Ask Dr. Steve Brule Anything!

[DrSteveBrule]

Hey there, Innernette! This is Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule doing a special report on life on the innernette. I thought there was no better way to start than to let you guys ask me for tips and advice, so I could help you using my expertise.

For your health!

[ElectricToothbrush]

How do you make sex?

[Fender-Bender]

Is you has my caek?

[Hierophant]

How much blood is it safe to ingest?

[KittehAnims]

Where is a girl's willy?

[TheStacheMan]

Do you have to cook human flash before eating it?
Will I get cancer if I don't?

[Pjorg]

What do I do if I have body odor?

[oddo323]

How Much Wood Could A Woodchucker Chuck If A Woodchucker Could Chuck Norris?

[Dosensuppen]

What is the best animal to sacrifice to Satan? I heard it was mosquito.

[oddo323]

How do you spell internet?

[DrSteveBrule]

At 6/7/10 04:18 PM, ElectricToothbrush wrote: How do you make sex?

As a doctor I should be able to tell you, however, it is one of the largest mysteries in the scientific world.

At 6/7/10 04:19 PM, Fender-Bender wrote: Is you has my caek?

Nope! I wish I did! I could use a snack right now.

HEHEHEHEHEHE

At 6/7/10 04:19 PM, Hierophant wrote: How much blood is it safe to ingest?

As much as you want! It's made out of health. Just put some juice or sugar in there to make it taste sweeter!

At 6/7/10 04:19 PM, KittehAnims wrote: Where is a girl's willy?

Girls don't have willies, you doofus!

At 6/7/10 04:20 PM, TheStacheMan wrote: Do you have to cook human flash before eating it?
Will I get cancer if I don't?

Just cook it enough so that it isn't raw. Also, keep it in a fridge. You don't want your meat to go rotten!

At 6/7/10 04:20 PM, Pjorg wrote: What do I do if I have body odor?

Just put some vinegar in your armpits!

For your health!

[oddo323]

Is arsenic safe to eat if injected into a marchmallow?

[Dragoonwing]

How is babby formed?

[Tony-DarkGrave]

if you are having sex with a really hot chick and all of a sudden your dog licks your balls is it a threesome?

[platypuspwn]

is it possible to shit in a vagina?

[oddo323]

What is the pH of my face?

What is the pH of my face smeared with hydrochloric acid?

[Irrelephant]

How are you doing?

[gamekillereater]

Is it normal if your penis starts becoming the shape of an octopus, multiplying every day?

[XenonMonkey]

Why do my ice cubes always taste so boring?

[Faze]

At 6/7/10 04:33 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Why do my ice cubes always taste so boring?

It's because it made of water you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and put that in your milk!

[DrSteveBrule]

At 6/7/10 04:27 PM, oddo323 wrote: Is arsenic safe to eat if injected into a marchmallow?

Anything in a marshmallow is safe to eat. It's made for kids, after all!

At 6/7/10 04:28 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: How is babby formed?

Only the storks know that.

At 6/7/10 04:29 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: if you are having sex with a really hot chick and all of a sudden your dog licks your balls is it a threesome?

Well, there's one, two, THREE of you, you bimbo! Of course it is.

At 6/7/10 04:30 PM, platypuspwn wrote: is it possible to shit in a vagina?

I would answer, if I knew what a vagina was.

At 6/7/10 04:30 PM, oddo323 wrote: What is the pH of my face?

What is the pH of my face smeared with hydrochloric acid?

The pH on your face is 5 pH. 7 if smeared with acid.

At 6/7/10 04:31 PM, Headshot777 wrote: How are you doing?

I'm doing great, because I get to be on the innernette now that I ahve this aasignment!

At 6/7/10 04:31 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Is it normal if your penis starts becoming the shape of an octopus, multiplying every day?

Don't go around asking silly questions like that and wasting everybody's time!

Of course it is!

For your health!

[SadisticAI]

Why does my wee-wee hurt after I fap?

[Dosensuppen]

How come you didn't answer my question earlier?

[sharingankakashi13]

Can you cure my AIDS?

[DrSteveBrule]

At 6/7/10 04:39 PM, SadisticAI wrote: Why does my wee-wee hurt after I fap?

It's because you're not putting any jelly on it while you do it, you bimbo!

At 6/7/10 04:41 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Can you cure my AIDS?

You just gotta smear some butter on the spot you have your AIDS on!

For your health!

[JoeTheToucan]

What kind of wine would you recommend for seducing a fine woman?

[DrSteveBrule]

At 6/7/10 04:45 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote: What kind of wine would you recommend for seducing a fine woman?

Sweet berry wine!

For your health!

[iateamexican]

At 6/7/10 04:38 PM, DrSteveBrule wrote:

At 6/7/10 04:30 PM, oddo323 wrote: What is the pH of my face?

What is the pH of my face smeared with hydrochloric acid?

The pH on your face is 5 pH. 7 if smeared with acid.

But 7 on the pH scale is neutral..
And acids are 1-6 on the scale, so if there was acid on your face it would be lower than without acid.
Shut the fuck up, Doctor.

[vannila-guerilla]

What did I eat for breakfast this morning?

[XenonMonkey]

How do I make my penhis bigger?