Speak like a 12 year old translator

[walterwagner]

Lets all be 12 years old again, express the (publess) child within you ill start :D

LETS AL B 12 YAARS OLD AGANE EXPRAS DA (PUBLES) CHILD WITHIN U IL START

[Earthshine]

IM A SOPHISTICATED PERSON WHO WIL N3VAR TOK LIEK A 12 Y3AR OLD!1!!!1111 WTF

[Limited]

MAH P3NIS SI BIG3R THAN U U MASIEV NUB

Huh, well that was amusing for about 5 seconds...

[Lucian-MK-IV]

Ok, let's try something intelligent.

A HARMONIC OF A WAEV SI A COMPONENT FR3QUANCY OF TEH SIGNAL TAHT SI AN INT3GER MULTIPL3 OF TEH FUNDMANTAL FREQUANCY IE.!!1!! LOL IF DA FUNDM3NTAL FREQU3NCY SI F TEH HARMONIS HAEV FRAQUENCEIS 2F 3F 4F !111!1!! WTF !!!11!1!! OMG WTF !!!!!1! WTF ETC!1!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

[Platypus]

U GUYS R AL SO IMATUR3 IMM TEH COL3ST!1!1!1! WTF

[CharltonChinchilla]

You don't need a translator to do that shit for you, Itz prety EZ 2 do it urs3lf

[Wolfos]

I LIEK BACON
I LIEK BACON
HOW BOUT U?!!?!?!?! OMG WTF BOUT U??!!??? LOL LIEK FR3AKNG BACON
BACON!!11!!1! SI SO DELISHIOS
MAH MAH MAHH
MAH MAH MAHHHH

[ultrafighter1]

ROFL MAN I LIEK THES GENERA2R IM GONA MES AROUND ON IT....!!111!!!11!!11!1!1!1111!!1!!1!!!!1 !!1!111!!11!!1111 WTF LOL CHIK3N I SPEL THNGS WRON WRAWR

[Hoeloe]

THES TRANSLA2R SI FUL OF WIN
IT!!!11! OMG WTF LOL MAEKS MA FEL PR3PUBSCANT AGANE LIEK WHEN POKAMON GOLD WAS NU AND DA GM3BOY COLOUR WAS STAET-OF-TH3-ART TECHNOLOGY!1!!!1!! OMG LOL

[Aigis]

When I was twelve I wrote in full sentences because I didn't know anything else.

It wasn't until I was thirteen that I realised it was quicker to write in text language.

Then about a year later, I realised how dumb it made me look.

[SloppyMoe606]

HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WOD CHUK CHUK IF A WOD CHUK CUD CHUK WOD!1!!!11! OMG

[NEVR]

Far too many shitty unfunny all-caps posts.