"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.
"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."
Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"
With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibirity.
"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."
Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear.