I have super sperm!

[Slingshot]

I found out today that I have really powerful sperm.

I had sex with my girlfriend like 4 weeks ago and we went to the doctor and he said that she looks to be 4 months pregnant.

That means that my sperm is so powerful that it is actually growing into a full baby faster than usual. Either that or I am going to have super large baby. Maybe I should sleep with a bunch of women and start my own family of giant children spawn. I will rule the world!

[iBagel]

At 6/12/10 12:46 AM, slingshot14 wrote: gullible text

Or she was cheating on you.

Yep definitely cheating on you you gullible bastard.

[TheRunter]

Why did I click this topic?

[tox]

your 15... O.o what in the fuck were you thinking!!!
i really hope you are bullshitting us here

[Slingshot]

At 6/12/10 12:50 AM, quagmire690 wrote: your 15... O.o what in the fuck were you thinking!!!
i really hope you are bullshitting us here

It's cool man.

The way I see it my kids will eventually grow into the ultimate wrestlers. THey will all become super rich and then share that money with me. So it all works out.

[Salnax]

At 6/12/10 12:52 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 6/12/10 12:50 AM, quagmire690 wrote: your 15... O.o what in the fuck were you thinking!!!
i really hope you are bullshitting us here

It's cool man.

The way I see it my kids will eventually grow into the ultimate wrestlers. THey will all become super rich and then share that money with me. So it all works out.

According to your supersperm theory, they should also be able to impregnate people quickly. Expect to be a great-grandparent in your late 40's.

[ifureadthisdie]

At 6/12/10 12:55 AM, Salnax wrote: According to your supersperm theory, they should also be able to impregnate people quickly. Expect to be a great-grandparent in your late 40's.

Not so super now, are ya bitch?

[Slingshot]

At 6/12/10 12:55 AM, Salnax wrote:

According to your supersperm theory, they should also be able to impregnate people quickly. Expect to be a great-grandparent in your late 40's.

Well if they're anything like their old man I should be having grandkids by the time I'm 30.

So if I live to 90 I'll have survived 6 generations of my family.

[Sil3ntkill]

At 6/12/10 12:47 AM, iBagel wrote:

At 6/12/10 12:46 AM, slingshot14 wrote: gullible text

Or she was cheating on you.

Yep definitely cheating on you you gullible bastard.

Mybe he went back in time and fucked his gf then his present self thinks he has a super power

[Boss]

No I think that would mean she fucked some other dude about 4 months ago.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

I think iBagel is right, she might have gotten knocked up by some other guy, unless you remember climaxing in her four months ago. No guy has super jizz, that doesn't make any sense.

[00Nick00]

Hm, well sounds like some one was cheating on you so don't get your hopes up to much. Also your life will be over seeing as your 14 and will have to take care of the child if its yours......

[ThePhantomGamer]

Uhh, It's because she had sex 4 months ago....

[TheRunter]

At 6/12/10 12:52 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 6/12/10 12:50 AM, quagmire690 wrote: your 15... O.o what in the fuck were you thinking!!!
i really hope you are bullshitting us here

It's cool man.

The way I see it my kids will eventually grow into the ultimate wrestlers. THey will all become super rich and then share that money with me. So it all works out.

Or turn out like fat assholes who do gold digging online for a living.

[Slingshot]

Guys I am telling you guys that it is for real. I obviously have super sperm ok. She told me that she was a virgin so there's no way she could have been pregnant before we had sex. Thoguh I do have this weird itching, maybe it's a side effect of the super sperm. Greatness has it's prices.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 6/12/10 01:18 AM, slingshot14 wrote: Guys I am telling you guys that it is for real. I obviously have super sperm ok. She told me that she was a virgin so there's no way she could have been pregnant before we had sex.

Unless she lied. And you might want to check that itching side effect out, but don't forget to ask the doctor about your "super sperm".

[Oolaph]

I had super sperm once. Except it ended up being explosive. Be careful with that stuff man, and keep it away from open flame.

[platypuspwn]

Afroman is one of few good rappers.

[AlexThreeKsKeller]

At 6/12/10 12:46 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

I had sex with my girlfriend like 4 weeks ago and we went to the doctor and he said that she looks to be 4 months pregnant.

Hahahaha, can't lie, this was pretty hilarious.

[Slingshot]

At 6/12/10 01:41 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Afroman is one of few good rappers.

What?

[Smorsh]

C'mon, guys. Obvious copypasta.

[Slingshot]

At 6/12/10 01:35 AM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote:

Unless she lied.

NO! She would never lie to me. She's my perfect angel.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 6/12/10 02:06 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 6/12/10 01:35 AM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote:

Unless she lied.

NO! She would never lie to me.

Sheeeeeeeit. Do you remember cumming inside her four months ago?

[SimpleStuff]

At 6/12/10 01:11 AM, psychicpebble wrote: Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Orlando, Florida
Job: Awesome person

Wait a minute what.

He's from Orlando, that explains it.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

At 6/12/10 01:51 AM, Smorsh wrote: C'mon, guys. Obvious copypasta.

Indeed. I've seen this shit before. Obvious troll. I find it hard to believe that anyone believed him.

[sixflab]

I'm really suprised at the fact that a fifteen year old is happy about becoming a parent. It's honestly the last thing that I would of wanted at that age.

still don't want one now

[assassin1337]

i bet that it has its own cape,wont that be awesome?

[killaforreala]

Or so you think haha,
I impregnanted your woman!
all my genes are all dominant!

[Mismo]

Or your girlfriend is just fat.

[Rucklo]

This thread gets the Rucklo stamp of Approval.

Great job, OP! ^_______________^