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When my play-room had two doors connecting to the living room I would run around and put kite rope around stuff and tie it.had to put it all back on the holder,Took like 20 minutes.

I also liked trains.At preschool,I was the only one who played with those toys.

When I was four, I put a bunch of crayons on my dining room table and played "crayon hockey" with them (Don't ask.) There was a huge amount of crayons on the table, and by the time I finished, the table was a mess, and so was the floor. I did the same thing with jellybeans a couple times, too.

i thought that i could magically chang stop lights from red to green whenever i wanted

In the school bathroom,2nd grade...you DON'T want to know.

When i was younger i used to eat Christmas lights off of trees. Also I ate some kind of shoe freshener one time....

haha that is funny how old were you?

i had thrown up when i saw new spongebob episodes because i was so excited i could cry

when i was a kid ,one day 1 woke up and theres 3 bathrooms in my house and all of them were filled and i had to piss real bad.I went to a window and took a nice long piss from there,but suddenly i heard some guy scream Wtf's this?turns out some guy was sitting down there drinking some coffee or somethin and some of my piss anciently went in his cup.

One time I had a high fever and started hallucinating. Turns out I jumped on to the back of the couch and tried to grapple on to our book shelf. I was like 6-7.

During my childhood i have done many weird things

burn my thumb while eating pie

assumed masterbating was a easier way to urinate

masterbate to the mental images of my schoolmates, the moment i got home

masterbate for the first time when watching Evolution

yiff my sisters stuffed dog

burn a hades plastic figure from mcdonalds in a oven

throw my sister shoes into a nearby ocean only to later realise that they werent hers

drink while pissing, as a experiment

burn a garden brush with my older brother

take random pictures with my older brother and my mothers camera when we were home alone

wear a pink dress because my mother was not inside at the time

reveal to my mother where my brother keeps his porn (of course now i realise that i could have used it)

and of course stick to a religion that i was born into anyway and not given a option if i wanted to join (fortunately i made my own choice when i hit puberty)

At 6/28/10 01:24 PM, agustana wrote: I broke a lot, and I mean A LOT of glass plates at Golden Corral. I'm almost positive I'm the reason they switched to those flimsy plastic plates.

I never broke plates but when I was a baby I pushed egg cartons off of the table at least twice.