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Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:27:08 Reply

Heres how the story begins:

INTRODUCTION
Jake lived by himself, he owned 3 cats, He was very lonely.
One day Jake grew sad that he had never dated anyone in his life or even seen a real girl, he only hooked up with men pretending to be girls on Runescape.

PART 1
Jake's mind went insane, he looked at his cat eating it's food, a massive erection grew which teared off his pants so he grabbed the cats and shoved is 12 Cm penis up his cats small tiny anus, though Jakes cock was to huge for a cat anus, as he penetrated the cats soft smooth anus, he let out a massive load of JIZZ over the cats face, then he humped so hard that blood squirted out everywhere.
Jakes cat screamed louder then any cat has in the whole world, he grabbed it's claws and stuck it into it's own eyes and pulled then gouged it it with it's bare claws, blood and cum squirted everywhere, the cat was still alive...
Jakes cock grew so huge that it came out of the cats mouth, then it curved and Jizzed all over it's brain, then the cat died.

PART 2
About an hour later of penetrating the cats mutilated corpse, Jake stopped and rested... About two day's later, Jake got horny once again, he looked at his young tabby cat and sat down besides it and genitally rubbed it across the chest, then he got his tongue and stuck it into the other cats mouth, the made out with true passion and love, Jake knew it, he was in love with his cats...
Jake slobbered and slurppet softly over the cats mouth, the cat was clueless of what love Jake was truly giving it. Jake became aware of this, so he rubbed the cat softly over her vagina, then he slowly licked across it, he stuck his tongue into it's vagina with love, his cat scratched him in the face which made jake horny and kinky so he got his hand and shoved it up in the vagina, then pulled out the cats intestines and ate it, then Jake ripped out it's heart and rubbed it all over his cock and raped the mutilated corpse for hours.

Part 3
Jakes only lasting cat was aware of his friend being dead and raped, the cat had to think fast as he was next though there was no way Jake would let him out as he spent all his days playing Runescape, World of warcraft, Halo and MW2 in his basement...
The cat saw it's only escape which was out the window, the first time the blind had ever came open and the windows ever to be open, he jumped, but as he reached the air, Jake grabbed him and thrusted the cats cock in his own mouth while he shoved his own cock in the cats anus, then all of a sudden the RSPCA blew the door open and grabbed the cat from jakes and battered Jakes brains out that it was all over the floor...

EPILOGUE
The RSPCA took the cat to a cage full of other tortured and raped cats... Then a bunch of RSPCA staff came in and grabbed him then brought him to a room named as "Meat-Fest"
It became Obvious, the RSPCA really standed for "The Royal Society of Phucking Cat Ass"
The cat knew his doom await him, as twelve cocks were heading for a thrust up at his ass...

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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:28:46 Reply

hilarious


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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:28:48 Reply

Sick shit like that definitely goes in your news post.


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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:29:31 Reply

I masturbated 36 times.

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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:31:01 Reply

Someone needs to make a flash animation of this.


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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:31:34 Reply

"The most best art of pornography ever seen to man!"
- New York Times

"Hot, exitcing, Gripping and Boneriffic"
-Time Magazine

"I think I jizzed"
-Moop

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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:32:37 Reply

Fuck you man... *sniff* fuck you....


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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:32:50 Reply

At 6/7/10 07:31 AM, scruffydog90 wrote: "The most best art of pornography ever seen to man!"
- New York Times

"Hot, exitcing, Gripping and Boneriffic"
-Time Magazine

"I think I jizzed"
-Moop

"Honestly somewhat terrifying, yet arousing."
- Barack Obana

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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:34:27 Reply

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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-07 07:35:18 Reply

Shit like this goes in your news post or here

amazing story btw

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Response to Awesome Story About Cats! 2010-06-08 06:57:31 Reply

Woooow....

Meow

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