Wanna Be A Pornstar? {nsfw}

[vannila-guerilla]

So what are the odds of breaking out? I imagine that for an attractive woman it must be easy, even for a gay guy. For a straight guy, it must be tough as hell.

I logged on to a site called sexyjobs.com where you can apply to be a porn star(no joke) and no one is really hiring for straight hardcore male leads.

Not the I'm trying to be a pornstar or anything, I was just looking out of curiosity. I'm too bashful to be naked on camera.

[NoxDexus]

... Would be quite interesting... I'll think about it.

[Larvae]

At 6/7/10 06:25 PM, Twilight wrote: Stab stab stab.

Stab stab, stab.

[vannila-guerilla]

The only place in my city is hiring for pictures. Fuck that. Dude on girl or girl on girl on dude or girl on girl on girl on guy or girl on guy on guy on girl or nothing for me damn it.

[CaptainQuartz]

How is this NSFW?

[vannila-guerilla]

At 6/7/10 06:40 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: How is this NSFW?

Some of the links on there lead to porn sites is why.

It's borderline NSFW.

I did put in an application...

[KovioXZ]

hia im telve an wat is dis?

[Jinx-Studios]

Oh my god, what the fuck am I working at McDonalds for?

[vannila-guerilla]

At 6/7/10 06:46 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: Oh my god, what the fuck am I working at McDonalds for?

Because you're 16?

[Strength]

When I turn 18 I'm just going to start making shitloads of amateur sex videos and putting them on the web.

For your enjoyment.

[sinfulwolf]

Most male porn stars start in Gay porn.

[AntiHero]

from what i heard Porn Stars get their porn names by taking the name of their first pet and the name of the first street, avenue, lane etc. that they remember living on. Im King Eldert

[Donut]

At 6/7/10 06:25 PM, NoxDexus wrote: ... Would be quite interesting... I'll think about it.

Oh i could totally see you have sex with the hottest pornstars around.
Also, update your sig hun. Apparently i don't exist no more.

[vannila-guerilla]

At 6/7/10 06:48 PM, Strength wrote: When I turn 18 I'm just going to start making shitloads of amateur sex videos and putting them on the web.

For your enjoyment.

What will you be having sex with?

[Strength]

At 6/7/10 07:01 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 6/7/10 06:48 PM, Strength wrote: When I turn 18 I'm just going to start making shitloads of amateur sex videos and putting them on the web.

For your enjoyment.

What will you be having sex with?

Dead babies. The fuck were you thinking man?

[vannila-guerilla]

At 6/7/10 07:06 PM, Strength wrote:

At 6/7/10 07:01 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 6/7/10 06:48 PM, Strength wrote: When I turn 18 I'm just going to start making shitloads of amateur sex videos and putting them on the web.

For your enjoyment.

What will you be having sex with?

Dead babies. The fuck were you thinking man?

I'm sorry. I thought it might have been something nasty, like an adult woman or something. I don't know...geesh.

[Rockyusa]

Probably to replace that actor who killed someone with a machete and was tased down a canyon...

[Ragnarokia]

Even if I had a perfect sexual body (thats clearly the main thing that I doubt many people saying they want to do it have, you need to have people wank over you afterall) I wouldn't be able to do porn. It's not so much the being seen and used for pleasure by audience etc but I really can't separate sex and feelings.

[Chronamut]

be gay for pay - they pay 10x as much as straight porn.

[Ragnarokia]

At 6/8/10 05:51 PM, Chronamut wrote: be gay for pay - they pay 10x as much as straight porn.

You know a lot about this sort of thing. Maybe you could send me a copy of your latest DVD, for research of course.

[bman200]

At 6/7/10 06:56 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: from what i heard Porn Stars get their porn names by taking the name of their first pet and the name of the first street, avenue, lane etc. that they remember living on. Im King Eldert

I have an autistic friend named Ricky who has a mullet. It's amazing. I said that when he gets out of college (He's 18) he'll be a professional porn star named "The Magic Mullet.

[JKMonkey]

Nah, male straight pornstars get paid shit unless your really famous...

[Jercurpac]

Ugh, why any guy would think that porn is an interesting career path is beyond me. You've got to stay hard for hours on end while a director shouts instructions at you and a whole crew watches. If you happen to go soft you stall the whole production and embarrass yourself in front of everyone. Then you've got to be able to blow your load on command after training yourself to hold it off indefinitely. Plus, to top it all off men don't get paid shit for what they do compared to women.

[Ragnarokia]

I am Sancho.

[Chronamut]

Arpad Miklos

[LordZeebmork]

I'd totally do a few porn movies once I'm 18, assuming I'm not still living off donuts and root beer then. Gay porn is probably out, since I apparently look too much like a girl for most of the gay guys who I know, but I'd bet there's something else out there that pays well, and I'm probably fucked up enough to not have a problem with it.

At 6/8/10 06:44 PM, Jercurpac wrote: You've got to stay hard for hours on end while a director shouts instructions at you and a whole crew watches. ... Then you've got to be able to blow your load on command after training yourself to hold it off indefinitely.

Useful skills.

Anyway, I'd bet that a significant amount of guys in porn are exhibitionists. Especially straight porn, since from what I've heard, they don't get paid much of anything, so they're probably not motivated all that much by money.

[Chronamut]

At 6/8/10 07:05 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: I'd totally do a few porn movies once I'm 18, assuming I'm not still living off donuts and root beer then. Gay porn is probably out, since I apparently look too much like a girl for most of the gay guys who I know, but I'd bet there's something else out there that pays well, and I'm probably fucked up enough to not have a problem with it.

no such thing - there is a market for every type of men - the bears would probably love you :P

Theyd pound your ass mercilessly though :P

[ChickenReaper]

At 6/7/10 06:24 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
I logged on to a site called sexyjobs.com where you can apply to be a porn star(no joke) and no one is really hiring for straight hardcore male leads.

They don't need to hire straight male leads, they can just go outside and say "hey, wanna fuck a hot girl in a porno" they get that shit for free

[vannila-guerilla]

At 6/8/10 07:49 PM, ChickenReaper wrote:

At 6/7/10 06:24 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
I logged on to a site called sexyjobs.com where you can apply to be a porn star(no joke) and no one is really hiring for straight hardcore male leads.

They don't need to hire straight male leads, they can just go outside and say "hey, wanna fuck a hot girl in a porno" they get that shit for free

It's a little more complicated than that. The guys need to be comfortable in front of a camera. Guys can be camera shy too you know.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

My pets name + the name of an old address? I'm Tiny Blackcrust.

Can I get an application please.