At 6/12/10 12:00 AM, flargbiter wrote:
Post them here, share your ideas with the world, and make people laugh (or sigh in disgust),
THEY ARE NOT JOKES, THEY ARE FACTS!
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
A guy gets in a fight with Chuck Norris. What's the last thing going through his mind? Chuck Norris' foot.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' bear, just another fist.
There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
Knowing is half the battle. The other half is ROUNDHOUSE KICK