Create a worthless superhero

[vannila-guerilla]

It should be fun guys. You dont have to provide a pic but make up a worthless superhero that has an useless super power and give him or her a name. I think I have one.

[Death]

normal man. everything he can do, we can do.

[Entrax]

Ultraguy. He can shoot lasers wherever he concentrates his vision on, but he's blind.

[vannila-guerilla]

Weaver Boy: with the ability to weave a basket out of virtually anything

[Jolly]

Super Loser.

Invincible. But he's a weak little nerd!

[vannila-guerilla]

The Psyche: he can see your real life aura and

[WeirdJamFace]

SunMan.
He has the ability to glow but only if he's close enough to the sun.

[Black-Ops]

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  Burnt Face Man 2 by Doki

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  Ages 13+

That is all.

[Drake]

At 6/5/10 03:13 AM, Black-Ops wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/21 5437
That is all.

I LAUGHED.

Master Bate, the superhero who can ejaculate amazingly fast. Pretty useless, amirite?

[vannila-guerilla]

Super Hobo: he can get even the strongest willed villains to give him their spare change

[Sawdust]

Everyone in the movie Mystery Men.

[vannila-guerilla]

Beard Man: With the ability to instantly grow a beard at will.

[Piggler]

Recluse Man: He has all the powers in the world, but he stays inside all day and never helps anyone.

[Ass-Crumb]

At 6/5/10 02:37 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote: It should be fun guys. You dont have to provide a pic but make up a worthless superhero that has an useless super power and give him or her a name. I think I have one.

i think i have one too

[Killinkyle]

Candlejack. Because whenever he said his own name in a ca

[Light]

Migraine Man: He can give villains a minor headache, but he first has to give himself a severe migraine. Stupid, right?

[Lepy]

Super Pixel
He can only display 1 color. And is stuck in your monitor.

[reviewer2]

Stapleface.

[yurgenburgen]

Man Man.

It's just a dude.

[TwilightRules]

Woman Woman.

It's just a chick.

[Halberd]

rBall scrubs, a super hero who goes around and tricks people into scrubbing his balls.

[TwilightRules]

At 6/5/10 06:15 AM, FurryDemon wrote: rBall scrubs, a super hero who goes around and tricks people into scrubbing his balls.

Gee, that sounds a lot like a villain named Scrogor, from a show called Drawn Together, but I have no idea why...

[walterwagner]

avarage man- the ability to see though windows

[RubberTrucky]

Manspider: it's a spider who has learnt to watch TV whilst stuffing doritoes in his face, belching loudly and scratching his nether regions.

[jarrydn]

Dr Zoolittle:

He has masterful control over every possible beast in the animal kingdom, but only in the confines of a zoo.

[RubberTrucky]

At 6/5/10 06:30 AM, jarrydn wrote: He has masterful control over every possible beast in the animal kingdom, but only in the confines of a zoo.

He'd make a fine villain, though. He could rile up the animals and order them to break out. He wouldn't be able to control them afterwards, though.

Hello, MAD science? To rule the world, to destroy the world, it's all the same.

[jarrydn]

At 6/5/10 06:39 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

Hello, MAD science? To rule the world, to destroy the world, it's all the same.

The worlds maddest supervillain, masquerading as the world's shittest superhero?

[ShadowALX]

Low Altitude Man: he can fly like superman but only 1 foot off the ground

[Platypus]

At 6/5/10 02:42 AM, Entrax wrote: Ultraguy. He can shoot lasers wherever he concentrates his vision on, but he's blind.

we have a winner

[Rory]

souperman, has the ability to urinate gaspacho