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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-11 22:40:20 Reply

At 5/11/10 08:32 PM, Catoblepas wrote: It is and I ain't listening to you nuggas!

Looks like it. And no doubt he used the power of OxyClean to get that sword polished bright.


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-11 22:50:51 Reply

the ghost of Billy Mays is pleased by y9our chld pron.


 

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-11 23:23:42 Reply

At 5/11/10 08:34 PM, KODOKOD wrote:
At 5/11/10 08:32 PM, Catoblepas wrote: It is and I ain't listening to you nuggas!
Holy Shit dude

Child porn?

LMAO!

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-11 23:26:39 Reply

At 5/11/10 08:32 PM, Catoblepas wrote: It is and I ain't listening to you nuggas!

I should be more concerned about your child porn tab more than Billy Mays.


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-11 23:40:40 Reply

im ganna get a lvl99 billy mays befor every one else!!


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 01:30:37 Reply

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 05:53:23 Reply

At 5/11/10 10:36 PM, Fezz wrote: Dude, you definitely can't get any CP off google: fact.

appearantly you can, ask 4chan

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 05:56:14 Reply

Who is Billy Mays?


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 05:56:51 Reply

At 5/12/10 05:53 AM, axlisbak wrote:
At 5/11/10 10:36 PM, Fezz wrote: Dude, you definitely can't get any CP off google: fact.
appearantly you can, ask 4chan

No need to ask, you just go on there and it's all over the place.

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 05:57:30 Reply

You're watching Tool Time with me Tim Taylor and Billy Mays.

Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays?


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 05:59:18 Reply

At 5/12/10 05:56 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote:
At 5/12/10 05:53 AM, axlisbak wrote:
At 5/11/10 10:36 PM, Fezz wrote: Dude, you definitely can't get any CP off google: fact.
appearantly you can, ask 4chan
No need to ask, you just go on there and it's all over the place.

good point

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 06:04:32 Reply

I know nothing about Tribal Wars... but here goes:

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT: OGRE-AWAY! WITH TWO EASY SWING OF THIS BLADE YOU CAN DECAPITATE ANY GREEN-SKINNED MENACE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!

Anybody care to elaborate, or make a better joke out of that? I couldn't think of much. lol


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 06:50:17 Reply

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY MEND-IT. NOW YOU CAN MAKE WEAPON AND ARMOR REPAIRS, JUST LIKE THAT!


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 07:04:09 Reply

Zombie commercial men?

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 07:11:29 Reply

BILLY MAYS HERE! I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT THIS THREAD IS NOT ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS. ARE YOU DISSAPOINTED TOO? WELL NO LONGER WITH THIS USELESS PRODUCT! IT WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE THE WAY YOU DO THE THING YOU USED TO DO WITH LITTLE TO NO DIFFICULTY! CALL NOW AND GET YOUR SECOND PRODUCT FOR FREE! THAT'S TWO PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $29.95!


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 07:15:31 Reply

What a coincidence. TribalWars' creators weren't in for "Too early", it seems.


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 07:20:42 Reply

Nah it can't be him. The real Billy Mays would be armed with Oxy Clean and Kaboom.


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 08:27:27 Reply

He was reincarnated as what looks like some WOW/Runescape looking character? Poor guy!


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 08:58:40 Reply

Child porn, Billy Maze, and a crappy rpg! I am so turned on right now!


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 10:46:57 Reply

It is most likely just some random guy with a beard. As people with beards are known for their beards, they tend to get confused for being each other. I was thinking for a second there that you found evidence that Billy Mays was in fact alive. Apparently, he may have been reborn as an online RPG character!


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 10:52:08 Reply

At 5/12/10 01:30 AM, Jercurpac wrote:
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Hahahahaah! this would make one hell of a commercial.

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 10:59:26 Reply

Hahahahaha. I saw this ad a earlier, but so it seems I failed to notice the resemblance to Billy Mays.


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 11:00:30 Reply

At 5/11/10 10:36 PM, Fezz wrote: Dude, you definitely can't get any CP off google: fact.

How do you know?


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 12:15:07 Reply

Billy Mays came to kill you when he saw you lookin up the child porn.


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 12:16:30 Reply

But but but, South Park told me he went to hell


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 13:18:57 Reply

At 5/11/10 08:32 PM, Catoblepas wrote: It is and I ain't listening to you nuggas!

I don't care what type of porn you look at Catoblepas! I still love you!

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 13:43:35 Reply

ishe one of the cool knights thats alos a lord and has a lot of land and some serfs or is he one of those lowly knights thats gotta like go on a crusade first before he can get some chicks hand in marriage so he can then get some land and serfs


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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 14:45:44 Reply

At 5/11/10 09:11 PM, sumidiotdude wrote:
At 5/11/10 08:35 PM, Sinitech wrote: OP googled CP on purpose because he thought it would be funny.
And it was.

I cannot agree.

This has been done before.

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 15:11:21 Reply

At 5/11/10 10:36 PM, Fezz wrote: Dude, you definitely can't get any CP off google: fact.

Yes, searching for it results in your ip being traced, and you getting arrested.

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Response to Holey cunt! Is that Billy Mays? 2010-05-12 15:12:23 Reply

WHOA.

But dude.. you looked up child porn on google?


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