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My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:18 PM Reply

Let me get this out of the way. I'm emancipated, 17, and already on my way to the army next year. I had a one night stand with this girl who I suppose you could call my girlfriend. She took a pregnancy test and it was positive, and immediately she said we need to get an abortion.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:19 PM Reply

then what's the fucking problem!?


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:20 PM Reply

Well, if neither of you have any real ethical problems with abortion, then I guess it's up to you. I mean, do you want the baby?

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:21 PM Reply

Well, there's really nothing wrong with an abortion at all..

Yet if you can't afford it, falcon punch her in the stomach.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:21 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 01:18 PM, LeroyJ wrote: I had a one night stand with this girl who I suppose you could call my girlfriend.

Lol no.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:23 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 01:20 PM, Yhtomit wrote: Well, if neither of you have any real ethical problems with abortion, then I guess it's up to you. I mean, do you want the baby?

Sort of, I mean I immediately thought Great! She wants to get one. If my college finds any records of it happening, though, I can get expelled and lose my scholarship. Of course, the same could happen if it's born. Plus, it's a baby. I mean, I'm really at a loss and I know if he/she is born, this girl is leaving me. I'm already signed for the army so I won't be able to take care of it.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:24 PM Reply

BECAUSE HAVING A CHILD AT 17 IS A SMART THING TO DO.

Seriously, why don't you live life a little before you have a child. oh-wait you're joining the military, forget about enjoying life, just go ahead and keep the child.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:26 PM Reply

Shoulda wrapped it before you tapped it...

Why are you going Army anyways? Pussy...

EVERYONE goes Army...

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:27 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 01:24 PM, Dogmeat wrote: BECAUSE HAVING A CHILD AT 17 IS A SMART THING TO DO.

Seriously, why don't you live life a little before you have a child. oh-wait you're joining the military, forget about enjoying life, just go ahead and keep the child.

hes trolling yes indeed hes trolling for you and me. well its a hard desiscion, but youll have to make it, trust me, theres no other way :\

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:28 PM Reply

Well, I guess you got two options, either logically weigh up the pros and cons of keeping the baby or having the abortion, or just go with what, at your very core, feels like the right thing to do. No one else can tell you what that is. We can advise you, sure, but only you know what feels right.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:30 PM Reply

Here's what you need to do:

run away and never pay child support.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:31 PM Reply

You think your college will go snooping around to find information like an abortion out? Here is a tip, they really couldn't care less about their students lives, if you go waving in their face "hey college I got an abortion" then they would likely expell you, but they really aren't going to investigate things like that.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 01:33 PM Reply

Get an abortion and make sure she goes through with it. Go with her to the appointment and hold her hand because it can be scary especially if you're in the states where there is protesting at the clinics occasionally. Pay for as much as you can and support her

AND THEN THANK THE GOOD LORD THAT SHE WANTS TO GET ONE SO YOU DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 02:03 PM Reply

Now i am against abortion in most circumstances. So i recommend your "girlfriend" find someone else to take care of the baby. But if you're going into the Army, you'll make enough money to take care of a child. But if she's gonna do it, she's gonna do it.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 02:18 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 01:21 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: Well, there's really nothing wrong with an abortion at all..

Yet if you can't afford it, falcon punch her in the stomach.

And if you can't afford that


Sometimes you have to burn everything down, so you can have nothing at all.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 02:20 PM Reply

wouldnt the money you get from the army be able to go towards the baby so that's like taking care of it?


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 02:22 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 01:30 PM, Scarface wrote: Here's what you need to do:

run away and never pay child support.

but then he would just be a black man....


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 02:29 PM Reply

Seeing as you're 17 and thus don't have a reasonable income coupled with the fact that insurance doesn't cover the cost of an abortion, then I say give it up for adoption. I seriously do not think this is the right age for you to have a kid and you also don't want to have to pay for an abortion out of your pocket, so adoption, I think, is your best option.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 02:30 PM Reply

Twilights thread is better.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 03:58 PM Reply

In hindsight, probably not the best of decisions.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 03:59 PM Reply

MORNING AFTER PILL morning after pill

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 04:16 PM Reply

You know what happened?...You got sloppy.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 04:27 PM Reply

Get rid of it. In forty years time the world's population will be in excess of nine billion because of the gross abundance of stupid people who don't know how to have sex without shitting out more children than they can take responsibility for. As a safe benchmark. If you're too stupid to understand how not to make a child, then you're definitely too stupid to raise one. Make sure she gets rid of it.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 04:28 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 02:22 PM, DALLAK wrote:
At 6/13/10 01:30 PM, Scarface wrote: Here's what you need to do:

run away and never pay child support.
but then he would just be a black man....

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 04:29 PM Reply

Turn into a skyscraper and topple that bitch.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 05:18 PM Reply

I forgot to mention, the girl is kind of slutty. I suppose a paternity test is in order, as it's been 4 weeks since we actually fucked. We broke up, but she came back to me when she said her pregnancy test was positive. It's possible she could just be a babymama for someone else. I've scheduled her for a check up, and the doctor I spoke with also said he could take a paternity test. I hope to God I'm not the father, but I feel inclined to at least be there for the baby if I am.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 05:30 PM Reply

At 6/13/10 05:18 PM, LeroyJ wrote: I forgot to mention, the girl is kind of slutty. I suppose a paternity test is in order, as it's been 4 weeks since we actually fucked. We broke up, but she came back to me when she said her pregnancy test was positive.

Beware of slutty girls. When they sleep around and they find out they are pregnant, they normally pick the last guy they fucked that will most likely be able to support a baby.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 05:36 PM Reply

Stop having any kind of communication with that bitch and refuse the fact that you are the father.

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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 05:51 PM Reply

Paternity tests can only be performed at something like 13 weeks into a pregnancy, when it's getting pretty close to the cut off time for abortions.


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Response to My Girlfriend is Pregnant Jun. 13th, 2010 @ 05:52 PM Reply

By the looks of things, you already solved your own problem.


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