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Hey! This past week I've developed a new way to pee. I call it "THE RAPTURE." You get lined up and then mid way through you raise your arms straight out and then look up as you finish.

Here is a picture of it. If you have an interesting way to pee draw it and post it.

Should this go in the Art Forum? Maybe submit it to the art portal? I'm pretty sure I could get scouted with this sort of stuff.

I really like this sketchy style of drawing.

/joke

everyone knows that the true way to pee is with the 'reverse tyrannosaurus method'

How is this NSFW? I talk about my peeing methods all the time at my work.

At 5/17/10 02:37 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: everyone knows that the true way to pee is with the 'reverse tyrannosaurus method'

Yeah that's pretty good but pushing your dick and balls through your legs to get the piss to go backwards is not for the faint of heart.

Was this what you were thinking?

I've got a lil' challenge for you.

Draw someone doing a cartwheel at the same time as he's pissing.

Please?

At 5/17/10 02:46 PM, MelodiousOrpheus wrote:

At 5/17/10 02:37 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: everyone knows that the true way to pee is with the 'reverse tyrannosaurus method'

Yeah that's pretty good but pushing your dick and balls through your legs to get the piss to go backwards is not for the faint of heart.

Was this what you were thinking?

Yes, that is about right.

Also the 'handplant indie' method is pretty great, especially since it segues perfectly into the 'upside down shotgun' method.

At 5/17/10 02:38 PM, Mussirus wrote: How is this NSFW? I talk about my peeing methods all the time at my work.

I mean there are dick and balls in the thread and possibly vaginas if a girl can come up with a creative peeing method (highly unlikely but possible)

At 5/17/10 02:54 PM, Uzzaman wrote: I've got a lil' challenge for you.

Draw someone doing a cartwheel at the same time as he's pissing.

Please?

ACTION SHOT!

At 5/17/10 02:41 PM, Ejit wrote: Good, but...not the best.

How would you avoid getting piss in your face in the end?

Man this is so nsfw, my mom came downstairs and beat me with a tire iron.

At 5/17/10 03:45 PM, SBB wrote:

At 5/17/10 02:41 PM, Ejit wrote: Good, but...not the best.

How would you avoid getting piss in your face in the end?

You do a flippy flop manuever and switch the stream in the other direction. If you do it very quickly it will cut the stream off going over you almost instantaneously and then it will dribble down wards till you are done.

That's not NSFW, if anything it's light toilet humour.

At 5/17/10 03:48 PM, MelodiousOrpheus wrote: You do a flippy flop manuever and switch the stream in the other direction. If you do it very quickly it will cut the stream off going over you almost instantaneously and then it will dribble down wards till you are done.

I think I understand. Good thinking.

The Carnival Piss... haha I drew this.

At 5/17/10 03:50 PM, SirWolfy wrote: That's not NSFW, if anything it's light toilet humour.

This one's called "pissin' on SirWolfy's 12 year old face" it can be a pretty difficult move to execute, but the payoff is pretty grand.

At 5/17/10 04:11 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 5/17/10 03:45 PM, SBB wrote: How would you avoid getting piss in your face in the end?

AVOID?

It is only manly to piss in another man's face. Not your own.

At 5/17/10 04:05 PM, SBB wrote:

At 5/17/10 03:48 PM, MelodiousOrpheus wrote: You do a flippy flop manuever and switch the stream in the other direction. If you do it very quickly it will cut the stream off going over you almost instantaneously and then it will dribble down wards till you are done.

I think I understand. Good thinking.

wow... i actually ran that through my mind, and it worked pretty swiftly too

Very very NSFW? I was expecting something really gross.

At 5/17/10 04:19 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 5/17/10 04:14 PM, SBB wrote:

At 5/17/10 04:11 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 5/17/10 03:45 PM, SBB wrote: How would you avoid getting piss in your face in the end?

AVOID?

It is only manly to piss in another man's face. Not your own.

You don't make the rules now, 'mod'

That hurts.

this is an awesome thread. needs more art and ideas

Holy monkey bread! It works!

It does make all the blood rush to your shoulders, though.

You get the jist of it.

Draw someone peeing, while peeing!

I just tried the idea in the original post of this thread. It worked, however I had to steer the crotch to compensate for the loss of penile control that the handraise introduced.

At 5/17/10 05:56 PM, Ejit wrote: I kind of want a little book with these in, and I'll read it and people'll be like...reading up on sex positions-really? And I'll be like nooo check it out these are peeing positions.

Hm... just thinking out loud here, we do have some good artists on this site, who could do the drawings, and then have some graphic designers do the page layout and stuff... and getting a book published isn't that much of an ordeal anymore. I think this can be done! I'm not even joking.

Pissing in an ocean of piss.

I take recycling too far...

thats how I pee all the time

like a boss biatch!

LOL