In Russia...

[Viktor]

Isn't it "In Soviet Union Chuck Norris doesn't rooundhouse kick you, You roundhouse kick Chuck Norris,"?

[Ass-Crumb]

yakov smirnoff is rolling in his grave.

In Russia, you conform to the conservative attitude regarding journalists, and really couldn't be any more polite in the process.

[RDSchley]

....I feel like I'm padding posts if I put something here.. am I suppose to say something to this? I think I smell troll but I'm not entirely sure.

[IncendiaryProduction]

in russia you dont reply to post, post reply to you

[Timmy]

Soviet Russia jokes involve you twisting around some cause-and-affect relationship in order to demonstrate how hard life is in Soviet Russia. As in, "In America, you drive the car.In Soviet Russia, the car drives you!"

Any joke in which you are benefiting from being in Soviet Russia doesn't work - such as round-house kicking Chuck Norris instead of being kicked by him.

The joke is not that Soviet Russia is some sort of crazy "opposite-day land".

At 6/10/10 08:32 PM, Timmy wrote: The joke is not that Soviet Russia is some sort of crazy "opposite-day land".

In Russia, I experienced seeing some post-Cold War artifacts up front and truly could not appreciate any mainstream irony regarding contemporary assassinations before doing so.

[thenewbies]

In America, YOU collapse on government!

In Russia, Stalin is held within mixed regard amongst some sections of the public due to revisionism and clearly genuine economic development.

[thenewbies]

At 6/10/10 08:43 PM, Scarab wrote: In Russia, Stalin is held within mixed regard amongst some sections of the public due to revisionism and clearly genuine economic development.

Well, that was mundane.

[NeverHundred]

At 6/10/10 08:34 PM, thenewbies wrote: In America, YOU collapse on government!

Government makes such a pleasant bed.

In Russia, there is an increasing right-wing racial focus that comes somewhat off the back of previous social developments in the early-1990s and beyond, which distorts the image of being Russian elsewhere.

[InnerChild548]

At 6/10/10 08:51 PM, Scarab wrote: In Russia, there is an increasing right-wing racial focus that comes somewhat off the back of previous social developments in the early-1990s and beyond, which distorts the image of being Russian elsewhere.

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In Russia, the presence of a political hypocrisy may be sensed when the government puts a somewhat necessary focus on previously-allied nations, in comparison to the attitudes of more developed nations.

[Scarface]

At 6/10/10 08:32 PM, Timmy wrote: The joke is not that Soviet Russia is some sort of crazy "opposite-day land".

In Soviet-Russia, thread locks Mod!

At 6/10/10 09:00 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 6/10/10 08:32 PM, Timmy wrote: The joke is not that Soviet Russia is some sort of crazy "opposite-day land".

In Soviet-Russia, thread locks Mod!

In Russia, the Trans-Siberian Railway can be a very enlightening experience on every possibly side of humanism, though one may be better off buying tickets elsewhere if one is a long-term traveller.

[rekonq]

Hey dude.

At 6/10/10 09:20 PM, rekonq wrote: Hey dude.

In Russia, Wikipedia articles relating to Yakov Smirnoff are, without this commentator's experience, probably quite accessible online.

[platypuspwn]

At 6/10/10 08:28 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: yakov smirnoff is rolling in his grave.

He's not dead.

[sumidiotdude]

In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job

[animehater]

In Russia.... it sucks.

[DannyJay]

At 6/10/10 08:28 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: yakov smirnoff is rolling in his grave.

his grave is rolling in yakov smirnoff

[Ptero]

At 6/10/10 08:32 PM, Timmy wrote: "In America, you drive the car.In Soviet Russia, the car drives you!"

Any joke in which you are benefiting from being in Soviet Russia doesn't work

It would be a lot easier if your car drove you places...

[thenewbies]

At 6/10/10 11:43 PM, pie4me6 wrote:

At 6/10/10 08:32 PM, Timmy wrote: "In America, you drive the car.In Soviet Russia, the car drives you!"

Any joke in which you are benefiting from being in Soviet Russia doesn't work

It would be a lot easier if your car drove you places...

Note the word "benefiting."

[sixflab]

Well in Russia...

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 6/10/10 09:00 PM, Scarab wrote: In Russia, the presence of a political hypocrisy may be sensed when the government puts a somewhat necessary focus on previously-allied nations, in comparison to the attitudes of more developed nations.

I love you when you aren't wasted...

[Anozke]

At 6/10/10 10:14 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job

Bwahaha!

[Shade]

i actually made this

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

In Soviet Russia, WE decide when you smoke.

[Ptero]

At 6/10/10 11:45 PM, thenewbies wrote:
Note the word "benefiting."

Yeah, I know. He was using the car one as an example of a good one.