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Fanboy: With the ability to memorize every movie and comic book line hes ever read

Bicycle repair man

Elephent Man-With tumors growing all over his body, his super strength is irrelevent

The I Can Believe It's Not Butter Man.

His superpower is self explanatory

The I Can Believe It's Not Butter Man.

His superpower is self explanatory

Better then Cripples man.

Anything Cripples can't do, he can do, as long as they could if they weren't crippled.

Roly-Poly: A huge spherical hero that catches villains by rolling down hills and crushing them. But he lives in Holland.
Race Face: possesses the unique ability to apply boot polish to his face and appear to change into a black man. Has been beaten many times, usually not just by villains, but by passing civilians too.
The Red Tide: A woman who only gains her powers when she enters her menstrual cycle. Unfortunately by that point she doesn't feel like going out, so she stays in, cuddling her hot water bottle, watching Sex and the City and smashing more crockery than a greek wedding with PCP kebabs.

Jump-man.

Has the ability to jump incredibly high.

But only over rolling barrels.

Millisecond Man - he can see one milisecond into the future.

Bulk
He's normally very weak, but his muscles bulk up every February 29th.

Zoom
His eyes can see like a telescope; but only when they are closed.

Rich
A dollar pops up in his hand every time he licks his elbow.

Kinesis
Can move objects with his mind; but only objects that are lighter than paper.

Ranma man. He has the power to turn into a woman, but still looks like a man.

Stereotyper: When he touches someone of a certain race and gender he turns into the most stereotypical version of that race

Pickleman.He has the power to pickle anything.

Meet, THE ABOVE AVERAGE FRIENDS! 3 Slightly better than average humans with almost special abilities!

Shrink Man: A five foot nine man who can shrink up to three inches!
The Metabolizer: He can eat paste without getting a belly ache!
Sparkle Spark: This guy can sparkle for short periods of time!

Scatman with two powers.

- Makes incredible sounds with his mouth.

- Is able to take a gigantic dookie and he can throw his it at you.

At 6/5/10 08:43 PM, Bhuggy wrote: Grammatically correct man.

Has the ability to correct people when they speek bad engrish.

Don't forget his arch enemy engrish man
He has the power to speak fluent engrish and give Japanese people directions really well

Me.
Because I ruin everything.

Cream Man: Can turn self to cream.

George Bush Man: Has the power to stupid his thing out of everything

The Party Clown: Dispite his every attempt to thwart evil he just winds up scaring children and gets hit with pies.

Train Man.

Has the ability to take the form of a train, but can only move on a set of rails exactly 4 feet and eight and a half inches wide.

Babies Man.

He is meant to have babies, but can't because he is a man and men can't have babies.

Wow. What a Pantheon of worthless superheroes. Which one is the best though?

Speedy Man: The ability to run at superhuman speed, but is paralyzed from the waist down.

ShamWowza. He'll make you say "Wow!" every time.

Every... time...

:: Every... time...
::: Every... time...

Captain Crackhead. He smokes crack all day, getting wasted while not suffering overdose, and he beats up crack dealer's for some crack.

Anti-Diabetes Man: He fights diabetes by eating right and taking insulin shots.

Skeleton Man: He's a bunch of bones and he can't really do anything other than being a cadaver.

Fat Man: He's fat and he tires and sweat's easily.

The Human Torso: He's a torso and inanimate. He can't move and is more or less worthless.

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A superhero THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST

mute man:he has a super yell that destroy solid steel,but hes a mute