Oil Spill Solutions

[Comrade]

Okay yalls, so the BP oil spill has been going on for more than a month, right? The world still has yet to come up with a plan on how to plug up the hole. Newgrounds, it's now up to us. How shall we stop the oil spill? I've included one idea.

[Crag]

Let the local marine life absorb it.

[tuckerton296]

or... we set it on fire right before the hurricane season

[Yourmomsuckedme]

I sent my pubes to those that are concerned with the oil spill. Hair naturally absorbs oil. No need to think of me as a hero, I'm just doing what every decent human should do; contributing what you can.

I did my part.

[Thewests]

GENIUS!!!

From now on i think we should consult cartoons to fix future disasters.
Because at least they know what their doing.

[Drake]

Watch embedded video for a good solution.

[thenewbies]

Use the BP executive's button dick to plug it up.

[To-Kash]

yes, i agree, burning it would result in a flaming fire hurricand of incenerational power!

[DumbassDude]

Just hose it off, dummy.

[Herospirit]

Sponges.
SO MANY FUCKING SPONGES.

[STEM]

At 6/3/10 10:50 PM, thenewbies wrote: Use the BP executive's button dick to plug it up.

at 6000PSI, I think the leak would blow his button dick clear with the rest of his pelvis

[Tony-DarkGrave]

who the fuck cares. just set that bitch on fire and burn it out.

[Gerbil]

At 6/3/10 11:28 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: who the fuck cares. just set that bitch on fire and burn it out.

Ya, cuz we need more pollution right now.

[fuzzum111]

We should let the hurricanes, suck up the oil turning it into a oilcane.

We then light it on fire, and send it to our enemy's lands, and watch the insanity ensue.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

At 6/3/10 11:31 PM, SuperGerbal wrote:

At 6/3/10 11:28 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: who the fuck cares. just set that bitch on fire and burn it out.

Ya, cuz we need more pollution right now.

well its not gonna get any better now they already predict it could possibly go over the Atlantic. why not just burn it out and contain it instead of letting it spread?

[MrPercie]

At 6/3/10 11:31 PM, SuperGerbal wrote:

At 6/3/10 11:28 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: who the fuck cares. just set that bitch on fire and burn it out.

Ya, cuz we need more pollution right now.

whats the difference between setting the bitch on fire right now or disrupting it to cars to pollute?

[Tony-DarkGrave]

its better to burn it out while its contained before it spreads over the atlantic the lesser of two evils.

[MrPercie]

why dont we get a GIANT Vaccum and we suck it all in?

[EclecticEnnui]

I think we should get Daniel Plainview in! Whaddya say, Daniel?

[Tony-DarkGrave]

At 6/3/10 11:45 PM, MrPercie wrote: why dont we get a GIANT Vaccum and we suck it all in?

if we sucked it all up then we would have to decide if we have to spit or swallow...

just burn it.

[LocoJoe]

Get this guy's fat ass to sit on it. I'm not offending him we were playing MW2 and he came up with the joke.

[Gateau]

It will settle in the marine life's ecosystem, and they will grow stronger... They will evolve into better, more capable creatures and eliminate the human race.

[Gerbil]

At 6/3/10 11:36 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 6/3/10 11:31 PM, SuperGerbal wrote:

At 6/3/10 11:28 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: who the fuck cares. just set that bitch on fire and burn it out.

Ya, cuz we need more pollution right now.

whats the difference between setting the bitch on fire right now or disrupting it to cars to pollute?

Fire spreads if it finds more fuel inland or on cute little animals, cars only put out what they take in.

There really is no easy fix to this.

[fuzzum111]

I accidentally the whole ocean

[Comrade]

The first storm that blows through there is gonna suck all the oil up. Then, the first bolt of lightning is going to ignite the oil and create a FIRECANE

[darkblackman]

Proof, best solution is hay.

[KingOfBBQ]

At 6/3/10 10:42 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: I sent my pubes to those that are concerned with the oil spill. Hair naturally absorbs oil. No need to think of me as a hero, I'm just doing what every decent human should do; contributing what you can.

I did my part.

Brilliant! Instead of suffocating marine life with gasoline, lets do it with pubic hair! IT'S FUCKING FOOL-PROOF!

[Domo]

fellas Ive got the answer

[AtomicD00M]

At 6/3/10 10:54 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Just hose it off, dummy.

For your health!

[cast]

Nuke it.