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tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:30:17 Reply

im always looking for more jokes
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give me your best im not sensitive.

three men are selected from the army
they bring them into a room with three doors.
"we have your wives in these rooms, heres a gun, go kill them".
the firs guy walks away
the second guy grabs the gun, but comes out a few minutes later, crying.
the third guy calls the others pussys and goes in. a gun shot goes off...the rest of the rounds go off. theres a loud noise.the guy comes out three minutes later, covered in blood and sweat..
"jesus h christ", one of the army seargents yell," what happened.?
"this gun you gave me was loaded with blanks, i had to beat her to death with it."


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:32:45 Reply

Heres a joke:
Apple.
Obama.

NYCK NYCK NYCK

You just lost the game
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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:35:39 Reply

tell a real joke...your dead on with the obama thing


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:37:50 Reply

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears.

Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci."


Good Threads: 1 2 3 4 5
I can't see shit

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:38:56 Reply

what sound does a italian flat tire make ?

Diego wop wop wop wop wop

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:40:42 Reply

At 6/4/10 12:38 AM, DjPlayboi wrote: what sound does a italian flat tire make ?

Diego wop wop wop wop wop

The fuck?


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:48:07 Reply

a guy goes to his doctor... his doctor says i have bad news and worse news?
the guy asked for the bad new first.
his doctor ells him that he has 24 hours to live
the guy hyserically says, well whats the worse news
i forgot to call you yester day


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:50:21 Reply

A cop told me this joke.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and stoned driver?

A drunk driver blows a stop sign, and a stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:50:44 Reply

Your mother was a good joke.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:54:30 Reply

At 6/4/10 12:38 AM, DjPlayboi wrote: what sound does a italian flat tire make ?

Diego wop wop wop wop wop

This joke beat the other ones.

Also; overdone topic. Seriously, put it in a news post.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 00:56:14 Reply

At 6/4/10 12:38 AM, DjPlayboi wrote: what sound does a italian flat tire make ?

Diego wop wop wop wop wop

What sound does shit make when you throw it against a wall?

Wop.

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 01:03:59 Reply

Here's a joke.

Hey Abe Lincoln! Want to hear how the rest of that play went?

Abe: How did it go?

It sucked!

Here's another one.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Twin Towers!

Twin Towers who?

Ha ha ha. It's not there anymore.

LOL WUT?


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 01:09:20 Reply

Hmm, I got a few.

What's long, black, dirty and smells terrible? The wellfare line. (ZING!)

Next one. What's a black kid getting for Christmas....your bike. (ZING!)

Hmm, okay, so there are three guys in a plane, one white, on black, and one's a gay terrorist. Now keep in mind that while I'm telling you this, the white guy is telling the story to his friend. Now first the gay dude kicks the black guy out because that's how they are. Next, the gay looks at him and says, "I have only one parachute. I will give you two choices. First, make love to me and get the parachute, or jump out. Now, after the end, the white guy's friend asks. "Did you jump?" The guy looks at him and says, "Yeah, a little at first." (ZING!)


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 10:46:33 Reply

At 6/4/10 01:09 AM, Zakkles wrote: Hmm, I got a few.

What's long, black, dirty and smells terrible? The wellfare line. (ZING!)

Next one. What's a black kid getting for Christmas....your bike. (ZING!)

Hmm, okay, so there are three guys in a plane, one white, on black, and one's a gay terrorist. Now keep in mind that while I'm telling you this, the white guy is telling the story to his friend. Now first the gay dude kicks the black guy out because that's how they are. Next, the gay looks at him and says, "I have only one parachute. I will give you two choices. First, make love to me and get the parachute, or jump out. Now, after the end, the white guy's friend asks. "Did you jump?" The guy looks at him and says, "Yeah, a little at first." (ZING!)

why are black guy getting stronger tvs are getting bigger
why are black guys so fast, ....all the slow ones are in jail
why dosnt mexico have an olympic team? anyone who can run,jump,or swim is already in america.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:13:28 Reply

First: joke threads are not allowed.
Second: we are not here to entertain you. Go find a joke website.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:16:24 Reply

At 6/4/10 11:13 AM, dx5231 wrote: First: joke threads are not allowed.
Second: we are not here to entertain you. Go find a joke website.

I got a good one for you. Why did the newgrounder suck balls?

Because he backseat modded so much.


I like waffles

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:18:54 Reply

At 6/4/10 11:16 AM, Killinkyle wrote:
At 6/4/10 11:13 AM, dx5231 wrote: First: joke threads are not allowed.
Second: we are not here to entertain you. Go find a joke website.
I got a good one for you. Why did the newgrounder suck balls?

Because he backseat modded so much.

That is not backseat modding. I just don't like people asking us to entertain them, while there are million of websites/games out there that can do that better than us.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:19:58 Reply

At 6/4/10 11:18 AM, dx5231 wrote:
At 6/4/10 11:16 AM, Killinkyle wrote:
At 6/4/10 11:13 AM, dx5231 wrote: First: joke threads are not allowed.
Second: we are not here to entertain you. Go find a joke website.
I got a good one for you. Why did the newgrounder suck balls?

Because he backseat modded so much.
That is not backseat modding. I just don't like people asking us to entertain them, while there are million of websites/games out there that can do that better than us.

Heres another one for you. Why did the newgrounder still suck balls.

He liked to ruin peoples fun.


I like waffles

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:24:19 Reply

What do you call a black baseball pitcher?

Spherechucker.

No idea, thought it up on the spot.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:37:42 Reply

what goes down but never comes up
your girlfriend...on me!

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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:40:12 Reply

At 6/4/10 11:19 AM, Killinkyle wrote: Heres another one for you. Why did the newgrounder still suck balls.

He liked to ruin peoples fun.

Here's one for you:
I don't give a fuck. I'm not ruining anyone's fun.


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:41:45 Reply

At 6/4/10 11:40 AM, dx5231 wrote:
At 6/4/10 11:19 AM, Killinkyle wrote:
Here's one for you:
I don't give a fuck. I'm not ruining anyone's fun.

I think it's pretty damn obvious that you're ruining his fun/


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 11:47:51 Reply

At 6/4/10 11:40 AM, dx5231 wrote:
At 6/4/10 11:19 AM, Killinkyle wrote: Heres another one for you. Why did the newgrounder still suck balls.

He liked to ruin peoples fun.
Here's one for you:
I don't give a fuck. I'm not ruining anyone's fun.

I got another good one. Why does the newgrounder still suck balls?

He cant come up with any good comebacks.

*sizzle*


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 13:06:25 Reply

A man went to his local psychologist, saying he had a problem...

Man: "I have this problem when I go to sleep at night. When I approach my bed, I think there's a monster under the bed, so I quickly look down, and find nothing. While I'm looking down, I suddenly think that there's a monster on top of the bed, so I look up. I see nothing on top of the bed, and then I think there's a monster under the bed so I look down. I keep doing this for hours until I get so tired I hit my head on the bed while looking to see if there are any monsters and fall unconscious. What can I do to fix my problem?"

Psychologist: "I see what you mean. To overcome your fear, you must come and see me every Wednesday at 2:00 for 2 months. This will cost you exactly $150 a week."

Man: "$150? Never mind!"

And so the man walks out. Weeks pass, and the psychologist and the man meet each other in the street. The psychologist asks: "Have you reconsidered the deal?", and the man answers: "Pft, no way. A bartender told me how I can fix my problem for free. He just told me to saw the legs off the bed."


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Response to tell me a good one 2010-06-04 14:11:14 Reply

Go here. NOW!.


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