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Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:55:26 Reply

I don't know why it took so long... 17 years is insane. Maybe it comes along slower for guys? I don't know. But the point is, I'm bleeding all over the fucking house, my cat is not very pleased with being soaked, and my trousers are RUINED.

What the hell do I do about this?! How do I stop the bleeding quickly?! And don't say tampons, because tampons are for pussies. I'm starting to feel a wee bit lightheaded already, so hurry up and tell me what to do, before I bleed out!

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:56:14 Reply

CUT IT OFF!

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:56:58 Reply

At 6/5/10 05:56 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: CUT IT OFF!

We all had to do it.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:57:31 Reply

What the fuck did you do?
Guys don't get periods.

Just apply pressure to the wound.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.
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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:57:38 Reply

WTF, in your profile it say´s that you´re a guy, also due to that fact, it´s a copy-pasta.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:58:23 Reply

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:59:04 Reply

At 6/5/10 05:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: What the hell do I do about this?! How do I stop the bleeding quickly?!

Cauterization...


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:59:06 Reply

At 6/5/10 05:56 PM, Tribalbeat wrote: Guys don't get periods. You're silly.

Unless he's bleeding out of his ass.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:59:24 Reply

Would you like some copy with your pasta?

Shit. I got my first period


At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 17:59:35 Reply

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ok

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:00:04 Reply

If you are bleeding out of your ass, it is because you had gay sex. Good day sir.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:07:11 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:05 PM, Dew wrote: That sounds like Gonorrhea.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY


ok

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:21:56 Reply

oh shit.Quick alert the media.

first time in history MALE HAS PERIOD.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:29:04 Reply

Really?! or is it a clever rouse?

Shit. I got my first period


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:31:33 Reply

QUICK LICK YO TWAT TO COVER THE LEAK

please?

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:35:00 Reply

Unless he's bleeding out of his ass.

thats still not a period you stupid cuntflap


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:39:06 Reply

At 6/5/10 05:59 PM, Strength wrote: .
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Period sounds like a stupid word for such a grammatical device, being as a period would be a space, something empty, yet "." is not empty, therefore period doesn't make sense, but the British varient "Full Stop" sounds like a gimmic from a safe driving advert, which is just embarrasing.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:41:07 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:39 PM, iateamexican wrote: Period sounds like a stupid word for such a grammatical device, being as a period would be a space, something empty, yet "." is not empty, therefore period doesn't make sense, but the British varient "Full Stop" sounds like a gimmic from a safe driving advert, which is just embarrasing.

Period means a span of time... Since you stop for an amount of time to your liking, you're taking a period to move on to the next sentence.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:50:43 Reply

Find a large cork and shove it in real tight.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:51:41 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:41 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Period means a span of time... Since you stop for an amount of time to your liking, you're taking a period to move on to the next sentence.

Doesn't really work in text form though..


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:53:29 Reply

Damn, another late period on the Forums?

I'll get the funnel...

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:53:52 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:51 PM, iateamexican wrote:
At 6/5/10 06:41 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Period means a span of time... Since you stop for an amount of time to your liking, you're taking a period to move on to the next sentence.
Doesn't really work in text form though..

Naw, guess not.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:53:59 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:50 PM, HeadbangHaily wrote: Find a large cock and shove it in real tight.

Fixed :3


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 18:56:13 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:53 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:
At 6/5/10 06:50 PM, HeadbangHaily wrote: Find a large cock and shove it in real tight.
Fixed :3

Try to find a unique solution. What worked for us may not work for him.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 19:52:43 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:21 PM, SouthAsian wrote: oh shit.Quick alert the media.

first time in history MALE HAS PERIOD.

I think someone else beat him to the punch.

btw I'm on mine right now. TMI?

I maek lolz. I play Steam. I fight for genital integrity.
Anything else you need?

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 19:54:06 Reply

Apply pad over penis.


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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 19:55:24 Reply

Its just part of becoming a man.


Schmuck.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 19:58:08 Reply

I've herd violent masturbation helps. try it. and take pictures.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 20:01:14 Reply

Oh shit you have gohnariha man. Get to the hospital NOW you only bleed when its untreeted GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!


The sentence bellow is a lie
the sentence above is the truth
figure that out.

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Response to Shit. I got my first period 2010-06-05 20:02:10 Reply

I got mine around 15. Shit was NOT cash. Dick tampons are hard to come by.


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