Oprah is in search of the next big TV star. This could be your BIG BREAK - the chance of a lifetime to host your own TALK show...on your OWN. If you think you have "IT" - upload your video audition or go to an open casting call. You can also help decide who wins - keep coming back right here to view auditions and vote for your favorites.
Listen up, this (in the picture) is Zach. He's a crippled, wheel-chair bound bad-ass with cerebral palsy. He sent in a tape as a joke.
As of now, he has ~41,000 votes from 3,000 earlier today, while the top 15 have over a million votes. I think we can fix this.
Watch his video. It's hilarious:
http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.ht ml?request=video_details&response_id=561 5&promo_id=1
We need to make him win. VOTE FOR ZACH
Also, don't forget to Digg, spam Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, whatever the hell.
http://digg.com/television/Zach_s_Auditi on_Help_this_guy_win_a_TV_show
I would lol so hard if he won. I know it's a condition but that was seriously funny.
hmm, barely even funny, would make a political joke here, but i dont think this deserves it.
...ok ill try.
new jersey called, they want theyre fashion taste back. there good nuff?
I voted. But whenever the people in charge of these things realise that most of the votes aren't going to a plastic, anorexic, airheaded fashion slave, they put up a message about "technical problems" and then take away all the votes that have been placed for people they don't want to win.
At 6/13/10 02:57 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I voted. But whenever the people in charge of these things realise that most of the votes aren't going to a plastic, anorexic, airheaded fashion slave, they put up a message about "technical problems" and then take away all the votes that have been placed for people they don't want to win.
Unfortunately true, but we must at least give it a shot.
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Well this got out of hand. He is now sitting at 930,000 votes. He will clear the population of Earth well before the cut-off date at this rate.
lol I never noticed his googly eyes..
neways I voted for him even before I saw this thread.
That dude is hilarious; i voted three or four times to ensure victory for him.
Though in all honesty, this clause is probably important regarding his results:
Producer, OWN and any of their respective affiliated or related entities, (including without limitation Harpo, Inc. and Discovery Communications, LLC) or any exhibitor or affiliate of OWN and each of their respective partners, parent companies, divisions, subsidiaries, affiliates, advertising, promotion and public relations agencies and their respective representatives and agencies and each of their respective employees, agents, officers and directors (collectively "Releasees") are not responsible for incorrect or inaccurate voting information, including lost, late, incomplete, damaged, inaccurate, stolen, delayed, misdirected, undelivered or garbled votes. Releasees assume no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, or alteration of, votes.
I'd love Oprah for convincing the producers and everyone that he is the ideal candidate, but truth be told; if he did win, I'm sure someone will fuck up his chances.
hope he wins
I voted as soon as he said "hey there america"
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I hope he wins for the sake of desrving to win - not because people feel sorry for him because he has CP.
i voted. If he had a talkshow, that would be sick
'I have cerebral palsy, which I believe to be the sexiest of all palsys-'
I literally laughed out loud.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
At 6/13/10 06:28 AM, Racoonmario wrote: 'I have cerebral palsy, which I believe to be the sexiest of all palsys-'
I literally laughed out loud.
In honesty, that's where I stopped watching.
Call me void or humorless, but yeah, not very interesting.
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I actually thought he was pretty funny, and would still be funny even if he didn't have cerebral palsy. So yeah... I voted.
This man is great!
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He is the BEST candidate for the second Oprah, and the others can suck it. I voted. Gonna vote some more.
ahaha god damnit i'm here.
Bump for great Anner
At 6/13/10 02:55 AM, sixflab wrote: I would lol so hard if he won. I know it's a condition but that was seriously funny.
fuck you idiot he's funny because he's a fucking man, more than your dumb ass will ever be
fucking 07 sign up 12 year olds
The Truth.
but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D
I agree, cerebral palsy is the sexiest of all palsy's.
At 6/14/10 02:28 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I agree, cerebral palsy is the sexiest of all palsy's.
this is not me just bumping the thread
The Truth.
but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D
I'd watch this guys show. Just for the sexiness off his palsy.
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"Sexiest of the palsys"
Fuck I voted so fast.
At 6/14/10 03:40 PM, iateamexican wrote: "Sexiest of the palsys"
Fuck I voted so fast.
and then this one time
The Truth.
but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D
he says thanks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG0_rnkRi M8
Lol now zach has 2597811 votes. Congratulations on helping him get more famous. I hope he wins.
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At 6/13/10 12:35 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:At 6/13/10 06:28 AM, Racoonmario wrote: 'I have cerebral palsy, which I believe to be the sexiest of all palsys-'In honesty, that's where I stopped watching.
I literally laughed out loud.
Call me void or humorless, but yeah, not very interesting.
I think that does make you souless. :P
I loved it and loved what John Mayer responded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQ2UkURt Mk
As if that man couldn't get sexier.
At 6/13/10 02:55 AM, sixflab wrote: I would lol so hard if he won. I know it's a condition but that was seriously funny.
Reminds me of the small controversy started over tourettes guy but apparently hes back and made a video not too long ago.
If he won it'd be like the American version of when we Britain worked together to get RATM on top of the charts at Christmas against Simon Cowles usual X-Factor crap.
FIGHT THE POWAHS THAT BE!
Is this guy blind? He never blinks. And how does he have over 2.5 million votes with less than 400k views?
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