This is a fun way to write something hilarious and have a big group effort. I was gonna post it in General 'cause it's really more of a forum game but it's still writing. Anyways, rules:
- Two words per post, no exceptions.
- Try to keep it PG-13.
- In the case of a double-post replying to the same post, the first will be used. Sorry, but that's the easiest way to do it without much discussion.
- (If you must talk out-of-story, do it in parentheses.))
- Obviously spelling and grammar are appreciated. However in this case we'll try to keep it in story-form:
- Don't start a sentence with a period (to end the last person's sentence).
- If someone puts a sentence at the end of their post, that means they WANT the sentence to end. Don't continue it.
- And last of all, have fun!
~~~

One day,

(Have at it! To avoid +1 posts, try to only post a couple times a day. I can't enforce that but I'm asking nicely. Thanks!)

a man

A man stepped out

onto his

(forum games aren't allowed but this should be an exception)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching

At 6/5/10 01:30 PM, RNNR wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked

(how often can we add to it in one page or day or... what?)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man

At 6/5/10 03:34 PM, Makeshift wrote: (how often can we add to it in one page or day or... what?)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with

At 6/5/10 03:50 PM, MiSFiTT wrote:

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with

Al Gore.

(I think that counts as two words.)

and dancing

Instead of just posting two words add them on to the last sentence guys. Just copy + paste; this will make everything much easier.

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore and dancing

Note: "and dancing" is incorrect grammar... can we please fix this? I won't add anything on since it doesn't make sense but how's this for an adjustment of the sentence:

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing

while dancing

((Fixed))

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a

At 6/5/10 06:23 PM, Imapixle-ated wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick.

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a

At 6/5/10 08:18 PM, slingshot14 wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap

At 6/5/10 10:19 PM, TrevorW wrote:

At 6/5/10 08:18 PM, slingshot14 wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke

(Now I find this thread useless and boring.)

At 6/6/10 12:02 AM, Makeshift wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke

(Now I find this thread useless and boring.)

(Oh, it'll get good eventually.)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous

(Let's make this not dirty. It's actually funnier that way in the same way The Assumption Song is hilarious.)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped

At 6/6/10 12:51 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument

At 6/6/10 01:02 AM, TrevorW wrote:

At 6/6/10 12:51 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument. " Ohh crap"

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault."

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from