While i was pissing, i saw a spider. Using my natural instincts as a newgrounder, i thought "maybe i should pee on it for teh lulz"
But no.
I whipped my dick back into my pants. I grabbed the nearest thing to me -
My can of AXE. I sprayed it for a good ten seconds. I proceeded to walk out of the bathroom and let my imagination run wild. I can only think of this hot spider stud getting all the hot spider chicks with his slick scent of cheap cologne.
Discuss.
A spider wearing a hat... Where do people come up with this?
At 5/20/10 01:19 AM, Hawdcore wrote: A spider wearing a hat... Where do people come up with this?
That looks like a daddy long legs to me
Now he's a rebel who doesn't play it safe and leads an underground lifestyle lurking streets finding unsuspecting broads to take back to his home.
After a pleasurable time with her, he kills his lover, cutting a heart shaped symbol on their chest.
He is known to Manhattan as the "The Heart Stealer", but the true reason he does this is because his own heart was broken many years before and he gather pieces of other spiders hearts to rebuild his own.
She's a bad mamma jamma
Just as fine as can be
At 5/20/10 01:34 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: She's a bad mamma jamma
Just as fine as can be
What in the fuck is that?
10 seconds under the deodorant spray should freeze the spder a little.
I mean not like he's cold n' stuff, but like he's "frozen"
At 5/20/10 10:04 AM, Makakaov wrote: 10 seconds under the deodorant spray should freeze the spder a little.
I mean not like he's cold n' stuff, but like he's "frozen"
Proving he is the Jack Bauer of spiders.
yeah you would do that you little pussy. you get beaten by your father so you pick on something 1000 times smaller than you. I bet you fingered yourself afterwards, god, you are cool.
dddd
And what the fuck is axe? is that what you call your dick? god damn
dddd
At 5/20/10 10:18 AM, EnglishClock wrote: And what the fuck is axe? is that what you call your dick? god damn
axe brand deodorant? never heard of it?
At 5/20/10 10:18 AM, EnglishClock wrote: And what the fuck is axe? is that what you call your dick? god damn
I even said it was cologne in the original post, idiot.
I was doing the spider a favor too, now he's a spider-pimp-murderer
Female spiders eat the male after mating.
You just gave that spider a death sentence. How does that make you feel?
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 5/20/10 10:42 AM, BrockManson wrote: Female spiders eat the male after mating.
You just gave that spider a death sentence. How does that make you feel?
He kills them before they can kill him.
At 5/20/10 10:42 AM, BrockManson wrote: Female spiders eat the male after mating.
You just gave that spider a death sentence. How does that make you feel?
Actually, it's Mantis who do that.
Black Widows do it too i guess, but if the male isn't able to provide the kids.
I don't think that the spider would mate with black widow,
also i think that AXE deodorant doesn't work on other animals, as it does on people.
maybe if i talk about how i wanted to touch a spider with my dick leakage, and spray a small insect with some deodorant, i'll look cool on the internet
*posts*
dddd
At 5/20/10 11:44 AM, EnglishClock wrote: maybe if i talk about how i wanted to touch a spider with my dick leakage, and spray a small insect with some deodorant, i'll look cool on the internet
*posts*
HATERS GONNA HATE
At 5/20/10 10:32 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote:At 5/20/10 10:18 AM, EnglishClock wrote: And what the fuck is axe? is that what you call your dick? god damnaxe brand deodorant? never heard of it?
Fuck Axe, get some good ol' Old Spice!
At 5/20/10 10:18 AM, EnglishClock wrote: And what the fuck is axe? is that what you call your dick? god damn
AXE is deodorent (i think thats how you spell it?)
If you're from England it's called LYNX
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
╰⋃╯私の腰は、自分自身で動いている
やりまん
Spraying an innocent creature that is afraid of you with dangerous chemicals. What exactly is the point?
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 5/20/10 10:43 AM, NinjaDonut wrote:At 5/20/10 10:42 AM, BrockManson wrote: Female spiders eat the male after mating.He kills them before they can kill him.
You just gave that spider a death sentence. How does that make you feel?
how about chuck norris? Do you really think that spider could take him?
Ciick my sig for a bunch of dead cats
At 5/20/10 01:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: Spraying an innocent creature that is afraid of you with dangerous chemicals. What exactly is the point?
I wish I could spray you with dangerous chemicals.
At 5/20/10 01:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: Spraying an innocent creature that is afraid of you with dangerous chemicals. What exactly is the point?
Some people are terrified of spiders. It's like a kill it before it kills you thing or something. I'm afraid of being bitten by spiders and stuff, but I usually just avoid them if I see them.
That spider didn't get any spider chicks. It died.
Do you love me?
At 5/20/10 02:18 PM, Shikamarana wrote:
Some people are terrified of spiders. It's like a kill it before it kills you thing or something. I'm afraid of being bitten by spiders and stuff, but I usually just avoid them if I see them.
That spider didn't get any spider chicks. It died.
I am terrified of spiders, always have been. To me they are the most scary of creatures in all the land. I think I would rather share a swimming pool with a shark then share one corner of my bedroom wall with a spider.
Do I kill them though because they scare me?
No. Never.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 5/20/10 02:18 PM, Shikamarana wrote:
That spider didn't get any spider chicks. It died.
No. It s a spider pimp and there is no doubt about it.
The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.
At 5/20/10 02:21 PM, Gagsy wrote:
I am terrified of black people, always have been. To me they are the most scary of creatures in all the land. I think I would rather share a swimming pool with a shark then share one corner of my bedroom wall with a black guy.
Do I kill them though because they scare me?
No. Never.
I don't know why, but this is the only way I can read that post.
"..." - ...
At 5/20/10 01:16 AM, NinjaDonut wrote: Discuss.
That spider. I would hit that.
At 5/20/10 02:21 PM, Gagsy wrote:At 5/20/10 02:18 PM, Shikamarana wrote:Some people are terrified of spiders. It's like a kill it before it kills you thing or something. I'm afraid of being bitten by spiders and stuff, but I usually just avoid them if I see them.I am terrified of spiders, always have been. To me they are the most scary of creatures in all the land. I think I would rather share a swimming pool with a shark then share one corner of my bedroom wall with a spider.
That spider didn't get any spider chicks. It died.
Do I kill them though because they scare me?
No. Never.
Im the very same. I made my hubby take two massive buggers outside yesterday! One being the bastard who kept me up all night and the fell off the ceiling making me scream. The other, one who would make more babys *shudders*
But even then, no matter how much i hate them, i wont kill them. Theres one behind the toilet who keeps hiding, i just do what i gotta do super quick and go.
At end of day they are more scared of big us than we are scared of them, though you wouldnt think it.
I want to kill everybody in the world!
L O V E L o V e, oh..
I want to eat your heart!
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