Make up facts that sound real.

[372]

Ever hear a misconception like, "Daddy long legs have more venom in their bite then a Black Widow, but can't bite humans." or that "You can see the great wall of China from the moon"?

Well someone had to make up that bullshit one time or another.

So go for it, make up a fact that sounds like it could be true.

[Donut]

At 5/19/10 07:44 PM, 372 wrote: "You can see the great wall of China from the moon"?

That's true.

[RacistBassist]

Evolution and the Big Bang Theory is right

[kingofpwning]

okay then, here,s one, "did you know that bird saliva has 50,0000 parasites?" that sound,s scientific and fake

[Me-Patch]

A friend of mine swears that when you tip cows they can't get up and break their legs trying and die. Idiot.

[372]

At 5/19/10 07:45 PM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 5/19/10 07:44 PM, 372 wrote: "You can see the great wall of China from the moon"?

That's true.

It is commonly claimed that the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object visible from the Moon.[29] This is false. None of the Apollo astronauts reported seeing any man-made object from the Moon. The misconception is believed to have been popularized by Richard Halliburton decades before the first moon landing.

See what I mean?

[Earthshine]

Rob Schneider hires illegal immigrants to come to his house and choke him while he takes a shower.

[kamelona]

A cock in the mouth is worth more than 2 cocks in the hand

[Me-Patch]

At 5/19/10 07:45 PM, NinjaDonut wrote:

That's true.

Anyone who thinks that a 20-foot wide dirt colored wall can be seen from space is fucking retarded.

[RacistBassist]

At 5/19/10 07:48 PM, Piss wrote: artificial satellites.

Yeah, and with artificial satellites I can be seen from Space also

[Luke]

Jesus was real.

[explodingbunnies]

over $50 Million is spent each day by the government of U.S.

Sound like it could be real.

[kingofpwning]

anyone who live,s in texas is a redneck, and (if you say that this is true i WILL kill you) that is my fake fact of the day, remember, say it is true and not fake, and i will fucking kill you :) have a nice day!

[372]

At 5/19/10 07:51 PM, kingofpwning wrote: anyone who live,s in texas is a redneck, and (if you say that this is true i WILL kill you) that is my fake fact of the day, remember, say it is true and not fake, and i will fucking kill you :) have a nice day!

Anyone from Texas is extremely sensitive.

[RacistBassist]

At 5/19/10 07:51 PM, kingofpwning wrote: anyone who live,s in texas is a redneck

That's a fact though. They all have shotgun racks in their trucks too

[kchrules]

If you burp, fart, hiccup, piss, blink, and sneeze at the same time you will explode

[Oni-James]

okay. heres one. "blood has many antibiotics in it that can actually extend the life of a human being for up to 4 years" sounds like it might make sense if you told it to alot of people.

[kingofpwning]

At 5/19/10 07:53 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 5/19/10 07:51 PM, kingofpwning wrote: anyone who live,s in texas is a redneck

That's a fact though. They all have shotgun racks in their trucks too

you realize i must hunt you down now? do you realize how much fucking work it is hunting someone down and kiling them, there familys, and their girlfriends? it is VERY hard work

[RacistBassist]

At 5/19/10 07:56 PM, kingofpwning wrote: you realize i must hunt you down now? do you realize how much fucking work it is hunting someone down and kiling them, there familys, and their girlfriends? it is VERY hard work

Federal Way, Washington.

I live right off of Pac Highway near Federal Way High School, and I am a Senior there.

You can figure out the rest

[jacobmorris92]

The people of NG would never consider coming on this thread by the lure of the topic title and make up a fact that is in fact opposite to some pejorative belief they may have, in an attempt to create some kind of smart-arse retort. Oh, wait......

At 5/19/10 07:53 PM, 372 wrote: Anyone from Texas is extremely sensitive.

This.

[HypnoGoat]

That's a fact though. They all have shotgun racks in their trucks too

you realize i must hunt you down now? do you realize how much fucking work it is hunting someone down and kiling them, there familys, and their girlfriends? it is VERY hard work

With a shot gun.

Every 10 minutes someone comes out of the closet.

[Jinx-Studios]

372 is a douche.

[372]

At 5/19/10 08:05 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: 372 is a douche.

I think you misread the title...

[Oolaph]

At 5/19/10 08:06 PM, 372 wrote:

At 5/19/10 08:05 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: 372 is a douche.

I think you misread the title...

Obviously, they're supposed to SOUND real, not BE real.

[Slain]

At 5/19/10 08:13 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 5/19/10 08:06 PM, 372 wrote:

At 5/19/10 08:05 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: 372 is a douche.

I think you misread the title...

Obviously, they're supposed to SOUND real, not BE real.

372... is not a douche?

amidoinitrite?

[Gobblemeister]

When a Spotted Shovel Nosed Toad burrows underground it's nose releases a partial amount of the liquid contained in it's body to soften the soil and ease digging. because of this the species has been able to live in conditions once thought unsuitable by burrowing to cooler, more moist areas.

[ChickenReaper]

There is a tribe in South America that never cuts the umbilical cord

[372]

At 5/19/10 08:45 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: When a Spotted Shovel Nosed Toad burrows underground it's nose releases a partial amount of the liquid contained in it's body to soften the soil and ease digging. because of this the species has been able to live in conditions once thought unsuitable by burrowing to cooler, more moist areas.

*claps*

[sumidiotdude]

Black men are hard working.

[Scarface]

George Bush got approval ratings of more than 10%

u c wat i did thar?