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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 12:18:59 Reply

At 6/5/10 07:52 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
At 6/5/10 06:21 PM, SouthAsian wrote: oh shit.Quick alert the media.

first time in history MALE HAS PERIOD.
I think someone else beat him to the punch.

btw I'm on mine right now. TMI?

Oh...oh my.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 13:00:30 Reply

Check the bloodclots for a tiny heart. It could be you just miscarried after sneezing...


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 13:16:32 Reply

I think this is what my friend called a "Pink Band-Aid" or some shit like that...


At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
: I have no sexual orientation
: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 13:30:14 Reply

I got my first period too... It was English... my second period was math...

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 15:08:46 Reply

At 6/6/10 01:00 PM, Poppa-Boogaloo wrote: Check the bloodclots for a tiny heart. It could be you just miscarried after sneezing...

MY BABY!!!

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 15:12:35 Reply

At 6/5/10 05:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

:: because tampons are for pussies.

Oh haha.

But seriously, I think what you need to do is some major procedures if you want to stop your period. What I recommend is a daily castration, take a knife and slowly chisel off a patch of your balls' skin. Meanwhile, go to the doctor, and if necessary, take a sterilization procedure in order to slow down the flow of blood.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 15:31:41 Reply

Where a condom and occasionally change it. If it's coming out your ass, however, stick a dildo in thar.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 15:57:44 Reply

At 6/6/10 03:08 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: MY BABY!!!

That was yours was it? I stood on the bloody thing and slipped on my arse! You owe me a drycleaning bill!


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 16:02:37 Reply

Sew it. You won't need it anymore.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 16:43:58 Reply

I still say tampon. It'll do the trick.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 16:46:29 Reply

At 6/5/10 05:57 PM, igott wrote: What the fuck did you do?
Guys don't get periods.

Just apply pressure to the wound.

This guy thinks he's serious!

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 16:49:53 Reply

You most likely have a bladder infection, or possibly an STD if you have not been practicing safe sex.

Lol checked your profile and says male. See a doctor.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 17:07:51 Reply

At 6/6/10 04:49 PM, Barrelsfox wrote: an STD if you have not been practicing safe sex.

My girlfriend doesn't have genitalia, remember?

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-06 21:00:29 Reply

At 6/6/10 01:38 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: And it had to be on the night you slept on the white couch.

Dammit! Do you know how much money he owes me for that thing? God, I had to get money to poor out of my ass to lend to him, and now this!


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-07 02:30:07 Reply

Reading newspaper Study budget slashed by 40% hmmmmmmmm

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-07 03:03:36 Reply

Don't worry, The Bleed out time is usually 15 seconds unless you fuck around with the settings.


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