do you have knotted butthairs

[MiracleFruitClock]

because um i do

[Sekhem]

i braid mine

[Shauna]

I gots no butt hair :(

I GOTS NO WAY TO SLEEP NAKED AND WARM FOR TEH WINTERSSSSS

[MiracleFruitClock]

At 5/20/10 06:38 AM, Shauna wrote: I gots no butt hair :(

I GOTS NO WAY TO SLEEP NAKED AND WARM FOR TEH WINTERSSSSS

u can snuggle in my butt hair ;)

[111122223138]

no, i just keep him ( yeah that's right, it's a guy ) combed and brushed

and if i'm feeling spiffy, mouse

[Wunderbar]

It dont wanna talk about it

[Damien]

Mine are clustered with feces.

[EnglishClock]

i comb it every day for that fresh norweigan look. sometimes i like to stick a dildo up there, you know, for fashion purposes.

[Donut]

I have brown butt hairs with my mucus on them.

[dutchpeopleown]

i hate it when crap sticks into my butthair

[Ericho]

I sometimes get knotted butthairs, but only if little bits of feces get caught in the butt hairs. I am a person who tries to wipe as effectively as possible, so that seldom happens. I guess I have simply gotten used to having a very hairy butt. My brother shaves his hairy butt all the time. We are pretty hairy.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

I keep my butthairs clean by wiping extensively.
I have the same problem with my regular pubic hair because when I'm on my period, blood soaks into the hair and I have to work my ass off to get the blood out.

Plus it's hard to shave when you've got hair growing out of a mucous membrane, and I don't know if depillatories are safe for use on genitals.

[Makakaov]

I once hat a ass hair, but i put my ass to teh buckit of motorcycle gasoline, and burned my ass hair to teh ground. Umm... to the ass i mean.

Few months later Georde Lucas proposed my ass to play Darth Vader in the scene when he takes his mask off.

[Sensationalism]

Can't say that I do.

This is a hilarious thread, I love Newgrounds.

[Kane1993x]

As my first post on NG I would like to say yes! I do have butthairs!

[bob389]

Mine's got dreadlocks, and sings reggae when I'm walkin' down the street.

[Shikamarana]

At 5/20/10 02:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Can't say that I do.

This is a hilarious thread, I love Newgrounds.

Pft, I bet you have like, loads of butt hair. :P Yeah, this is amusing, lol.

Feces in your butthair... gross lol, wipe better.

At 5/20/10 06:38 AM, Shauna wrote: I gots no butt hair :(

I GOTS NO WAY TO SLEEP NAKED AND WARM FOR TEH WINTERSSSSS

Blankets keep me nice and warm when I am sleeping naked. Ooooor we could like, rub our naked bodies together to generate warmth, yeah?

[Wunderbar]

At 5/20/10 02:19 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: I keep my butthairs clean by wiping extensively.
I have the same problem with my regular pubic hair because when I'm on my period, blood soaks into the hair and I have to work my ass off to get the blood out.

Plus it's hard to shave when you've got hair growing out of a mucous membrane, and I don't know if depillatories are safe for use on genitals.

DUDE (oh wait) THAT IS FUCKING SICK!! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR COMPUTER/LAPTOP and try not to say things like that. We are talking about our butt hairs not pussys or periods

[Sensationalism]

At 5/20/10 02:26 PM, Shikamarana wrote:

At 5/20/10 02:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Can't say that I do.

This is a hilarious thread, I love Newgrounds.

Pft, I bet you have like, loads of butt hair. :P Yeah, this is amusing, lol.

Okay yeah, I have tons of it. I have soo much, I shave some of it off to replace bald spots on my head.

lewl

[Prinzy2]

I comb my butt so the hairs don't get knotted.

[Shikamarana]

At 5/20/10 02:44 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Okay yeah, I have tons of it. I have soo much, I shave some of it off to replace bald spots on my head.

lewl

It's ok. You're still kind of radtacular

[Corpus-Delicti]

At 5/20/10 11:17 AM, Ericho wrote: I sometimes get knotted butthairs, but only if little bits of feces get caught in the butt hairs.

Oh dear.

[shaeke]

I paint with my butthair.

[Blounty]

At 5/20/10 02:19 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: I keep my butthairs clean by wiping extensively.
I have the same problem with my regular pubic hair because when I'm on my period, blood soaks into the hair and I have to work my ass off to get the blood out.

Did anyone else find this post scary?

[Haloya]

At 5/20/10 02:19 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: I keep my butthairs clean by wiping extensively.
I have the same problem with my regular pubic hair because when I'm on my period, blood soaks into the hair and I have to work my ass off to get the blood out.

You just killed this thread, TMI.

Plus now I have to take a shower cause I feel dirty for reading that shit man...

[WhiteSwordClock]

I got a rash from my butthairs rubbing against my ass cheeks.

[Boris-4-U]

I've always wanted to put a patton on a little butt comb, small with curved end capable of reachin that ummm..area.

[xLegionnaire]

No, I shave them.

[o0-0o]

At 5/20/10 04:54 PM, Blounty wrote:

At 5/20/10 02:19 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: I keep my butthairs clean by wiping extensively.
I have the same problem with my regular pubic hair because when I'm on my period, blood soaks into the hair and I have to work my ass off to get the blood out.

Did anyone else find this post scary?

Let's just say I read this just after waking up and now I am for sure going to skip breakfast, maybe even lunch. I hope it doesn't come down to that.

[nohomo]

for some reason the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was "DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?"

I don't know either