metal band in need of a name

[fatter]

Some friends and i are starting a metal band, with influence form bands like Metallica, Annihilator and Pantrea and we need help thinking of a good name. The only two that we thought were all right are Brutal head-ache and DEF-CON 1, So any way anyone got any thoughts or ideas of some good names would be very appreciated. Thank you

[Slingshot]

Schwermetall

It's German for Heavy Metal and we all know German is the most hardocre language ever.

[MrHero17]

Cock-Piercing

::Because cock piercings are often metal bands

[ToddM]

Just call the band Metal.

[formulario]

Something really angry and atheist like:

Angry Jesus
Metal Cock
Killing Chainsaw Tit Fuck

[NeverHundred]

At 6/2/10 10:43 PM, fatter wrote: DEF-CON 1

Are you sure that's a good idea? Actually I kind of like Pop Will Eat Itself.

Call your band, AAAARRRGH!!!!

[fatter]

didnt know there was a band called defcon1 already thanks for the info

[Slain]

*Insert name here* and the Thunder Cunts?

[Impornant]

It should be named Fatter.

[Ryanson]

Name yourselves "Mwahaha."

Because, like metal music, it's evil (an evil laugh). Prove you have a sense of humor.

[Marano]

Angry Faic?

[TheThinWhale]

Children Death Rodeo

I came up with that in about 30 seconds

[Papo]

Penis Decapitation.

[RacistBassist]

Have the name be Cliche.

Then just play how all metal bands play:

Bass that is so low humans can't hear it
Random drum banging
Same power chords
A solo that is random tapping
GROWLING ABOUT DEATH DRAGONS DRUGS DRINKING AND DESTRUCTION

[Arsonist50]

I feel sorry for your listeners. Your influences aren't metal.

Why don't you click random article on wikipedia and see what takes your fancy ?

[RacistBassist]

Make sure to label yourself as:

Post anarcho technical progressive modern viking death Brit speed metal.

[killaforreala]

The crew of extremely horny gentlemen?

[Gobblemeister]

Wednesday's Dead Body

[NeverHundred]

At 6/2/10 11:37 PM, Marano wrote: Angry Faic?

while playing the angry baic.

[MasterOfAssassins]

BulletProof Tigers!

[DO-A-BARREL-ROLL]

Barn Animals in a Blender

do it

[6r0undZ3r0]

Just keep hitting the random article button on Wikipedia until something good pops up.

[MonkeyV]

Metal Detector
Mettallington and the Mettallingtons
Petal to the Metal

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Anal Blasters. Ball Busters. Cock Scrubbers. Dead Lizzie. ThOse Fucking Kids. HumpCats. Jackass bitches. Mother Britches. Nerf herders. Hur Dur. Pussy whippers. Shit Tinglers. Tits Tango. White rubbish.

Give any of them a try. Just a thought.

Your welcome.

[Aigis]

I say go for something quirky.

I'm going to suggest One Hand One Bounce.

[Eclipse]

Scars of Days.

[Qonquerer]

Janitors of Valhalla.

If you know anything about Valhalla, then it's epic.

[RacistBassist]

Oh, how about:

"We promise we don't sound like the 1000s of other metal bands ran by teenagers with no skill or writing talent out there"

[TehPoptartKid]

Shit Sandwich, Turd Sandwich, Giant Douche, etc...

[RacistBassist]

Ooh, another one:

Distorted power chords with generic tapping solos over bass you can't hear, someone growling gibberish, and that guy down the street banging on my drum kit