Do you really think she looks good?

[DJ-Chilvan]

There's this one girl I know and she is so pretentious and thinks she knows everything about how hot girls think and behave because she thinks she herself is good looking when in reality she's as ignorant and messed up as they come. I was like..."Really? Your forehead reminds me of King Arthur's round table and your eyes like that of a rabid alligator." So I decided to have my good friends on Newgrounds let me know what they think of her looks. Photoshops are highly welcome ;)

[Sekhem]

something doesn't sit well with me

not exactly ugly but off

[Luke]

I wouldn't fuck her.

[Scarface]

She's not hot, but hell, I'd fuck her. Then again, I have pretty low standards. Regardless of whether or not I would put my penis into her, I don't think she looks that good.

[Head-Full-Of-Acid]

she passes.

IMO

[Number-One-Assassin]

I'd bang her out.

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 6/6/10 11:58 PM, Scarface wrote: She's not hot, but hell, I'd fuck her. Then again, I have pretty low standards. Regardless of whether or not I would put my penis into her, I don't think she looks that good.

Yea man, I'm exactly with you. My standards are pretty low as well, and that's a really good trait to have because then you have a better range of girls, hence better relationship success. But once you know this girl's personality...you'd be instantly turned off completely.

[Scarface]

At 6/7/10 12:01 AM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: Yea man, I'm exactly with you. My standards are pretty low as well, and that's a really good trait to have because then you have a better range of girls, hence better relationship success. But once you know this girl's personality...you'd be instantly turned off completely.

What's she like? Bitchy? "Too hot for you"? Annoying? Self-centered? Jewish?

[CaptainQuartz]

At 6/7/10 12:03 AM, Scarface wrote:

What's she like? Bitchy? "Too hot for you"? Annoying? Self-centered? Jewish?

She looks absolutely boring in my opinion.

[jizzedpubes]

she doesn't look 18 to me...........

[YoinK]

At 6/7/10 12:07 AM, jizzedpubes wrote: she doesn't look 18 to me...........

yea she kinda looks like jailbait. She looks like she has potential though.

[XenonMonkey]

She looks good enough to suck my penis and make me a sammich at the same time!

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 6/7/10 12:03 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 6/7/10 12:01 AM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: Yea man, I'm exactly with you. My standards are pretty low as well, and that's a really good trait to have because then you have a better range of girls, hence better relationship success. But once you know this girl's personality...you'd be instantly turned off completely.

What's she like? Bitchy? "Too hot for you"? Annoying? Self-centered? Jewish?

She's very very VERY self-centered and pretentious. Bitchy too. It's a long story. I might make a thread about what happened tomorrow, if this is still on my mind. She's also a hypocrite. That's the worst part. She's a combination of the two personalities I LOATHE the most---pretentious and hypocritical.
And no, she ain't too hot for me. I got a ton of hotter friends than her. They completely blow her out of the water.

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 6/7/10 12:09 AM, YoinK wrote:

At 6/7/10 12:07 AM, jizzedpubes wrote: she doesn't look 18 to me...........

yea she kinda looks like jailbait. She looks like she has potential though.

Haha, the funny thing is, is that she was always calling me jailbaitXD. She knew she was jailbait so she had to just call someone else that to make her feel better. Out of everyone I've ever come across in my life, I've never been called jailbait until I met her. She's 16 btw. And I just wanted to be friends with her, that's all. I wasn't looking for any poon or relationship or whatever.

[NISMOelite]

You're pretty hung up on this chick huh? Gotta be something special for you to be carrying on like this...

[MultiCanimefan]

Cannot unsee!

[Xyresic]

At 6/6/10 11:57 PM, Sekhem wrote: something doesn't sit well with me

not exactly ugly but off

very true

[ChickenReaper]

At 6/6/10 11:57 PM, Sekhem wrote: something doesn't sit well with me

not exactly ugly but off

yeah I don't know it might just be her fakeass smile but I think it's something else

[Ptero]

Best I can do.

[Acid-Paradox]

At 6/7/10 12:17 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Cannot unsee!

holy shit

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 6/7/10 12:16 AM, NISMOelite wrote: You're pretty hung up on this chick huh? Gotta be something special for you to be carrying on like this...

Oh no, it's nothing special, it's just people like her really piss me the fuck off. Imagine, she was boasting to me today that she has had sex more than me. What a skank. What kind of respectable girl boasts about that stuff? She's so ignorant too. She has the audacity to call me jailbait when jailbait is a girl who is "supposedly" fine but too young to fuck so if you fuck her you'll go to jail. First off I'm 18 and second off I'm not even a girl so those two just oppose everything.

What really happened, in a nutshell, was that all I wanted was to make new friends, simple. I know its hard to understand on NG but if you knew me in real life, I tend to be "too" friendly sometimes. I will try to be your friend (but if you don't want to, I will never force it). That's just how I grew up. Hence, I have a very great number of friends and I am content with that because I'm very extroverted. So what happened was that her and her friend wanted to hang with me (supposedly) so I drove like 20 minutes to a nearby town where they lived so we could go to some local carnival thing. After giving them a ride there, they just ran off and ditched me. So I later just went home. This is a big nutshell. There's a lot more to what happened but it's too much to type atm.

[XenonMonkey]

At 6/7/10 12:17 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Cannot unsee!

Holy barbed wire horse cock dildos!

[Xyresic]

At 6/7/10 12:27 AM, DJ-Chilvan wrote:

At 6/7/10 12:16 AM, NISMOelite wrote: You're pretty hung up on this chick huh? Gotta be something special for you to be carrying on like this...

Oh no, it's nothing special, it's just people like her really piss me the fuck off. Imagine, she was boasting to me today that she has had sex more than me. What a skank. What kind of respectable girl boasts about that stuff?

I lol'd when you said respectable. this is the fucking 21st century man, no one is respectable, people haven't been respectable since the 50's.

[igott]

What's wrong with her?

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 6/7/10 12:29 AM, crapatflash wrote: I lol'd when you said respectable. this is the fucking 21st century man, no one is respectable, people haven't been respectable since the 50's.

Haha, just fyi, I'm really bad with word choice=P
I really meant like "decent" or "worth while."

[ThePhantomGamer]

She's cute.

[AlexThreeKsKeller]

I'd smash.

[Ryanson]

She's Ok. Probably gets boyfriend often, and is probably a slut. Just like the average American!

[InDuStRiEl]

She kinda looks like Neil Patrick Harris.

Maybe her mother was one of the lucky ones.....

[Drake]

At 6/7/10 12:17 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Cannot unsee!

I thought I was the only one! Make it go away! Make it go away! IT LOOKS HIDEOUS!