When the suicide bombers blow themselves up in promise of 72 virgins, why do they think that's a good idea? Wouldn't you rather have someone who knows how to give you a good poundin' rather than a person who would bleed and be hurt since they've never fucked before? Sure, you wouldn't get any criticism, but a good sucking off is more important than some girl biting down on you and then apologizing.
Yeah, I've always wondered that myself...
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At 5/23/10 03:35 PM, HandsomeYoungMan wrote: but a good sucking off is more important than some girl biting down on you and then apologizing.
At least she has manners.
You know Osama tricked all those suicide bombers right? The 72 virgins are just a bunch of people playing world of warcraft all day in heaven.
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72 vaginas... hopefully. Unless you're referring to how many users are on the forums at a given time.
If it wasn't complete nonsense i would want to be muslim.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
At 5/23/10 03:38 PM, jedi-master wrote: You know Osama tricked all those suicide bombers right? The 72 virgins are just a bunch of people playing world of warcraft all day in heaven.
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At 5/23/10 03:46 PM, Fantum wrote: I think it was generally established that 71 just wouldn't cut it. 72 is probably the minimum average acceptable cost of suicide.
72 - 30 = 42. This can't be coincidence.
maybe muslim extremists have some creepy fetish where they love to have blood all over their dicks
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At 5/23/10 03:48 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 5/23/10 03:46 PM, Fantum wrote: I think it was generally established that 71 just wouldn't cut it. 72 is probably the minimum average acceptable cost of suicide.72 - 30 = 42. This can't be coincidence.
Their are many ways a sword might find itself in a field.
You're a moron. It's not "suicide bombers" that ideal is limited to muslims (although muslim != suicide bomber). The "72 virgins" is actually a mis translation, the real way it's phrase is 72 "Angels" people who are "pure". 72 virgins is a western creation, It's a bastardised version of the real idea.
At 5/23/10 04:00 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: maybe muslim extremists have some creepy fetish where they love to have blood all over their dicks
they're to uneducated to know that there would be blood.
At 5/23/10 04:00 PM, NeverHundred wrote:At 5/23/10 03:48 PM, Makakaov wrote:Their are many ways a sword might find itself in a field.At 5/23/10 03:46 PM, Fantum wrote: I think it was generally established that 71 just wouldn't cut it. 72 is probably the minimum average acceptable cost of suicide.72 - 30 = 42. This can't be coincidence.
You don't even understand how dumb i was trying to be in that post.
At 5/23/10 04:14 PM, JollySpace wrote: AIDS free.
You can't get AIDS in heaven, dumbass.
At 5/23/10 04:06 PM, sixstring98 wrote:At 5/23/10 04:00 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: maybe muslim extremists have some creepy fetish where they love to have blood all over their dicksthey're to uneducated to know that there would be blood.
You don't have to be educated to know that sort of thing
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Simply because you would have complete dominion over the people there. If women are truly virgins, then they would not simply not even know how to have sex with anybody other than you. I mean, you would think it would be special if the time you lost your virginity, you had someone else lose her virginity.
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Billy Connolly does a joke to that effect.
I think what we really need is some Christian terrorism.
Get two priests to hijack a plane, and promise them 72 altar boys...
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At 5/23/10 05:17 PM, gingermagicman wrote: I think what we really need is some Christian terrorism.
Get two priests to hijack a plane, and promise them 72 altar boys...
Or Jewish Terrorism.
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Having an orgy with a bunch of people who don't know how to have sex is PARIDISE
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The 72 virgins is kind of a bonus.
They do the bombings and attacks because they are proud to help win the Jihad.
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Virgin pussy is tighter and virgins are also more likely to have a good personality over a whore. I would rather have 72 virgins.
At 5/23/10 08:50 PM, RacistBassist wrote: The 72 virgins is kind of a bonus.
They do the bombings and attacks because they are proud to help win the Jihad.
How the hell did this turn into a mature discussion
At 5/23/10 04:15 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 5/23/10 04:14 PM, JollySpace wrote: AIDS free.You can't get AIDS in heaven, dumbass.
You can if you're black or gay.
But then again, they all go to hell
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At 5/23/10 05:17 PM, gingermagicman wrote: I think what we really need is some Christian terrorism.
Get two priests to hijack a plane, and promise them 72 altar boys...
Oh you! :P
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