Penos The Hydra Monster!!!

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

Hi, I'm Penos The Hydra Monster! I like long flights in the fields outside my castle, throwing up, and hunting sheep. This is a picture of me defending my castle from invisible enemies by throwing up on them.

[MajesticBob]

At 5/28/10 10:33 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote: Hi, I'm Penos The Hydra Monster! I like long flights in the fields outside my castle, throwing up, and hunting sheep. This is a picture of me defending my castle from invisible enemies by throwing up on them.

That is both horrifying and oddly humerous at the same time. I'm at a loss for words.

[Zombie-Eskimo]

Why does this creature look so familiar????

[Luxembourg]

I really should have expected that before I clicked the thread name.
I, too, am at a loss for words, though it'd be better with a real background rather than a photo.

[Lintire]

Rape some Penicorns for us, bub.

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

At 5/28/10 10:35 PM, MajesticBob wrote: That is both horrifying and oddly humerous at the same time. I'm at a loss for words.

If you think that is horrifying you should see me hunt! I'm a fearsome warrior.

Still, whoever said two heads are better than one never tried feeding two of them.

[Kinsei]

At 5/28/10 11:12 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote: Still, whoever said two heads are better than one never tried feeding two of them.

well this is not what I expected when you threw hunting sheep in to the mix...
Btut so far the art is solid. I do wish for more hand drawn backgrounds, but perhaps this can work with this style

[Lintire]

Is there going to be any rape in this thread or not?
You've got a double penis head and all you can think of is nutritious supplements to your dietry intake?

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

At 5/28/10 11:24 PM, Lintire wrote: Is there going to be any rape in this thread or not?
You've got a double penis head and all you can think of is nutritious supplements to your dietry intake?

You want something more exotic? I'm a bit of a homebody really. But I did go on vacation to Hawaii last summer. I started to get sunburned because for some reason nobody was willing to rub lotion on my necks. Luckily I ran into Luis, who was more that happy to give me a hand....

[bigjonny13]

This is brilliant. I really like the character.
It's simple, but it's powerful.
More please.

[Zyphonee]

Oh dear God...

[Lintire]

Beautiful, really. Luis must have got his work cut out for him.

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

At 5/29/10 01:25 AM, Zyphonee wrote: Oh dear God...

I'm not god. I'm Penos.

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

At 5/29/10 12:06 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote:

At 5/29/10 01:25 AM, Zyphonee wrote: Oh dear God...

I'm not god. I'm Penos.

It's aliiiive!!!

[Sockembop]

At 5/29/10 12:23 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: This is brilliant. I really like the character.
It's simple, but it's powerful.
More please.

You said you had never rode before, but it was as if you had been doing it for years. We had a great time.

[Sockembop]

At 5/29/10 06:08 PM, Sockembop wrote: You said you had never rode before, but it was as if you had been doing it for years. We had a great time.

And my cover is blown...

[J-qb]

At 5/29/10 06:11 PM, Sockembop wrote:

At 5/29/10 06:08 PM, Sockembop wrote: You said you had never rode before, but it was as if you had been doing it for years. We had a great time.

And my cover is blown...

brilliant way to come out of the closet.
I this thread has made me love you even more, and the way you blew your cover only strengthens that.
Thanks!

[Sockembop]

At 5/29/10 06:43 PM, J-qb wrote: brilliant way to come out of the closet.
I this thread has made me love you even more, and the way you blew your cover only strengthens that.
Thanks!

Yeah, but it totally ruined all my plans for the weekend...

[J-qb]

At 5/29/10 06:52 PM, Sockembop wrote:

At 5/29/10 06:43 PM, J-qb wrote: brilliant way to come out of the closet.
I this thread has made me love you even more, and the way you blew your cover only strengthens that.
Thanks!

Yeah, but it totally ruined all my plans for the weekend...

it doesnt have to stop here, the account isnt destroyed you know...

[Sockembop]

At 5/29/10 06:58 PM, J-qb wrote: it doesnt have to stop here, the account isnt destroyed you know...

Yes, but I have terrible news... Our poor friend Penos has suffered a terrible fate. He was attacked by Furbys... With light sabers... On steroids... Damn you Furby!!! DAMN YOOOOU!!!

[bigjonny13]

At 5/29/10 06:08 PM, Sockembop wrote: You said you had never rode before, but it was as if you had been doing it for years. We had a great time.

Ah, it was a magical journey.

At 5/29/10 07:10 PM, Sockembop wrote: Yes, but I have terrible news... Our poor friend Penos has suffered a terrible fate. He was attacked by Furbys... With light sabers... On steroids... Damn you Furby!!! DAMN YOOOOU!!!

NOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!
Now who will I ride with/on into battle =(

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

At 5/29/10 07:39 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: NOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!
Now who will I ride with/on into battle =(

I dunno buddy, but please don't cry... We'll figure something out. Let's think about it over a game of chess. I always think better during chess.

[bigjonny13]

At 5/29/10 08:21 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote: I dunno buddy, but please don't cry... We'll figure something out. Let's think about it over a game of chess. I always think better during chess.

Knight to E4

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

At 5/29/10 08:55 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 5/29/10 08:21 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote: I dunno buddy, but please don't cry... We'll figure something out. Let's think about it over a game of chess. I always think better during chess.

Knight to E4

Damnit!!! That's checkmate. You win... Or do you?

[bigjonny13]

At 5/29/10 09:11 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote: Damnit!!! That's checkmate. You win... Or do you?

Good thing I've watched Hercules.

[Sockembop]

At 5/30/10 01:31 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 5/29/10 09:11 PM, PenosTheHydraMonster wrote: Damnit!!! That's checkmate. You win... Or do you?

Good thing I've watched Hercules.

[Insert picture of dead penos here]

I'm tired of drawing dick dragons anyways...

[PenosTheHydraMonster]

Rock and Roll! Rock and Roll! Rock and Roll Resurrection!!!

[ornery]

New art forum mascot?

Hell fucking yes.

[Abraxa]

Oh my lard troughs! Penos seems like a pretty groovy monsterish fellow to me! I do say!!

Looks kinda like a... wait, what do you call those things again... oh yeah, right! It looks like a two-headed geoduck. Yeah, that's it... totally like a geoduck... or something... like... that...

[rendibsivad]

HAY!!! I thought I was the art forum mascot!!!!!