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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 08:58 PM Reply

Putting Gay Porn in his locker would be a bad thing for you.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 08:58 PM Reply

Plus if he's dead i cant savor the moment of victory as others laugh and make fiun of him, if God forbid killed him, there would be only sympathy and tears for him.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 08:58 PM, MastaGeneral wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:54 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: Well, would be a good idea, except im looking to make him cry like a little girl. And im suprised to hear this comming from an iron warrior fan(yes, i play too, nice sig BTW) i would figure somthing with dreadnaughts or big guns would be implied :p
Well, this might be kinda surprising, but I take real life, seriously. :O Who woulda guessed?
If you want, you could mostlikely arm his house with explosives or something.
Maybe make his brain explode from a bullet about a klick away?
Hell, if you're crazy enough, drive some sort of jeep into his house.
But no, I dislike bullies very much, and therefore have plans.
Lots of plans.

Tzeench reference, I guess.

Well...a jeep maybe, covered in barbed wire perhabs with a flamer maybe? (ive been out of the hobby for about a year now but i think ill jump back in) But i truly want somthing that other will forever remind him of, somthing that will make him cry because of his blunder. I want him to never forget what i did to him.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:01 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 08:58 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: Plus if he's dead i cant savor the moment of victory as others laugh and make fiun of him, if God forbid killed him, there would be only sympathy and tears for him.

Wow, you're so naive, when we crushed the head of a teacher with a table, there was no sympathy at all.
It was a bonding experience and I still happily look back to it.

Oh, the joys we had.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:01 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Challenge him to a duel.

...in Mario Kart!

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:02 PM Reply

Bully

People still do that? just punch him in the face, teach him some fucking respect.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:02 PM Reply

But you would be the one who made him dead.
You would be the one with the victory.
Not him.
He has beaten you up and put you down.
You need to get even.
Thats the way for you to get even.
If you are the only person he bullies, he will know if you "humiliate" him.
Then you will be beaten tenfold.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:04 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 09:01 PM, SG3 wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Challenge him to a duel.
...in Mario Kart!

Get with the program, the duel is in Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:06 PM Reply

The best advice to humiliate him would be to challenge him and defeat him. This works best if he is larger than you. The act of being beaten by someone smaller will discredit him and humiliate him.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:07 PM Reply

try killing all of your classmates in a killing spree or just try to burn your school

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:08 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 09:02 PM, MastaGeneral wrote: But you would be the one who made him dead.
You would be the one with the victory.
Not him.
He has beaten you up and put you down.
You need to get even.
Thats the way for you to get even.
If you are the only person he bullies, he will know if you "humiliate" him.
Then you will be beaten tenfold.

Again from an Iron Warrior huh? Did not the iron warriors capture lysander and savor the tourture they put him and every single imperial fist through? Did they not purposely keep them alive just to see them in pain? Although they did eventually get face raped when lysander got out and came back, this kids not that kind of person that would be so brave.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:08 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 09:02 PM, MastaGeneral wrote: But you would be the one who made him dead.
You would be the one with the victory.

Would getting ass raped in prison still be considered a victory?


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:11 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 09:07 PM, formulario wrote: try killing all of your classmates in a killing spree or just try to burn your school

Those are no-win situations, its hard to hide burning a school, unless you have access to the kitchen.
"A killing spree" is almost impossible to win, unless you can easily go to a different country. (Helps if it's an enemy of the nation you had your "killing spree" as you will call it, as they may like that you killed THE ENEMIES citizens.) But the other nation can still let them capture you and probably will.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:13 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 09:08 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 5/12/10 09:02 PM, MastaGeneral wrote: But you would be the one who made him dead.
You would be the one with the victory.
Would getting ass raped in prison still be considered a victory?

You aren't helping.
And anyway, it would, he would be defeating his rival. If he goes by my plan, he most likely will not get caught, and if he does, its prolly from his own stupid mistakes.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:16 PM Reply

LOL @ how many views on a topic about anti-bullying! Oh wait, it's Newgrounds.

Lolol

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:17 PM Reply

Just placing dogshit around his things isn't going to humiliate him at all. If you want to get back at him in an underhanded way then do the gay porn thing. But you have to really lay it on, like, heavy as fuck, as in he isn't just a casual gay porn reader, he lives and breathes the stuff.

Or grow some balls and break his nose. That's acceptable too.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 09:18 PM Reply

At 5/12/10 09:13 PM, MastaGeneral wrote:
At 5/12/10 09:08 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 5/12/10 09:02 PM, MastaGeneral wrote:
If he goes by my plan, he most likely will not get caught,

You're ignorance is incredibly obvious to me.

and if he does, its prolly from his own stupid mistakes.

Or it could be from the fact that your plan is not foolproof. It's quite obvious you don't know enough about forensics to even attempt to come up with a decent plan anyway.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully May. 12th, 2010 @ 10:08 PM Reply

This thread is filled with win.


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