Curse word substitutions.

[ActualOccurences]

Yeah you know what I mean. Like saying:

Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea

For shit or fudge for fuck. So now you share. What are awesome and original substitutions for curse words I'm fresh out of funny words to stick in the middle of my sentences.

[Bryan]

is dicks a bad word

[DOCoSPADEo]

At 6/14/10 04:38 PM, Bryan wrote: is dicks a bad word

Why'd you have to post that question?
You should've just posted your acronym for DICK.

Digits
Are
Many
Numbers

[iateamexican]

Funky
Underground
Cocktail
Katamari parties

[Aerotrip]

At 6/14/10 04:38 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: Yeah you know what I mean. Like saying:

Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea

For shit

who the replaces shit with sugar?i'll tell you who,a fucking serial killer...a lame one.
but i did know this guy who used to say oh SHIT-taki mushrooms,or however the hell you spell it.instead of saying shit in case that was'nt clear enough.

[Aerotrip]

At 6/14/10 04:44 PM, Aerotrip wrote:

At 6/14/10 04:38 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: Yeah you know what I mean. Like saying:

Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea

For shit

who the hell replaces shit with sugar?i'll tell you who,a fucking serial killer...a lame one.
but i did know this guy who used to say oh SHIT-taki mushrooms,or however the hell you spell it.instead of saying shit in case that was'nt clear enough.

and i did'nt mean to censor myself or sound like an asshole,that was an accident

[Armissea]

Nobody would really stop saying the word its our right to say what we want as long as it isnt harmful to others or the fate of life itself.

[3dog14]

All
Super
Submerines

Amidoinitright?

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

There's the classic darn and dang for damn.
Crap for shit works too.

It's pretty fun to mix up different levels of cursing. Such as, "Oh darn, you are such a fudge eating asshole."
Or
"Goddamn, this popsicle tastes like crap."
Just thought I'd throw this in.

[iateamexican]

At 6/14/10 04:46 PM, Aerotrip wrote: and i did'nt mean to censor myself or sound like an asshole,that was an accident

You put the apostrophe in place of the letter that is taken out, as opposed to where the two words come together.
For example, "did not" becomes "didn't", because the "o" in "not" is taken out as the two words are put into one.

[Death]

At 6/14/10 04:49 PM, iateamexican wrote:.

For example, "did not" becomes "didn't", because the "o" in "not" is taken out as the two words are put into one.

I've never seen a grammar nazi be so punctual.

ah flying universe cracker karma I said a pun.

[iateamexican]

At 6/14/10 04:52 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote:

At 6/14/10 04:49 PM, iateamexican wrote:.

For example, "did not" becomes "didn't", because the "o" in "not" is taken out as the two words are put into one.

I've never seen a grammar nazi be so punctual.

ah flying universe cracker karma I said a pun.

I think "Universal flying karma cracker" would be a better nonsense sentence.

[Death]

what the f.u.c.k. does ufck mean?

[iateamexican]

back to the topic at hand

Crazy
Underground
Nightclub
Tittytwister

[Freaki-boy92]

Failed
Under
Continous
Korma

(lolwut?)

[Ryanson]

My friend says "ish" instead is shit.

I say "fug" instead of fuck.
I also say "what the elf" instead of wtf.

[Ragnarokia]

Funk yeah!

[Garage]

This is done with phrases all the time in movies, with much detriment to the integrity of the scene.

lol

What I mean.

[lgnxhll]

your pancaking me off man
i might sfaht my pants
you difgnibit
son of a boycat

[Shade]

go suck a male reproductive organ

[Prinzy2]

Formitable
Ascending
Inter-galactic
Lime

[Scarface]

I think it's better to say no words at all than to use substitutions.

"Frik you mother friker!" just doesn't seem to have the same wanted effect of "Fuck you, mother fucker!" And holding up your ring finger just doesn't compare to flipping that good ol' middle one.

[Scarface]

At 6/14/10 06:37 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: F ormitable
A scending
I nter-galactic
L ime

If your talking about the thread, that's 100% correct.

[Lagerkapo]

Acronyms take too long

Funk your ship you dumb nugger.

[Garage]

At 6/14/10 06:44 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Acronyms take too long

Funk your ship you dumb nugger.

You racist melonfarmer!

[6r0undZ3r0]

Since when were sugar, honey, and iced tea substitutes for shit?

[nohomo]

At 6/14/10 04:44 PM, iateamexican wrote: Funky
Underground
Cocktail
Katamari parties

I found that strangely funny

[Aerotrip]

At 6/14/10 04:49 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 6/14/10 04:46 PM, Aerotrip wrote: and i did'nt mean to censor myself or sound like an asshole,that was an accident

You put the apostrophe in place of the letter that is taken out, as opposed to where the two words come together.
For example, "did not" becomes "didn't", because the "o" in "not" is taken out as the two words are put into one.

damn you sir,damn you and your queen,you have bested me in a grammatical battle on the most revered battle ground in the world,a general internet forum.I've been shamed,and i bow to your incredible skill and prowess.Now i must put an end to my shame and take my own life via an extremely dry crumpet with no tea.Chip chip cheerio,and what not,see you in hell,yeah?
you fucking grammar nazi.

[thenewbies]

At 6/14/10 06:57 PM, Aerotrip wrote: damn you sir,damn you and your queen,you have bested me in a grammatical battle on the most revered battle ground in the world,a general internet forum.I've been shamed,and i bow to your incredible skill and prowess.Now i must put an end to my shame and take my own life via an extremely dry crumpet with no tea.

I hope you choke on one too.

[ActualOccurences]

At 6/14/10 06:47 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Since when were sugar, honey, and iced tea substitutes for shit?

No no no. All of those words. Like you would say "Holy sugar hone iced tea" and when I said substitutions I didn't mean acronyms I meant anything you would say in place of a curse or whatever.