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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsSo yippy, hooray, fun shit...! Basically my last day of school was shit.
Now, that emote I used for this post basically describes what's on my face... A big fucking zit... or boil, or some other shit. I have no clue. So I take my chemistry final, which I fail miserably on, and wander around the school. At this time this BFZT (big fucking zit thing) wasn't that notable except to me since my hair practically covered it all. I get in a car of a friend who is having a going away party with a few other people... One of them a girl I kinda "like" (although I hate that term). I sit in the car awkwardly for the most part not talking until the girls left. Then, as usual, I'm my sociable self. BFZT still not being noticed. I get to his house, we set some shit up for his party later, play some stupid "Ouija" board, eat some pizza, talk amongst ourselves.
Eventually, for god-knows why, I strike up a conversation with a guy (Tyler) about acne and reveal the BFZT and basically say, "Well you don't have to deal with this motherfucker, do you?" He's all, "Oh shit that things huge". Then I go into the bathroom and try (key word) to pop the BFZT. Of course I fail. I drew blood from it, had a little "peep hole" and ask Connor for some scissors (after he saw it). He says while handing them to me, "Make sure to wash these things off when you're done with them".
Now, you may be thinking, scissors... Why scissors? Well they were conveniently near and I didn't want to go ask his mom (who I had never met before the car ride) for a sewing needle or anything. Yeah...
So I go back to the bathroom and try to cut way some skin to push the thing out. This was stupid, didn't work, and only drew more blood/scratches. I was thinking "FUUUUCKKK" and went outside to reveal the misery to some fellow guys. They said what I though aloud with a big "FUUUUCKKK". This thing is popping out about half a centimeter and looks putrefying. This BFZT is throbbing now and it's pretty painful. Connor suggests I get a band-aid to cover it up. I agree and follow him upstairs. He gets a huge big MF-er band-aid basically pointing an arrow to me saying, "LOOK AT ME! ASK ME WHY I HAVE THIS ON!". I don't care too much and carry on with the party.
The girls who we dropped off show up and my face is a big spectacle. We came up with a story before hand saying, "Oh, we were just doing some jack ass stuff [we kinda were] and so-and-so hit him in the face". To my luck this fails fucking miserably and a kid named Shaun blatantly says, "Oh, no. The band-aid is actually covering a big zit". I think to myself, "Are you fucking kidding me Shaun?" and also "thank" him for it. I think, "fuck it, might as well enjoy myself" and go on to play some volleyball. I'm on the shirtless team (no girls joined) and play for a while...
This thing on my forehead continues to throb throughout the whole party (including right now when I'm writing this) and is the main conversation I get with people I don't know... or do know and still ask anyway (this included that girl). I wasn't a "social butterfly" practically for the remainder and sat and watched people... which is weird. Of course I was a chicken shit and didn't converse much with that girl either...
I know many of you probably don't give two shits (or one for that matter). I do have pictures of BFZT if you people are interested... for god knows why.
Well whatever, just wanted to type this out since it was fresh in my mind...
So I liek chocolate milks.
At 6/12/10 01:46 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Gay.
Yeah, I figured. It was shitty for me though.
So I liek chocolate milks.
Well, that does sound horrible man, seriously that sucks. Any pics of the thing? I mean it would be kind of interesting to see what kind of thing you were walking around with that whole time. (no offense intended)
I've had the same thing happen to me once, one time I went to school with some big white zit right next to my lip and I didn't find out till lunch. So yeah, it sucks.
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i still got two more weeks though,but its for a good reason.... :(
Emphasis are great!
i got to be honest, i only skimmed the story, and NO, i DON'T want to see pics but...
the sad news... it may still happen when you're older. you might still get a BVZT when you're a GAM (grown-ass man). all i know is, i'm past the "oh it's just hormonal" stage, but every once in awhile i'll still get an acne breakout. yeah i might just have greezy-ass skin or whatever but, all i'm saying is, it can still happen.
and just like your last day of school / party type situation... when it DOES happen, its ALWAYS gonna be at the WORST time for it to happen. ALLLLLLWAYS. if it's on your forehead you can at least wear a hat and tilt the brim down or something.
At 6/12/10 01:46 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Gay.
hey, we have the same level icon, coz i leveled up today! omg!
At 6/12/10 05:07 AM, mdf99 wrote:At 6/12/10 01:46 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Gay.hey, we have the same level icon, coz i leveled up today! omg!
So does I, I levelled up on wednesday
Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.
At 6/12/10 05:09 AM, rorypearce94 wrote:At 6/12/10 05:07 AM, mdf99 wrote:So does I, I levelled up on wednesdayAt 6/12/10 01:46 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Gay.hey, we have the same level icon, coz i leveled up today! omg!
i dont like it, i want like a chainsaw
At 6/12/10 05:33 AM, mdf99 wrote:At 6/12/10 05:09 AM, rorypearce94 wrote:i dont like it, i want like a chainsawAt 6/12/10 05:07 AM, mdf99 wrote:So does I, I levelled up on wednesdayAt 6/12/10 01:46 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Gay.hey, we have the same level icon, coz i leveled up today! omg!
I think it's okay, so much better than that gay Gimp glove thing, Maybe we'll get a wickle bit of respect now.
Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.
After basically all the guys saw I put a huge fucking band-aid on it... I'll post that in the next comment I can.
So I liek chocolate milks.
DUDE YOU GOT A FUCKING SNIPER DOT ON YOUR HEAD! GET THE FUCK DOWN!!
Even as I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Evil. Semper Fidelis
At 6/13/10 03:41 AM, Iplaygames wrote: After basically all the guys saw I put a huge fucking band-aid on it... I'll post that in the next comment I can.
omg, what is that? no offense, but that is a beast
It's wonderful when your classes don't get pushed into the summer.
Yeah... Well it was pretty fucking bad. It's gone down a shit ton... which is good.
But this is what I did for the majority of the party... for good reason.
So I liek chocolate milks.
At 6/13/10 04:52 AM, Iplaygames wrote: Yeah... Well it was pretty fucking bad. It's gone down a shit ton... which is good.
But this is what I did for the majority of the party... for good reason.
FUCK! look at that moustache!
Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.
At 6/13/10 04:52 AM, Iplaygames wrote: Yeah... Well it was pretty fucking bad. It's gone down a shit ton... which is good.
But this is what I did for the majority of the party... for good reason.
You have skin troubles dude.
At 6/13/10 04:52 AM, Iplaygames wrote: Yeah... Well it was pretty fucking bad. It's gone down a shit ton... which is good.
But this is what I did for the majority of the party... for good reason.
wow thats really shit for you, but the bandaid kinda blends in
At 6/13/10 05:54 AM, LimitedMortality wrote:At 6/13/10 04:52 AM, Iplaygames wrote: Yeah... Well it was pretty fucking bad. It's gone down a shit ton... which is good.You have skin troubles dude.
But this is what I did for the majority of the party... for good reason.
It's not THAT bad...
So I liek chocolate milks.