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If a girl talks to you, it means, she want your dick forced down her throat.

Alright, just made a facebook. 5 minutes after I did that, she requested me to be her friend and has been talking to me the past 10 minutes.

At 5/31/10 02:37 PM, CuriousDrat wrote: Mission is win, now somebody lock this thread before he posts about his rejection.

Well thats not very nice.

At 5/31/10 03:15 PM, TheAztek wrote:

At 5/31/10 02:37 PM, CuriousDrat wrote: Mission is win, now somebody lock this thread before he posts about his rejection.

Well thats not very nice.

You guys are cracking me up.

At 5/31/10 02:04 PM, TheAztek wrote: Alright, just made a facebook. 5 minutes after I did that, she requested me to be her friend and has been talking to me the past 10 minutes.

Well, it seems like you got yourself a stalker. Congrats. :-)
Now break her neck with your semen.

Maybe she was just being friendly?

she is probably some harsh munter anyway

At 5/30/10 12:34 AM, TheAztek wrote:

I was heading home in the golfcart (our city has golfcart paths around the city, its awesome),

Where the hell do you live and how do I live there?

omg a girl said hi to me dis is just liek mai japaneese aniemes!

OP sure is desperate.

YOU'RE stupid.

You shoulda toll her that shes pretty/cute and say hi.

Now tell her to meet you in real life over facebook and this time when you meet tell her that shes pretty/cute.

Then shell know you like her and its now your job to make her attracted to you. simple.

And for the record, next time a girl says HI to you it's your fucking job to tell her hi and say shes pretty/cute RIGHT away. Now she knows you like her and it's simple from there to make her be attracted to you.

yes not evry girl likes you when they say hi. heaps of chiks say hi to me and sheet

At 5/31/10 08:39 PM, king-mario121 wrote: yes not evry girl likes you when they say hi. heaps of chiks say hi to me and sheet

No one needs your negativeness.

Anyone reading this topic read the last few posts (that I made).

Well shes been contacting me right when she logs in and starting conversations, but then it just stopped and she didnt talk at all. All the last conversations ive had to start, and the last few times she was on Id just not contact her, waiting for her to send a message... all the conversations were fine though. What the fuck happened?

OP offended, scared or grossed the girl out.

Congrats, OP! You fucked the big one!

Also, I make excellent nooses.

At 6/2/10 08:21 PM, igott wrote: OP offended, scared or grossed the girl out.

Congrats, OP! You fucked the big one!

Also, I make excellent nooses.

No, all the conversations have been normal and fine.

At 6/2/10 08:25 PM, TheAztek wrote:

At 6/2/10 08:21 PM, igott wrote: OP offended, scared or grossed the girl out.

Congrats, OP! You fucked the big one!

Also, I make excellent nooses.

No, all the conversations have been normal and fine.

Well, the offer's still up if you need a noose.

Maybe she ran out of things to talk about, or is busy talking to some one else, or otherwise busy, or isn't paying attention to facebook the last few times? OF course, you haven't been listening to reasonable suggestions in the thread, except ones you were already going to do.

SHE MUST HATE YOU NOW LOL.

f your life more like f MY life.

At 5/30/10 12:43 AM, TheAztek wrote:

Schools out, no way to get her info besides facebook. Im not going to seem desperate by going on facebook, Im going to wait for school to start again, and hopefully homerooms are going to be based on last name. If not, well then that just sucks.

Or you could look up her number.

At 6/2/10 08:55 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

At 5/30/10 12:43 AM, TheAztek wrote:

Schools out, no way to get her info besides facebook. Im not going to seem desperate by going on facebook, Im going to wait for school to start again, and hopefully homerooms are going to be based on last name. If not, well then that just sucks.

Or you could look up her number.

Ive got her number - Im just not going to call it til she "gives" it to me. Its in her facebook. Read my last posts in the topic.

Im going to take my friends advice and just wait it out and not seem desperate. Its early afterall...