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Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:37:07 Reply

It should be fun guys. You dont have to provide a pic but make up a worthless superhero that has an useless super power and give him or her a name. I think I have one.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:41:51 Reply

normal man. everything he can do, we can do.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:42:43 Reply

Ultraguy. He can shoot lasers wherever he concentrates his vision on, but he's blind.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:43:33 Reply

Weaver Boy: with the ability to weave a basket out of virtually anything


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:47:10 Reply

Super Loser.

Invincible. But he's a weak little nerd!

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:48:48 Reply

The Psyche: he can see your real life aura and


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 02:57:51 Reply

SunMan.
He has the ability to glow but only if he's close enough to the sun.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 03:13:35 Reply

That is all.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 03:25:50 Reply

At 6/5/10 03:13 AM, Black-Ops wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/21 5437
That is all.

I LAUGHED.

Master Bate, the superhero who can ejaculate amazingly fast. Pretty useless, amirite?


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 03:35:20 Reply

Super Hobo: he can get even the strongest willed villains to give him their spare change


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 03:39:05 Reply

Everyone in the movie Mystery Men.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 03:44:38 Reply

Beard Man: With the ability to instantly grow a beard at will.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 03:46:34 Reply

Recluse Man: He has all the powers in the world, but he stays inside all day and never helps anyone.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 04:07:37 Reply

At 6/5/10 02:37 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote: It should be fun guys. You dont have to provide a pic but make up a worthless superhero that has an useless super power and give him or her a name. I think I have one.

i think i have one too


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 04:13:03 Reply

Candlejack. Because whenever he said his own name in a ca


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 04:46:59 Reply

Migraine Man: He can give villains a minor headache, but he first has to give himself a severe migraine. Stupid, right?


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 05:00:22 Reply

Super Pixel
He can only display 1 color. And is stuck in your monitor.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 05:23:45 Reply

Stapleface.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 05:40:55 Reply

Man Man.

It's just a dude.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 05:53:20 Reply

Woman Woman.

It's just a chick.


MAKE SOME FUCKING GLITCH ART GOD DAMNIT
Sig made by NinjaDonut, that sexy beast.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:15:09 Reply

rBall scrubs, a super hero who goes around and tricks people into scrubbing his balls.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:17:27 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:15 AM, FurryDemon wrote: rBall scrubs, a super hero who goes around and tricks people into scrubbing his balls.

Gee, that sounds a lot like a villain named Scrogor, from a show called Drawn Together, but I have no idea why...


MAKE SOME FUCKING GLITCH ART GOD DAMNIT
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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:17:47 Reply

avarage man- the ability to see though windows


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:23:47 Reply

Manspider: it's a spider who has learnt to watch TV whilst stuffing doritoes in his face, belching loudly and scratching his nether regions.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:30:45 Reply

Dr Zoolittle:

He has masterful control over every possible beast in the animal kingdom, but only in the confines of a zoo.


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:39:29 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:30 AM, jarrydn wrote: He has masterful control over every possible beast in the animal kingdom, but only in the confines of a zoo.

He'd make a fine villain, though. He could rile up the animals and order them to break out. He wouldn't be able to control them afterwards, though.

Hello, MAD science? To rule the world, to destroy the world, it's all the same.

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:43:09 Reply

At 6/5/10 06:39 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:
Hello, MAD science? To rule the world, to destroy the world, it's all the same.

The worlds maddest supervillain, masquerading as the world's shittest superhero?


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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 06:56:44 Reply

Low Altitude Man: he can fly like superman but only 1 foot off the ground


Who ya gonna call?

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 07:00:09 Reply

At 6/5/10 02:42 AM, Entrax wrote: Ultraguy. He can shoot lasers wherever he concentrates his vision on, but he's blind.

we have a winner

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Response to Create a worthless superhero 2010-06-05 07:01:24 Reply

souperman, has the ability to urinate gaspacho


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There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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