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Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:00 AM Reply

Post them here, share your ideas with the world, and make people laugh (or sigh in disgust),

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:01 AM Reply

At 6/12/10 12:00 AM, flargbiter wrote: (or sigh in disgust),

The thread's already made me done that. I think you've accomplished what you set out to do.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:02 AM Reply

1: Unoriginal Idea
2: Misspelling his name
3: Unimpressive humor.

Looks like a winner to me


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:03 AM Reply

Try this.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:03 AM Reply

Well, I'll be the first:
Chuck Norris doesn't get, the water gets Chuck Norris...


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 6/12/10 12:03 AM, BogKid wrote: Well, I'll be the first:
Chuck Norris doesn't get, the water gets Chuck Norris...

Doesn't get what?


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:18 AM Reply

This thread is the definition of fail.

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:32 AM Reply

Chick Norris?

Got any good Chick Norris Jokes?


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 12:56 AM Reply

Chick Norris?

Got any good Chick Norris Jokes?

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 01:29 AM Reply

At 6/12/10 12:04 AM, thenewbies wrote:
At 6/12/10 12:03 AM, BogKid wrote: Well, I'll be the first:
Chuck Norris doesn't get, the water gets Chuck Norris...
Doesn't get what?

Wet....

fuck...

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 02:25 AM Reply

Cuck Norris can pop a wheelie ona unicycle.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 02:27 AM Reply

I've got a good AND funny Chuck Norris joke!!!!!!!!
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they dont fucking exist

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 06:26 AM Reply

At 6/12/10 03:03 AM, psychicpebble wrote:
At 6/12/10 12:00 AM, flargbiter wrote:
(or sigh in disgust),
Chuck Norris jokes were never funny in my opinion.

You just haven't heard the good ones yet :)

The only one who cried when Chuck norris was born was the doctor, never slap Chuck Norris...
Chuck norris got in a knife fight and the knife lost.
Chuck norris can kick through all degrees of separation meaning he can kick anyone anywhere anytime in the face!
If by some crazy paradox Chuck norris were to fight himself, He'd win.
Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 06:28 AM Reply

At 6/12/10 02:25 AM, xlh2000 wrote: Cuck Norris can pop a wheelie ona unicycle.

how?

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 11:47 AM Reply

At 6/12/10 02:25 AM, xlh2000 wrote: Cuck Norris can pop a wheelie ona unicycle.

Cuck No-
NO! Not gonna make that one.

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 11:52 AM Reply

I'm buying this

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 03:58 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 12:56 AM, pie4me6 wrote: Chick Norris?

Mine was hawter.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 04:02 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 12:00 AM, flargbiter wrote: Post them here, share your ideas with the world, and make people laugh (or sigh in disgust),

THEY ARE NOT JOKES, THEY ARE FACTS!
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
A guy gets in a fight with Chuck Norris. What's the last thing going through his mind? Chuck Norris' foot.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' bear, just another fist.
There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 04:04 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 06:28 AM, mdf99 wrote:
At 6/12/10 02:25 AM, xlh2000 wrote: Cuck Norris can pop a wheelie ona unicycle.
how?

HE'S CHUCK NORRIS, AWESOME IMPOSSIBLE IS HIS MIDDLE NAME.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 04:33 PM Reply

Chuck Norris can take more dicks than Miley Cyrus.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 04:35 PM Reply

Chuck Norris Hides a Fist under his beard............


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 04:35 PM Reply

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet after pissing.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 05:15 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 04:35 PM, Pixelnaut wrote: Chuck Norris clogs the toilet after pissing.

That's because he jacks off while pissing.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 05:20 PM Reply

a mod should close this thread due to suckage

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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 05:25 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 12:32 AM, iBagel wrote: Chick Norris?

Original picture please...


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 05:48 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 04:02 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: THEY ARE NOT JOKES, THEY ARE FACTS!

This is the only true one.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 05:50 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 05:48 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 6/12/10 04:02 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: THEY ARE NOT JOKES, THEY ARE FACTS!
This is the only true one.

I know. And Chuck Norris hides a giant pussy under his beard. ;P
For some reason, I feel like humoring people today.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 12th, 2010 @ 06:06 PM Reply

At 6/12/10 05:50 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:
At 6/12/10 05:48 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 6/12/10 04:02 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: THEY ARE NOT JOKES, THEY ARE FACTS!
This is the only true one.
I know. And Chuck Norris hides a giant pussy under his beard.

It's actually a penis, which he likes to pull out of his beard and suck whenever he's horny.


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Response to Got any good Chick Norris Jokes? Jun. 14th, 2010 @ 10:38 AM Reply

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.