) Montgomery the heir of the Montgomery fortune
Kaizerwolf: Sir Reginald III
SlntCobra1: Earl of Cobras
Gobblemeister: Calvin, Earl of Cornelia
EagleRock: Sir Avian von Igneous, Esquire
Porkchop: Colonel Porkchop
ArmouredGRIFFON: Sir Dempsey
Tony-DarkGrave: Commodore Von Wienerschnitzel The III
SineRider: Sir Colonel Mustard
puddinN64: Archibald Q. Jones, Duke of Wales
Rory: Rory Pearce, the Earl of essexshire
DrClay: Professor Nitwit
Gamewiz: Sir Carleston
RobotTaco: Queen Cirno of the Ice Fairies
MaraquanWocky: Sir Lady Wockenshire VII
GeneralPlanet: Sir Hefferton
TheDaemonicPoet: Count Dagul
PJ-Olzow: Lolington
Par0xysM: Mr. Piddlesworth
MOC-Productions: Lord Chadwick Harrington III
34Deadman: Peasant Deadman
Klik: Sir Ziggy Stardust of Mars
Friday: Colonel Miller

Roster Notes: Tribal-Fusion-x and SeeD419 due to you not submitting a pseudonym you were not added to the roster. If you were to post a pseudonym you will be added to the next roster.

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And that my second roster all ted up Ladies and Gents. Next one will be on page 15.

Ta-Ta

Please pardon my absence, but I have been busy due to educational purposes. May I inquire as to how everyone is?

At 12/8/10 05:54 PM, Par0xysM wrote: Please pardon my absence, but I have been busy due to educational purposes. May I inquire as to how everyone is?

Well one has resently returned from a short absence myself. I must say it's good to be back amongst good, honourable if slightly eccentric people once more.

At 12/8/10 06:02 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Forgive me good sire Decky of Chesire, but my father, Calvin, was claimed by the Smallpox many months ago and left me, his son Dimmesdale, in full control of his assets.

The Poxs is claiming may a fine fellow nowadays.

At 12/9/10 10:46 AM, Chronamut wrote: Now everyone put this room in your sig so that everyone can see you support our snooty society! :)

One now has a link to this establisment in one's Sig. Hope it helps us grow into an even grander group of eccentrics. Let the Roster grow, grow like the now bulging bump that has ensconced itself upon my servents head. O' how I do love to beat him.

At 12/9/10 10:46 AM, Chronamut wrote: thsoe who don't will be branded as traitors.

Would you like me to fetch my branding iron and begin work immediately, Lady Tottington?

SIR DECKY, I HAVE A COMPLAINT THAT CAN ONLY BE SETTLED VIA A DUEL!

I have noticed, In my name on your otherwise fine roster, that you did not capitalise Essexshire. This may seem like a minor issue, but I can assure you, It is of the utmost importance, in a world of constantly shifting politics, the only thing a gentleman can rely on is the simple pleasure of a capital letter.

At 12/11/10 06:32 PM, Rory wrote: I have noticed, In my name on your otherwise fine roster, that you did not capitalise Essexshire.

My deepest apologise Earl Rory. It shall be corrected on the next roster. I shall ration myself off Tea for a good couple of minutes as penance for my crimes. I'm joking, I couldn't possibly go for so long without a cup of the finest Indian Tea. I believe its time for a cup.

At 12/11/10 06:32 PM, Rory wrote: SIR DECKY, I HAVE A COMPLAINT THAT CAN ONLY BE SETTLED VIA A DUEL!

I have noticed, In my name on your otherwise fine roster, that you did not capitalise Essexshire. This may seem like a minor issue, but I can assure you, It is of the utmost importance, in a world of constantly shifting politics, the only thing a gentleman can rely on is the simple pleasure of a capital letter.

My dear Rory Pearce, Duke of Essexshire, I'm afraid I don't see a link to the High Society in your signature. Therefore by the royal decree of Lady Tottington I must ask you to pull down your pants so that I may put this scalding hot branding iron against your hind-quarters.

If you don't mind Sir Decky of Cheshire if next time on the Roster can you call me or list me as Sir Deadman not Peasant Deadman? If it's not to much to ask. Thank you my fine fellow. And I am off to do some labor. Maybe even have a drink or two at the local pub.

At 12/13/10 11:04 AM, Chronamut wrote: also sir decky if you could also put beside those names who have not put our fair establishment in their sig on the next roster - so they may be aware of their potentially traitorous actions and be given time to make amends before we brand them traitorous french scum and do all manner of horrible things to them.

Indeed, I agree. To hell with the traitors. TO HELL! Maybe we should have some sort of roll call soon to weed out those members who don't post or don't want to post anymore. We can't be wasting are fine whiskey or cigars on those who don't attend.

At 12/13/10 01:26 PM, Chronamut wrote: then again, we always need targets for our various lethality-based sporting games.

Personally, I favor lineing them up in a field and making them hold quite large archery targets above their heads whilst we ride around them on horse-back shooting at them with are most elegant and graceful movements, inpale them. O' what fun.

At 12/13/10 03:06 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 12/13/10 01:45 PM, Decky wrote:

At 12/13/10 01:26 PM, Chronamut wrote: then again, we always need targets for our various lethality-based sporting games.

Personally, I favor lineing them up in a field and making them hold quite large archery targets above their heads whilst we ride around them on horse-back shooting at them with are most elegant and graceful movements, inpale them. O' what fun.

oh how merry! I prefer to make it more random, so that they don't know if they will live or die.

Quiet a pain full way to die isn't it? Then again it makes everything much more interesting(for you that is). Oh and the link to this club has been linked to my sig. Now don't shoot me. I would like to drink in peace without bullets being aimed at me

Hello everyone, i've returned from the Serengeti plains, upon which I stumbled across quite a gathering of fine specimens for hunting! I have also returned with an african servant. They're quite a strong people, if not downright backwards. This one I have christened John, and have begun educating him! If this fine legion will have me, i'd much delight in partaking in activities with you fine fellows.

At 12/14/10 02:38 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 12/14/10 01:40 PM, Porkchop wrote:

3 years ago(2007): The lowest of nobility: those who earned their rank recently or through sheer grit and were not born into it. Mostly elevanted merchants or those from the military

I can wait a month for the glorious benefits of high society. Ergo, me and my servant John are at your disposal.

At 12/14/10 02:38 PM, Chronamut wrote: hmm let's see.. *checks roster*

Current Year(2010): peasant ; the lowest of the low
1 Year Ago(2009): servants, pages, anything that involves your entire family line being in servitude to a noble house.
2 Years Ago(2008):...........

Do you want me to add all of this into the roster that I post Ma' Lady.

also in a few week the roster shall need to be updated and we will need to add a new high to the high society level.

I agree, I think Emperor.