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How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:20:43 Reply

Hey newgrounders, i need a way to humilate a bully in a sick way. So ofcourse i come to newgrounds! Ive been dealing with this prick all year and have tolerated for the most part. So far ive thought about either A)Putting my dogs shit in his locker, or B) filling his locker with gay porn.

Any other suggestions?


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:22:10 Reply

Shit on his desk, and then shove his ruler up your ass.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:22:19 Reply

Grab his cock.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:22:31 Reply

How about leaving the 3rd grade


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:27:37 Reply

I would suggest you stop letting him bully you.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:28:50 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:22 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Grab his cock.

Gonna have to go with this one.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:29:26 Reply

Thanks for the actualy advice and some seriousness but, this kid beat up a fat black kid 2 feet taller then him(this is sophmore year of highschool)


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:30:03 Reply

Challenge him to a duel.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:31:35 Reply

Maybe you should stop stealing his tampons. Buy your own!


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:32:26 Reply

Tell him how you truly feel about him bulling you, and he will change his ways and realize his wrongdoings. His guilty conscience will be all the humiliation he deserves.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:32:36 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:29 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: Thanks for the actualy advice and some seriousness but, this kid beat up a fat black kid 2 feet taller then him(this is sophmore year of highschool)

Sounds like this bully must be pretty short then? Also, sounds like the fat black kid didn't know how to defend himself.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:35:25 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Challenge him to a duel.

Use the Heart of the Cards to win!

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:35:30 Reply

All of what you have suggested.Also work out.Although he results will probably take too long to come into use.Resort to more"effective" ways such as putting itching powder all over his stuff.

Also fuck his mother.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:36:14 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:32 PM, physicpebble wrote: Tell him how you truly feel about him bulling you, and he will change his ways and realize his wrongdoings. His guilty conscience will be all the humiliation he deserves.

Is this before or after the bully beats the fucking shit out of him?

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:37:35 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:35 PM, jacio9 wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Challenge him to a duel.
Use the Heart of the Cards to win!

SORRY BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.

THE FUCK?

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:38:03 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:28 PM, Strength wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:22 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Grab his cock.
Gonna have to go with this one.

I agree as well. This.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:38:09 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:32 PM, physicpebble wrote: Tell him how you truly feel about him bulling you, and he will change his ways and realize his wrongdoings. His guilty conscience will be all the humiliation he deserves.

haha thats a good one

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:38:26 Reply

Where the fuck do i find itiching powder? And to the other suggestions of telling him, thiis kid is sorta like the anarchist kid from the breakfast club. Its like....he dosnt give a shit about anything. He cares more about his skate board and his pants


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:38:45 Reply

Okay, here is what you do:
Firstly, you get some bleach, gloves, some sort of weapon (a knife preferably), and some citric acid.
Steps:
1: You find out where he lives, wait until he is alone(preferably sleeping) , put the gloves on, bring the bleach and the knife. Cut his throat. Bring the body to your house in some way, poor bleach on the blood, take one of his animals, and kill it where you killed him(to disguise he is missing, like he just went out/ran away)
2: (This helps if you live alone/have some place no one goes to). Put the body over a bathtub. Cut the major arteries(check google, not going to hold you hand all the way through this) and make sure the blood is draining, this helps clear the stench and to help the body decompose.
3: When it is drained, cut the corpse into pieces, and lay them out and poor the acid onto them (this may take a couple of days) To get rid of the flesh and things, it might dissolve the bone if you leave it in there long enough.
4: Discard the remnants into separate containers nowhere near your house, nor each other.
5: You just committed murder!
Tips:
Make sure to where the gloves ALL THE TIME
Don't get caught.
Don't do any thing stupid.
Godspeed.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:39:56 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:38 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: Where the fuck do i find itiching powder? And to the other suggestions of telling him, thiis kid is sorta like the anarchist kid from the breakfast club. Its like....he dosnt give a shit about anything. He cares more about his skate board and his pants

So he's a mini Judd Nelson? Doesn't sound very intimidating to me.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:41:51 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:38 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:28 PM, Strength wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:22 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Grab his cock.
Gonna have to go with this one.
I agree as well. This.

The only option. This.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:43:41 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:36 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Is this before or after the bully beats the fucking shit out of him?

Definitely before.


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:44:41 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:37 PM, Strength wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:35 PM, jacio9 wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Challenge him to a duel.
Use the Heart of the Cards to win!
SORRY BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.

THE FUCK?

Those days are over, too.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:45:44 Reply

Don't be an idiot and beat him up.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:47:27 Reply

Hit him on the temple of his head with a sock filled with a lock.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:47:33 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:22 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Grab his cock.

I concur

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:47:41 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:38 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: Where the fuck do i find itiching powder? And to the other suggestions of telling him, thiis kid is sorta like the anarchist kid from the breakfast club. Its like....he dosnt give a shit about anything. He cares more about his skate board and his pants

dunno the internet or maybe a store that sells such items like a joke shop.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:52:04 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:44 PM, JB-VC wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:37 PM, Strength wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:35 PM, jacio9 wrote:
At 5/12/10 08:30 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Challenge him to a duel.
Use the Heart of the Cards to win!
SORRY BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.

THE FUCK?
Those days are over, too.

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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:54:50 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:38 PM, MastaGeneral wrote: Okay, here is what you do:
Firstly, you get some bleach, gloves, some sort of weapon (a knife preferably), and some citric acid.
Steps:
1: You find out where he lives, wait until he is alone(preferably sleeping) , put the gloves on, bring the bleach and the knife. Cut his throat. Bring the body to your house in some way, poor bleach on the blood, take one of his animals, and kill it where you killed him(to disguise he is missing, like he just went out/ran away)
2: (This helps if you live alone/have some place no one goes to). Put the body over a bathtub. Cut the major arteries(check google, not going to hold you hand all the way through this) and make sure the blood is draining, this helps clear the stench and to help the body decompose.
3: When it is drained, cut the corpse into pieces, and lay them out and poor the acid onto them (this may take a couple of days) To get rid of the flesh and things, it might dissolve the bone if you leave it in there long enough.
4: Discard the remnants into separate containers nowhere near your house, nor each other.
5: You just committed murder!
Tips:
Make sure to where the gloves ALL THE TIME
Don't get caught.
Don't do any thing stupid.
Godspeed.

Well, would be a good idea, except im looking to make him cry like a little girl. And im suprised to hear this comming from an iron warrior fan(yes, i play too, nice sig BTW) i would figure somthing with dreadnaughts or big guns would be implied :p


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Response to How to Humiliate a Bully 2010-05-12 20:58:37 Reply

At 5/12/10 08:54 PM, ianhumphreys wrote: Well, would be a good idea, except im looking to make him cry like a little girl. And im suprised to hear this comming from an iron warrior fan(yes, i play too, nice sig BTW) i would figure somthing with dreadnaughts or big guns would be implied :p

Well, this might be kinda surprising, but I take real life, seriously. :O Who woulda guessed?
If you want, you could mostlikely arm his house with explosives or something.
Maybe make his brain explode from a bullet about a klick away?
Hell, if you're crazy enough, drive some sort of jeep into his house.
But no, I dislike bullies very much, and therefore have plans.
Lots of plans.

Tzeench reference, I guess.

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