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Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:02:28 Reply

This one was an accident but turned into a hilarious moment.I was at a library that we walk to from preschool when I accidently peed on a mat.They didn't find out until the end of class.Librarian yelled "WHO HAD AN ACCIDENT ON THE MAT?"

I cracked up trying to hold in the laughter.


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:08:22 Reply

At preschool this was my (and still is) favorite dinosaur:

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:13:54 Reply

They don't let me near the preschool anymore

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:15:47 Reply

Did you fucking open your fly and piss on the mat or did you just piss your pants?


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:17:44 Reply

i was too smart for preschool, so they just sent me to kindergarten early.


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:20:26 Reply

Opening my Zipper would be too obvious.Pissed my Pants.The library didn't have a bathroom...Bitches..


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:21:42 Reply

At 6/8/10 10:15 PM, Piggler wrote: Did you fucking open your fly and piss on the mat or did you just piss your pants?

He made it sound like he pissed himself.


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:22:19 Reply

At 6/8/10 10:20 PM, xnccb wrote: Opening my Zipper would be too obvious.Pissed my Pants.The library didn't have a bathroom...Bitches..

Maybe you should go back to preschool.

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:23:28 Reply

Yeah, cause pissing yourself is always funny.

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 22:56:41 Reply

Preschool is for wusses i skipped it comepletely

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 23:46:22 Reply

All I remember from my preschool days is that at one point, I got to play Super Mario World for the SNES in there.

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-08 23:48:12 Reply

Well, all you guys are dummy buttheads!

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-14 13:37:26 Reply

Bit a kids toe off when he kicked me in the face. I bit it off on accident.


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-14 13:38:28 Reply

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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-14 14:06:09 Reply

Not old enough to go, but preschool sounds great and I can't wait!


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Response to Preschool jokes 2010-06-14 14:23:02 Reply

At 6/8/10 10:13 PM, somerandomgai wrote: They don't let me near the preschool anymore

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