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At 6/5/10 05:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
:: because tampons are for pussies.
But seriously, I think what you need to do is some major procedures if you want to stop your period. What I recommend is a daily castration, take a knife and slowly chisel off a patch of your balls' skin. Meanwhile, go to the doctor, and if necessary, take a sterilization procedure in order to slow down the flow of blood.
Where a condom and occasionally change it. If it's coming out your ass, however, stick a dildo in thar.
At 6/6/10 03:08 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: MY BABY!!!
That was yours was it? I stood on the bloody thing and slipped on my arse! You owe me a drycleaning bill!
Look who's here for your birthday sweetie!
At 6/6/10 01:38 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: And it had to be on the night you slept on the white couch.
Dammit! Do you know how much money he owes me for that thing? God, I had to get money to poor out of my ass to lend to him, and now this!
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."- Brendan Gill
Don't worry, The Bleed out time is usually 15 seconds unless you fuck around with the settings.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister