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At 5/28/10 11:37 AM, SirWolfy wrote: GO. AWAY.

But I can't. I come standard on all computers using Windows.

At 5/28/10 11:40 AM, InternetExplorer8 wrote:

At 5/28/10 11:37 AM, SirWolfy wrote: GO. AWAY.

But I can't. I come standard on all computers using Windows.

No. You don't.

You seem attached to your idea that you are, in fact, a web browser. You are a person, with several alts who conveniently show up at the same time, in the same thread. You are not an Internet browser - what you are doing here is not funny. It has never been funny, it is standard and generic (like IE in that respect. DISS!) that's it. Stop thinking you are clever for having basic knowledge of browsers and implementing it into your idea of humour and LEAVE.

Oh, looks like I don't have IE on my desktop.

Maybe because IE is inferior to all of them...

Super angry face = no-one taking you seriously

Is this guy serious? Thats about all I can muster up for this one.

Either way I still like Google Chrome because it relieves my stress for some reason. There aren't so many toolbars, the shapes and colours are relaxing and it's just simple and clean to use for some reason.

i use chrome and it works fine. wy complaining?

At 5/28/10 12:28 PM, bassoon wrote:

At 5/28/10 11:37 AM, SirWolfy wrote: No, you don't understand - you are not funny. You have never been funny.

it's funny because he's funnier than you'll ever be

O RLY? Well, listen to this list of Chuck Norris jokes I found on a blog post dated 2005!

Does anyone use Avant?
Lol

At 5/28/10 07:40 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote: To all other browsers - EAT A DICK

Chrome told me to tell you ''No''.

If you're not a troll then you are the biggest retard I have ever seen.

At 5/28/10 12:52 PM, SirWolfy wrote: 2005!

This sir, is your problem. You're stuck in the past. If I might suggest something, I'd say upgrading to Chrome will be a way to make you feel better

At 5/28/10 07:40 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote:

I am ranting because I am a web developer and I HATE IT THAT I HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE ARE DUMB ASSHOLES THAT USE OTHER BROWSERS, and I have to write different fucking codes for the site/flash/whatever to work on all browsers. Some 'webmasters' don't do it (idiots) and the site looks different in every browser and is completely messed up.

To Microsoft and Mozilla (as they are the most decent browsers out there) I would love if you would unite and make ONE browser with all the features combined

To all other browsers - EAT A DICK

You rant, I rant, we all rant for SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU POOR RETARDED CODE MONKEY!!!!!! Seriously, I use Firefox because my IE explorer ran shitty on my computer. The default browser at my college is firefox.
And the big picture: Microsoft will support other browsers for all time because of the snippity monopoly lawsuit they were hit with when Internet Explorer was the best and most popular. If they switch to that again, they're assets will get split up into other subsidiaries.

In a double edged sort of rant, OPERA IS THE WORST BROWSER EVER! Don't even bother writing code for opera, everyone is so fed up after the first few minutes they don't care.

I think Chrome is pretty awesome.

You are all 13-year-olds who know nothing about web design and yet claim to be experienced web designers because you fucked around on Geocities or something for a few days before you got bored and went back to watching Barney instead.

At 5/28/10 08:36 AM, shaeke wrote: if that is true. then were all fucked lol. chrome is fast but google just sends information about you. what you like what sites you visit etc. kinda creepy.

Well yes, what do you expect from a browser designed by an advertising company? Supposedly, you can turn that shit off, but if you're too paranoid for that, Iron is basically Chrome with all the spyware code taken out.

opera looks awesome but maybe its like chrome too.

Maybe. But I don't think Opera is even open-source, so it's sort of hard to find out. (Yet another reason open-source software is better than closed-source software.)

At 5/28/10 08:58 AM, blah569 wrote: Write compliant, valid XHTML markup that renders properly in all browsers. Also, Safari and Chrome both use Webkit, created by Apple.

Bahahahaha, good luck writing nontrivial compliant code that renders properly in even two browsers. Especially if one is IE.

At 5/28/10 12:24 PM, FurryDemon wrote: Either way I still like Google Chrome because it relieves my stress for some reason. There aren't so many toolbars, the shapes and colours are relaxing and it's just simple and clean to use for some reason.

Chrome has shit design, a ridiculously nonstandard interface, and practically no functionality. If you prefer a "clean" (read: optionless) design to actually b eing able to configure the thing and do shit with it, go trade in your computer for a Mac. Or better yet, a TV.

At 5/28/10 01:29 PM, Psycho666 wrote: In a double edged sort of rant, OPERA IS THE WORST BROWSER EVER! Don't even bother writing code for opera, everyone is so fed up after the first few minutes they don't care.

Don't talk about things that you don't know that much about. I use Opera because my only working computer with an internet connection (hard drive failures suck, kids) is too fucking slow to run anything else.

At 5/28/10 07:40 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote: I fucking can't stand these browsers. IE is the best, why the fuck do you need to use anything else?

Take note i stopped reading here. I went and search for a gun, and tried to track down your house. Failed Attempt. Non the less consider your life sparred for such a DUMB FUCKING COMMENT.

At 5/28/10 11:40 AM, InternetExplorer8 wrote:

At 5/28/10 11:37 AM, SirWolfy wrote: GO. AWAY.

But I can't. I come standard on all computers using Windows.

Im not going to lie SirWolfy that was kind of funny

Firefox for me has been crashing a ridiculas amount lately for me though.
Anyone else having this problem?

No, fuck 'you'!

IE is fucking slow and even starts slow. I hope it burns in hell.
It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks....

...and I don't like it.

At 5/28/10 07:40 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote:

I am ranting because I am a web developer and I HATE IT THAT I HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE ARE DUMB ASSHOLES THAT USE OTHER BROWSERS, and I have to write different fucking codes for the site/flash/whatever to work on all browsers. Some 'webmasters' don't do it (idiots) and the site looks different in every browser and is completely messed up.

You are not a web developer, or else you would complain that there are still idiots who use Internet Explorer, forcing you to adapt your coding for these retards.

i sence so much bias in this thread, just stick with your own god damn browsers know one gives a fuck about your browser or opinions

Microsoft and Mozzilla should get together?? hahaha
All im gonig to say is that microsoft partners with no one when it comes to this type of stuff. Expecially with Mozilla's side of thing, who's sugardaddy is google, and is in direct competition with IE. aslo, Firefox and opera and chrome are open source. thats a rant all in its own to use open source programs.

and for the bias people out there... just shut up and use the browser that you like the most.

That sucks man. I actually like FireFox. I'd just design sites for IE, FireFox & Opera (if I can be arsed). But lets face it, FireFox is the best.

At 5/28/10 03:04 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I'd just design sites for IE, FireFox & Opera (if I can be arsed).

Then you'd be a shitty web developer.

Every web developer should test everything on fucking elinks. If it isn't usable in textmode, you're doing it wrong.

IE fucking sucks.

See, I have opinions too.

At 5/28/10 07:40 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote: I fucking can't stand these browsers. IE is the best, why the fuck do you need to use anything else?

It's our decision. I noticed IE uses too much CPU, and trying to connect to a website takes longer than you think it does.

"oh weeweewee but so many exploits omg" No shit! People write viruses and exploits for IE because a lot of people use it, besides IE has proven to be the most secure one, there has been many tests out there.

Secure? Really? IE crashed me five times in a row, as Firefox only failed me once.

"but other browsers are faster"

That's true, IE takes way too long to load a page.

"oh ee but makes me look cool and uniqe" FUCK OFF. Go fucking do something useful to make yourself unique

I don't say that.

"but i need addons they're useful" This is where I blame Microsoft FOR NOT INCLUDING THIS FEATURE.

IE does have addons, silly. But the only addon you can really find useful is the WOT addon, and that's not enough! Besides, IE addons suck.

If you really need addons that bad, then use Firefox AND NO OTHER BULLSHIT LIKE OPERA WHICH FUCKING SUCKS

Dude, you are offending lots of people.

I am ranting because I am a web developer and I HATE IT THAT I HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE ARE DUMB ASSHOLES THAT USE OTHER BROWSERS, and I have to write different fucking codes for the site/flash/whatever to work on all browsers. Some 'webmasters' don't do it (idiots) and the site looks different in every browser and is completely messed up.

A web browser only surfs the web. It doesn't change the design of the website. Addons need to change, but that's it.

To Microsoft and Mozilla (as they are the most decent browsers out there) I would love if you would unite and make ONE browser with all the features combined

That would use up a lot of CPU, memory, and time to load a page.

To all other browsers - EAT A DICK

No, you have no right to make Firefox do that. How about IE eat a dick for being:
1. Slow
2. Making errors on webpages
3. Using lots of CPU and RAM
4. Not enough or useless addons
5. No feature which allows you to save browsing session

I assume you're a troll? Nobody fucking enjoys IE. It's impossible to enjoy that browser.

At 5/28/10 04:51 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I assume you're a troll? Nobody fucking enjoys IE. It's impossible to enjoy that browser.

But. I grew up with all of you. None of you even knew about things like other browsers until maybe 3 years ago.

Oh how the times have changed.

I agree with everything you said.

if people didn't run around the net downloading unneeded third party apps (like new web browsers) their computer wouldn't run like shit, they wouldn't get so many viruses, and they wouldn't have to blame their self-brought problems on Microsoft.

Stop being stupid people...

Seriously, who's going to make a better peice of software? Some average asshole or the people that made the operating system the fucking software runs on?

Ooh, someone's angry. Even though they could've minded their own business, no, tell everyone what to do like you were Adolf Hitler.