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I'm a fucking tiger bitches

in a Lion!

fuck you biatches!

I am an otter.

>:O IM NOT A FUCKING GORILLA!

I'm a mole, but I don't dig holes.

I'm a gorilla. And apparently I have a soft and chewy center.

Gorilla

Genus and species:
Gorilla gorilla

Collective Term:
A band of gorillas
Careers and Hobbies
Mechanic
Plumber
Repairperson
Personal trainer
Food Industry
Service industry
Wrestling
Motorcycling
Watching TV
Sports fan
Famous Gorillas
Hulk Hogan
Mr. T
The Hells Angels

Gorillas are strong, unpolished individuals with a gruff exterior that conceals their soft and chewy center. They are capable, happy-go-lucky individuals with a disarming naivet%uFFFD. Maybe a little hairy with a tattoo or two too, they are unpretentious and engaging creatures who brighten everyone's day with their enthusiastically warm greetings. They pay little attention to their physical condition and can even be a bit of a slob. With this tendency to be untidy, a gorilla isn't one to recycle or pick up after itself.

Even with the gorilla's warmly gruff exterior there remains an underlying sense of menace that percolates throughout its personality. Though it is built for physical confrontation, it's difficult to imagine a gorilla actually inflicting bodily harm. However, when the gorilla or its family is threatened, the transgressor quickly realizes their mistake. Its body hair standing on end and large frame at full height, the gorilla will never back down from a fight. In a child-custody battle it's better to negotiate an up-front peace with a gorilla rather than endure a prolonged and bloody battle.

Gorillas are intelligent but not overly motivated. When young they avoid formal learning, and as an adult their intelligence manifests itself as street-smarts. They have the talent and problem-solving skills to be excellent mechanics, plumbers or repair people.

Their career, however, takes a backseat to the pursuit of recreational activity and they will rarely reach great heights in business. However, if they're lucky enough to find a job that incorporates fun and physical prowess - such as a personal trainer or professional wrestler - they can certianly rise to the top of their field.

Gorillas' appreciation for the good life puts them in good stead for careers in the service industry, including the hotel and restaurant businesses, and customers appreciate a gorilla's gruff but can-do attitude.

Gorillas are unmotivated by money, and they avoid strenuous physical exertion in favor of spending their leisure time at play. Drawn to social groups, the classic gorilla scene is a group of Hells Angels revving their bikes, mimicking a gorillalike chest pounding and roaring.

I'm motivated by money. That's one thing that's wrong about the description.

This is fucking ridiculous.

At 6/12/10 07:40 PM, gradenator wrote: This is fucking ridiculous.

I lol'ed

Bison (what evert hat is )

Genus and Species:
Bison bison

Collective Term:
A convention of bison
Careers and Hobbies
Accountant
Politician
Lawyer
Manager
Banker
Judge
Long walks
Chess
Golf
Famous Bison
Al Gore
Bob Dole
Gerald Ford

It says I'm a penguin, just like Oscar Wilde.

I was a wild dog. The definition actually suits me surprisingly.

At 6/12/10 12:17 AM, Timmy wrote: I smash clams on my adorable tummy

I am too, an otter... ]:

I am a giraffe. It's suiting because i am 6'5"

Baboon muthafuckers

YES! Penguin!My favorite animal.Might also be a bison or monkey.

I'm suprised at how accurate this is.. I'm a bad and it's almost got it completely right.
it says "I might also be" a snake and a mountain goat. I am like all three put together, minus a few things different.
I'm kinda like a chimera. :o

Porcupine.

Some of the description matches me as a person but some of them are just plain insulting >:C

Prairie dog what the fuck man.

A chiroptera bat.

Say whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

I am a mouse.

I'm an otter. What the hell...

Official description too:

Otters are petite, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular, eminently lovable and display the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. Otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities. Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. Life has so many diversions for the otter that it's impossible to predict how it will fill its day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, its keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked. Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi. Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves. Their determination makes otters valuable employees, and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace. Although they are fine motivators otters avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

I'm a mole.

I'm a Porcupine :)

I'm a mountain goat. lol

At 6/12/10 01:04 AM, pie4me6 wrote:

At 6/12/10 12:04 AM, To-Kash wrote: keenest, or best sense you have (IE: hearing, smelling, tasting, touching, and sight) what animal would you be?

according to this test I'm a bunny (cotton tail)

Does that mean you get a lot of tail?

hell yes it does!

oh, and also, I went back to copy and paste my stats or whatever.

Genus:
Sylvilagus

Collective Term:
A gambol of cottontails

Careers and Hobbies
Diplomat
Nursing
Actor
Cuddling
Hiking
Flirting
Volunteering
Camping

Famous Cottontails
Monica Lewinsky
Marilyn Monroe
Anna Nicole Smith Cottontail personalities are small, gentle individuals with a tendency towards shyness and whose instinct is to run at the first sign of danger. Their extraordinarily acute senses are well-developed and always on the lookout for any impending peril.

Cottontails are astoundingly cute and rely heavily on their soft personalities and vulnerable appearance to succeed.

These beautiful and skittish creatures have the most elegant imaginations of all; spending hours creating magnificent castles in air and populating them with an endless variety of whimsically pastoral characters. These romantic dreams dramatically influence the cottontail's behavior, and although they could be described as quirky, they're also friendly, warm, and understanding.

Although they are bright, cottontails often hide their intelligence when it interferes with their primary method of survival: cuteness! Almost all mammal personalities find them to be irresistibly attractive and they rarely need to employ their personal resources to succeed in their careers or relationships.

Their quiet, solitary behavior is often mistaken for timidness, but cottontails are actually quite aggressive in their search for resources.

Because they lack the physical strength of larger animal personalities, they must rely on their social skills to compete in the workplace.

Cottontails function best in situations that don't involve confrontations, which means they are not natural salespeople, but their ability to work with others means they are well-suited for careers in customer support, diplomacy, administrative work and nursing.

Hell yes.

Bat. Relatively true. Not exact but close enough.

Penguiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

I was a fucking gorrila

An owl. Cool.