Fuck.

[sharpiemaster]

So i decided to skip school today because i didn't feel like going through the daily bullshit at schooland because i woke up late today. About 5 minutes ago my Italian teacher calls my house, and i let the answering machine pick up. She left a message asking someone to call her back and that she'll try my moms cell phone. So NG, what should i do? I was thinking of leaving the house and coming back around the time my mom gets home and acting like i went to school, but i dont think that'll cut it.

[CharltonChinchilla]

You're such a badass how you be so cool?

[whatty]

At 6/1/10 11:24 AM, sharpiemaster wrote: skip school because bullshit schooland because WHAT SHOULD i DO? i dont think

You sure don't

[stieDchienne]

tell her that you had a you had an ache in your belly.

[Ragnarokia]

Simply state you didn't feel like going in today, whats anyone going to do about it? Would they prefer you to go in and be pissed off all day just to suit them?

[SirFinland]

Just tell her you're a dumb fucking idiot who skipped school and tried to get away with it. AKA the truth.

[HighWay]

Just come clean with your mom and face the music.

[iateamexican]

Wade demands it!

Hes online, so you'd better keep your bitch mouth shut.

[Ragnarokia]

At 6/1/10 11:30 AM, iateamexican wrote: Wade demands it!

I thought you meant Wade demmands school kids.

[Steff]

Just say you felt really bad and you threw up.

[sharpiemaster]

At 6/1/10 11:34 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Just say you felt really bad and you threw up.

I did think of doing that, but then she'll ask why i didnt call her and ask to stay home.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Send her a pizza.

[physicpebble]

Not skip school you fucking idiot?

[OzBlox]

At 6/1/10 11:43 AM, physicpebble wrote: Not skip school you fucking idiot?

Bam, right there.

[nOkus]

LOL you got caught! Mommy's gonna be angreh!

[sharpiemaster]

At 6/1/10 11:45 AM, nOkus wrote: LOL you got caught! Mommy's gonna be angreh!

Indeed. I can already feel the onslaught of slaps and shoes being thrown at me.

[Lorkas]

Haha oh boy that sure brings back memories...From last week.

Anyways just say you threw up and felt like crap all day.

You didn't call her because you fell asleep/your phone wasn't working.

But NEVER, NEVER tell the truth.

[DumbassDude]

Fess up and promise to catch up after school or something.

you don't have to keep the promise, just let her think you feel bad and actually give a shit.

Hope you didn't delete that message, or it looks like you were trying to hide it.

AND, if all else fails and you panic as she comes in, just hope to christ she didn't answer her 'cell phone'.

[PeterM]

Tell the truth.

Why do schools always make such a big fucking deal of these things, it's not like it's harming anyone, yet it's still fucking illegal and stupid.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

tell them you were sick and you slept in because of it tell that to your parents if she does call your parents number.

[ThR]

Wait... What? Why did you teacher call? Aren't you just suposed to like, tell why you didn't go to school the next day?

[RPGCrazyCritic]

Should have just answered, you were having a rough time and (PROBABLY *wink wink*) feel as if you were sick.

[ThR]

Your teacher*. Sorry about that.

Also:

At 6/1/10 11:36 AM, sharpiemaster wrote:

At 6/1/10 11:34 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Just say you felt really bad and you threw up.

I did think of doing that, but then she'll ask why i didnt call her and ask to stay home.

Say you couldn't reach her cell phone.

[NerdLiife]

At 6/1/10 11:24 AM, sharpiemaster wrote: So i decided to skip school today

Whoa, i did too

[Megafones]

Just go back to your bed and act sick. If you try these things and fuck it up then it's all the more funny when you get found out. It's not hard to bunk a day off school. Try and keep it to once a term if you can though.

[Kane1993x]

How old are you?

[Jercurpac]

Holy shit, my actions can potentially have negative consequences? Who'da thunk it?

[Cootie]

Teachers at your school care too much. I only skipped once and I didn't get caught until months later when my mom found my forged note. She really didn't care that much.

[blue-ice-cube]

Block her number!

[tox]

if u are aware of the movie casino royal and how he makes him self throw up.. eat a cot of carrots, corn peas and soup .. then when ur mom gets home go into the bathroom with a drink of water, that is heavily dosed with salt... and i am talking about 4 tablespoons heaping salt with only a single cup of water.. it will be the saltiest thing you have ever tasted, but down it and a few seconds later you will puke.. but make sure that you mom either sees you puke or the sound of you throwing up.. ... the food is just proof that you threw up .. and it will also hide the mountain of salt in there..
or you could say that you had bad ass diarrhea and you destroyed the toilette more then once today.. ...
or both.. ur choice.. but she wont want proof that you had diarrhea .. and if she does.. shes the one that is sick