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Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:37 PM Reply

I conducted a survey today, consisting of 100 males and 100 females. Studies show that not one of the females used pregnancy pain as a reason to not want to have another child, and not one man said they would have a kid, in sacrifice of me giving them "a roundhouse kick in the balls".

Furthermore, when women are pregnant some have said, sure I'll have another child. But I have never once met a male who would be willingly kicked in the balls.

Conclusion : See thread title.

Discuss.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:38 PM Reply

LMAO IDIOT


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:38 PM Reply

Getting kicked in the balls should be illegal.

it hurts so much.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:40 PM Reply

Search around for videos of men being kicked in the balls and you will find there are men that enjoy being kicked in the balls.

Woman also are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance than men.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:42 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:38 PM, wtfyourface wrote: LMAO IDIOT

I remember having another thread about this which determined that my shit was as big of a pain as pregnancy pain, considering to the male it is an unfalsifiable pain. If I do recall somebody said being pregnant is worse than being shot 7 times in the stomach, stabbed, and torn limb from limb.

You can only take my word for it, in the exact same respects, that my megamonster shit was much worse than that.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:43 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:40 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Search around for videos of men being kicked in the balls and you will find there are men that enjoy being kicked in the balls.

Woman also are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance than men.

Yes and if you search around the Redcar Lights District you will also find women who enjoy getting knocked up!

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:44 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:40 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Search around for videos of men being kicked in the balls and you will find there are men that orgasm from being kicked in the balls.

Woman also are supposed to have a higher pleasure tolerance than men.

I'm sorry I just can't resist!
It's like cancer!

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:45 PM Reply

Lassies, grow some hair and shit that fetus out.

And then crush its head with your thighs.

Most metallic thing ever.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:46 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:38 PM, wtfyourface wrote: LMAO IDIOT

I must add to this, people say that labor pains/childbirth is nearly equivlant as to passing a kidney stone. I just passed a kidney stone two days ago, it's the worst pain to ever experience... and just from that experience I've concluded there's no way a baby beluga will ever come out of me. No way, no how.

Passing a kidney stone can make a grown man cry, now only imagine a man pushing out a baby lol... yeah might as well just have the women do it.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:47 PM Reply



You can only take my word for it, in the exact same respects, that my megamonster shit was much worse than that.

you photographed that didnt you?


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:47 PM Reply

Yes I totally agree its overrated.

I mean really a womans' pelvic bones slowly dislocating and moving over a 13-72 hour period depending on the woman, your abdominal muscles contracting with such force that you can't walk, pushing a 6-12 pound 19-22 inch long body out of a hole that has to STRETCH to accommodate it and still probably rip flesh. The baby pushing against your colon and rectum.

Yep....its nothing compared to getting kicked in the sac. So you push out a whole watermelon out your anus then say pregnancy pain is overrated.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:52 PM Reply

yeah man, this survey was obviously 100% objective.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:52 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:47 PM, admirernotcreator wrote:


You can only take my word for it, in the exact same respects, that my megamonster shit was much worse than that.
you photographed that didnt you?

My tears blot out the sun.

Besides, out of interest I hopped skipped and jumped my way onto Google to search and see if any women actually enjoyed pregnancy pain (or one of those women who get fetish for pain in general), and found this awesome site called Newgrounds.com, full of all these smart cookies who are willing to discuss in an educated manner the perspectives that men and women simply cannot share.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 01:56 PM Reply

you do know the equivelent to giving birth is stretching a dudes scrotum to his head.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 02:00 PM Reply


Besides, out of interest I hopped skipped and jumped my way onto Google to search and see if any women actually enjoyed pregnancy pain (or one of those women who get fetish for pain in general), and found this awesome site called Newgrounds.com, full of all these smart cookies who are willing to discuss in an educated manner the perspectives that men and women simply cannot share.

shit


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 02:00 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:40 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Search around for videos of men being kicked in the balls and you will find there are men that enjoy being kicked in the balls.

Woman also are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance than men.

Not really. There was a study that showed that men, in general have a higher pain tolerance, due to the testosterone. During childbirth, the woman's body is filled with painkillers, however, if that was what you are getting at.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 02:10 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:56 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: you do know the equivelent to giving birth is stretching a dudes scrotum to his head.

But that's the thing. Can we prove it if a man has no experience of giving birth, and a woman has no experience of a stretchy scrotum? It appears an unfalsifiable claim, and an arrogant one, because every-time I suggest this it always appears to be justified by people raging at me, and nothing more. Often at some point someone will suggest 'it is the worst of all possible pains'.

Heh. Human centipede gives birth.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 02:46 PM Reply

They also say that is the "WORST PAIN EVER"

Can you imagine how does it feel to be burned alive?

What about getting shot on the feet............9 times?

Or your hand gets stuck......... on a meat grinder?

7:00 am of the morning, somebody tells you that your loved ones died on a car crash...

That's what i call real and sad pain

I know that giving birth is a really complicated and painful process for the mother , but in the end , was it worth it? A new human being was born onto this planet , you will watch him grow , you will be with him in the good times and the bad times , You will support him with his goals , etc.
I think passing through that process is worth it.

I agree that pregnancy pain could be one of the most painful and NATURAL process of a human being

But the most painful thing ?

Pain does not always have to be physical


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 02:51 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:40 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Search around for videos of men being kicked in the balls and you will find there are men that enjoy being kicked in the balls.

Woman also are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance than men.

Really? I thought it was just the opposite.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 03:04 PM Reply

Yeah, something I never have or will be able to experience can't be that bad, right guys?

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 03:05 PM Reply

I remember this one time Wade took a joke for what it was

jk never happened


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 03:18 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 02:46 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: They also say that is the "WORST PAIN EVER"

Can you imagine how does it feel to be burned alive?

What about getting shot on the feet............9 times?

HOW ABOUT TAKING A SHIT THE SIZE OF A HOT AIR BALLOON?!


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 03:35 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:42 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
At 6/3/10 01:38 PM, wtfyourface wrote: LMAO IDIOT

. If I do recall somebody said being pregnant is worse than being shot 7 times in the stomach, stabbed, and torn limb from limb.

How would they know? were they shot 7 times and stabbed from limb to limb. I don't think so.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 03:40 PM Reply

Fuck all of you, read #4.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 03:41 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:40 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Woman also are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance than men.

Only when they are pregnant.

Otherwise,

They feel pain a lot more than men do.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:01 PM Reply

pregnancy and pain isn't just when the baby is being born.

it happens when there's joint pain in your knees, lower back pain, shoulder pain, breast tenderness, hip pain, muscle aches, swollen feet, (possible) gestational diabetes, bloodwork, forceps, episiotomy, hemorrhoids, vericose veins, babies kicking inner organs, shortness of breath, nerve pinches, the list goes on.

i don't think you get any of that when you get punched in the balls, and it doesn't last about 5-7 months, either.

however, i do sympathize with those who have been kicked in the balls.


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:03 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:46 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Passing a kidney stone can make a grown man cry, now only imagine a man pushing out a baby lol... yeah might as well just have the women do it.

You're forgetting that your dick isn't supposed to have things coming out of it.

Vaginas are designed to do this sort of thing. It's their job.

They get paid.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:20 PM Reply

Women complain too much.

Male doctors invented that thing where they inject them with drugs so they don't feel a fucking thing whilst giving birth, but they still fucking complain.

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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:23 PM Reply

your idea and hypothesis is completely and utterly valid. good sciencing there m8


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Response to Pregnancy Pain is overrated. Jun. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:25 PM Reply

At 6/3/10 01:40 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Woman also are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance than men.

That's only because women say they endure child birth.


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