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Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:24 PM

[This has been posted on my frontpage but as i'm new, nobody cared of it xD]
[So i use the forum to get enveryone's focus, pretty clever uih? ok it's not :'( ]
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Hi everyone! This is my 1st news : enjoy!

You know, i've been playing "Borderlands" for a while, i found it was a good game and i had fun on it.. until i was disgusted by the nasty porno scene that was presented to me when i met Rakk Hive : one of the bosses of the game.

The Rakk Hive some weird irradiated horse with a strange head who lives in the underground that weird irradiated beards (the rakks) are using as a nest (he got holes in his back).. His head, that's what almost made me wanna puke.

To be the most clear as i can : the Rakk Hive's head is just like a freaking 95 years old nasty cunt.
Seriously, i can even make you the right anatomy of the women's vagina with a picture of his head! (cf picture)
Moreover, he just keep spiting (or ejaculating idk) some dirty green spittle (or semence as you want) on you witch makes you loose hp!
The studio that made Borderlands seems to be full of retarded sexual adicts with weird fantasm xD

No seriously guys, i think Borderlands is a real good game and you should try it if you haven't yet :)
Now tell me, you Bordelands players : Did you had the same feelings about Rakk Hive's head when you met him for the 1st time??

Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:25 PM

Have you even fought the last boss yet?


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:27 PM

*coughs*


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:28 PM

At 6/4/10 05:25 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: Have you even fought the last boss yet?

No lol i just beated him then i went back on Battlefield : Bad Compagny 2 xD

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:41 PM

At 6/4/10 05:27 PM, rorypearce94 wrote: *coughs*

uhhh.... What does that mean?

Why is it so bad that he posted it on his userpage too?


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:48 PM

At 6/4/10 05:41 PM, xenonmonkey wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:27 PM, rorypearce94 wrote: *coughs*
uhhh.... What does that mean?

Why is it so bad that he posted it on his userpage too?

Doy I dunnolo, wha iz a bordalands?


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 05:51 PM

Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:00 PM

At 6/4/10 05:51 PM, exzeta wrote: Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.

Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:02 PM

At 6/4/10 06:00 PM, LazyMe wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:51 PM, exzeta wrote: Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.
Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz

Your'e annoying


Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:03 PM

At 6/4/10 06:02 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:
Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz
Your'e annoying

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:04 PM

Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

roflmfao

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:05 PM

Borderlands is the retarted red headed step child of Diablo 2.


America. Ghettos. Walmart. NFL. Internet. Slavery. Starbucks. Disney World. Porno. Fake tits. Sushi. Taco Bell. Rodeo. Christmas. Pop-Eye. Books. Sportsmanship. Fuck yeah.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:07 PM

At 6/4/10 06:02 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:
At 6/4/10 06:00 PM, LazyMe wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:51 PM, exzeta wrote: Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.
Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz
Your'e annoying

Hadoken!

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:10 PM

At 6/4/10 06:08 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: [This has been posted on my frontpage but as i'm new, nobody cared of it xD]
[So i use the forum to get enveryone's focus, pretty clever uih? ok it's not :'( ]
[You can also check my art submissions if you have nothing better to do lollz]
Go away.

I concur. Go choke on a croissant.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:10 PM

I'm sure everyone in the VG forum cares more than we do.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:11 PM

there's no way this can end well now.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:12 PM

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I fucking love ham.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:13 PM

At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.
I fucking love ham.

I believe in France it is called " Le Ham".

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:19 PM

At 6/4/10 06:13 PM, Diddy wrote:
At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.
I fucking love ham.
I believe in France it is called " Le Ham".

LE BAGUETTE.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:24 PM

Nice find. I will forgive your bad english for this.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:29 PM

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

You're a Frenchie? I'm so sorry....

Oh and you're annoying
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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:31 PM

Where did anus hided?


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:33 PM

At 6/4/10 06:11 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: there's no way this can end well now.

what do you have in mind?


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 06:36 PM

At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.
I fucking love ham.

I fucking love cheese.


Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 07:24 PM

well this is an utterly pointless thread


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 07:31 PM

At 6/4/10 06:13 PM, Diddy wrote:
At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.
I fucking love ham.
I believe in France it is called " Le Ham".

I think its Jambon actually.


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 07:54 PM

At 6/4/10 06:05 PM, mooguy wrote: Borderlands is the retarted red headed step child of Diablo 2.

Yes. This.


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 08:01 PM

I also think that Vortigaunts from the Half Life Universe have goatse on their faces.
*sigh*


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Response to Nasty porn in Borderlands?! Jun. 4th, 2010 @ 08:16 PM

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote:
The studio that made Borderlands seems to be full of retarded sexual adicts with weird fantasm xD

No YOU are the retarded sex addict


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